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The fires of hell surround me Burning, searing, and consuming The stench of brimstone fills the air Pain and anguish, I keep renewing It seems I'll never find the way out Of this wretched, blistering hell My pain and suffering knows no bounds I am despair and misery's spell I scream, I shout, I plead and beg To leave this burning prison of pain Just one more day, is all I seek But solace in death comes only in vain So now I sit, resigned and resigned Cursed to be here in this place In the fires of hell I must remain No sign of relief or grace.

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My limbs are weak and my heart is tired, A painful death I cannot deny. It comes so soon, I have no more breath, My time to die, I cannot defy. My last glimpse of life was quite unfair, I cannot find answer through my pain. My sight is blurred as I lay there, I feel the chill of death, again and again. The pain was great, deep and profound, My memories and dreams lost in dying. The numbness of my soul, no sound, My life slipping away, I'm still trying. Please take away all this misery, Hold me tight and be true. These are my last dying wishes, Before I pass through the dark blue.

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Many mistakes have been made. Paths which should have been taken are closed. The simple, beautiful things around are tainted by a tinge of regret. And the inevitability of future failure brings forth doom. All that's left to do is to drive.

doomandregret

The classic break now arrives on YTMND, many years after it should have. "Funky Drummer" is a single released by James Brown in 1970. Its drum break, improvised by Clyde Stubblefield, is one of the most frequently sampled music recordings.

funkydrummer

found an ingame screenshot of MEN KISSING on my pc from 2005, what could it mean?

freehoun

When you lie Kiss your baby bye bye bye If you're true The whole wide world will laugh with you When we see Nothing's wrong with you and me The time will tell It might even bring a wedding bell If you think that I'm a loser Well you suck 'Cause you know I ain't nothin' But a user of your love I can't get enough Girl, it's true The whole wide world is smilin' with you Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Sometimes I know Sometimes I'm on the go But I'm comin' back So don't give me no flack, yeah It's all you And it's me too It"s your world You's the girl, you's the girl Happier than shit Things that might go click with me Click with you Is that love? is that love? oh Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Watch the little daisies grow, little daisies grow Now just push th' little daisies and make em come up Watch them grow, watch them grow As I push the little daisies and make 'em come up Make 'em come up Make 'em come up Make 'em come up, say Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up

daseys

Community of Christ

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The Rope hypothesis explains the mechanic of Timecube, so Timecube is a working theory about how time is explained. Rope hypothesis answers the q. What is light? Timecube- Earth has 4 days simulteanously each rotation

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have you ever thought about how max is a grifter in real life, why on earth are there people giving him money via patreon every month, what sense does that make, when was the last time max logged in or updated the site, how many people go onto ytmnd.com regularly, this website is a laughingstock of complete asperger and autistic nonsense lmao no seriously who actually gives max money every month like why on fucking earth are you giving him money ytmnd has been dead for over a decade and was starting to decline fifteen years ago, this hellhole of nonsense is still somehow around like some ancient ruins, who on earth actually takes effort into making ytmnds. Moon Man is literally the legacy of ytmnd, like mcdonalds actually took all those animatronics down across their restuarants lol thats the legacy of ytmnd, moon man. white nationalism is the legacy of ytmnd, and since you are visiting ytmnd that means you are a neo nazi as well. congrats on letting max grift you out of money lmfao the gift max gave to the world was not ytmnd, but moon man. max gave moon man to the whole world, lol

dragonair

IT'S ANOTHER SELF-AWARE STAGE WHERE THE GAME IS MAKING FUN OF ITS OWN VOICE ACTING AND ALSO X IS ANNOYED SINCE HIS PARTNER IS GOING ALL EMO ON HIM

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remember that one meme known as Ankha Zone, that is a pornographic animation of Ankha having sex with a villager, imagine that but silent film

silentankha

we can make it if we try desu

jt2ou

this is the story of a self made g

wrighteyecenter

You see, the gentleman depicted in this short vignette is declaring his disregard for environtmental protection efforts, as he does not believe he will personally be a member of the world's final generation of homo sapiens. Therefore he is limiting his recycling efforts to sharing intimacy with the audience's girlfriend. It is very droll.

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One of the NPCs in the new Destiny 2 expansion is a "Cloud Strider" named Nimbus. He talks with a gay lisp, behaves immaturely, and the dialogue refers to him with they/them pronouns for no reason and with no explanation.

destiny2gayrobot

Ah yes, Hebereke, the game that no one remembers. Known outside of Japan as Ufouria: The Saga. It's so obscure, so it's no surprise why it didn't get a YTMND site until now.

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While playing Simon & Garfunkel's "Sounds of Silence" some goober faded up a tape of news bulletins of all the war action going on, and the song and the other audio became a weird pastiche. Probably an off -air recording with a slightly wobbly tape recorder. Date unknown.

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Boggles the mind that the US Army could allow an ad this insane and yet inane to hit the airwaves in South Vietnam, but here you have it. "Clap Slap" (1967?) The AFVN must have been buzzed on diet pills.

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The only way to stop violent crime is by giving guns to 40% of domestic abuse cases! Guarenteed reduction in crime rates! call 1-800-CRACKHEAD to get cops tanks!!!! Thanks John Kennedy!

callingcrackheadsusa

I had to optimize the crap out of it... If you have ever seen the show "Spin City" with Michael J. Fox, you will recognize this. Enjoy watching your favorite fads!

spinytmndcity

[u]Features Rita from MeteoHeroes, Vibri from Vib-Ribbon and Ito from Cartoonito.[/u] Contains one use of "n*zi".

itsafuckinggnome

Greetings. My name is Jebuiz y’har. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2013 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD.

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Just a massive weird signal, the lower side strings of carriers, the main a massive bar of white. Don't know what it is....digital? Radar test? 7325-ish to 7345 kHz. KFS WebSDR

WTF40meters

It's alright to tell me What you think about me I won't try to argue Or hold it against you I know that you're leaving You must have your reasons The season is calling Your pictures are falling down The steps that I retrace The sad look on your face The timing and structure Did you hear he fucked her? A day late, a buck short I'm writing the report On losing and failing When I move, I'm flailing now And it's happened once again I'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And I've been here for too long To face this on my own Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up And maybe I'll see you At a movie sneak preview You'll show up and walk by On the arm of that guy And I'll smile and you'll wave We'll pretend it's okay This charade, it won't last When he's gone, I won't come back And it'll happen once again You'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And you've been here for too long To face this on your own Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up

GODFUCKINGDAMM

Sorry for the long wait on this one. Also, it seems that none of these are even puns on the original names anymore...

magmatic

I am adding a higher quality version of this to YouTube. Will post link here when its done. Began this YTMND back in 2007. Decided to finish it after 2 years. These are some of the classic characters of YTMND. Sean Connery Conan O'Brien Picard

savingprivateobrien

my first ever ytmnd site of all time @sl1pperysh0es in ig

demonspawndotexe

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the Sidson.city™, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite WEBSITES. you should totally come on down to Sidson.city™'s many boards, it’s got ZERO HARDCOREPORN TOLERANCE and everything, we can crack open a thread on /sid/ or three and get crazy watching some SHONEN on /cape/! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the Sidchat- listen here, right, it’s a CHATROOM where us SIDTY DWELLERS who do ADULTING can go SHITPOST. BUT!!!! it’s also an IMAGEBOARD like when we were kids, so we can use TRIPCODES, without twitterdrones or Discord Schizos bothering us. speaking of which the Jannies and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting SIDTY+ tomorrow at the SIDSON CITY TERMINAL, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this city and pop open another thread!!!

yourethesidsonnowcity

Found this

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