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An up-to-date size comparison of the universe.

thetruesizeoftheearth

It may or may not be an inside joke....

itsnotworthitjustcloseout

Taken from ProJared's "Worst Console Ever" video, where he reviews the 32-in-1 cartridge. Quote: "This kid here sure is having a good time for being about to be blown up by a missile... and for missing an eye."

projared

This set aims to scout your opponent's team while maintaining offensive momentum. Fake Out always causes a flinch and packs decent power when boosted by Technician. U-turn keeps up momentum by bringing in an appropriate check or counter to whatever is out on the field. Taunt prevents the target from using non-attacking moves, which shuts down walls such as Alomomola and also prevents entry hazards, a great plus because of Persian's tendency to switch. Bite can be used instead of Taunt as it allows Persian to hurt Ghost-types, packing decent power with Technician and a good chance to cause a flinch. Keep in mind, however, that pairing Persian with a Ghost-type check handles most Ghost-types well enough, meaning that Bite is often unnecessary. Return is used as a strong STAB attack that can finish off any weakened opponents.

noimnot

After the Great Cleansing, Isla Portada has become almost inhospitable. Much to their dismay, the surviving residents of the flood find themselves in a dire position without a reliable home to call their own. And so, with hope and determination in their hearts, in the face of almost sheer hopelessness, they set out across the great expanse--the much fabled Great Ocean of Serendipity--in search of salvation, leaving the only home they have ever known. What lies across these waters? Does the ocean give way to a n impassable network of islands that the stormy waves cannot penetrate? Is there even an end, or are the azure waters simply the eternal backdrop of a cruel God's domain? Can they ever find a new place to call home, or has their journey at sea become their final unrelenting torment?

unchartedwaters

im going on an adventure

loladventure

What an eccentric performance.

rowdyroddypiper

I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me! Have ya seen how expensive everything is now? And the politics! They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister! And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop. Bah I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something. And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first. You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein. I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya. Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off. And good luck getting your death permit on time! It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver. He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes. That driver... he's going places!

futurepharmacy

What if... You somehow forgot to sync the sound properly on Audacity and somehow end up with a crappy, misaligned fad? Wanna correct the problem while creating your fad? Don't wanna let an idea you worked for hours to the stinky trash can? Re-make the synchronizer, for god's sake!

synchronizethesoundsfor2014

Jonathan, your an extreme faggot.

jonthanthefaggot

not an april fool's joke

geegeegeegeebabybabybaby

An 8-Bit rendition of the famous clip.

youretheNESnowdog

an epilogue maybe

habanera

Duo de Twang's version of the BeeGee's Stayin' Alive to an animation by beatgram

youcantellbythewayiusemywalk

LOL!

lolwomansites

Marge: This is Marge Simpson. I'm here to teach an art class. Guy: Ooooh, art class. La-di-daaah. Cop: Zack Frost, he's going to solitary Guy: Ooooh, solitary. La-di-daaah.

la-di-daaah

An old man combined with a lobster baby to make one perfect organism

Elderlylobsterman

Look how they massacred my boy... If only he'd gotten an e-pass.

thisiswhytollboothssuck

Behold the marching of Cage.

anarmyofcage

I just love the smell of an old antique shop!

labeast

Billy Dee Williams, Jr. was an American actor, artist, singer, and writer best known for his work as a leading man in 1970s African-American cinema and for playing the character of Lando Calrissian in the movies "The Empire Strikes Back", "Return of the Jedi" and "The Lego Movie".

RIPbillydeewilliams

born on an island in the heavens

idontchuckle

That's like an octopus putting its tentacles in the most intimate personal areas of a woman's -----

tomguild

The Modern Lovers' "Pablo Picasso" is a great song. And right on the money.

pablopicasso

Per Wikipedia, YTMND is an initialism for "You're the Man Now, Dog".

intensifies

On January 27, 2014, at approximately 10:30 am, police responded to 500 West Lehigh Avenue for an auto accident. Upon their arrival officers observed a vehicle on the curbside of the southwest corner of 5th & Lehigh Avenue. The male operator was seated in the driver’s seat of a 2007 Silver Camry with no shirt on. The male was asked to step out of the vehicle and when he, did the male was unable to stand on his own. His clothes were torn off and he was unable to respond to police questions. Witnesses to the accident stated that the male was operating his vehicle west on Lehigh Avenue and then veered across the intersection at 5th Street and drove on to the curb hitting a fixed object. After the accident,the male operator exited the vehicle and began removing his clothing and yelling. He then attempted to drive off; however, someone was able to remove the keys and hold them until police arrived. The operator was identified as 34 year old Vincent Wade from Pennsauken, New Jersey. He was charged with Driving Under the Influence; no injuries reported. Full story here: http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/28/video-crashing-crown-fried-chicken-man-strips-pleasures/

ilovecrownfriedchicken

This is an episode of the Wonderpets

rutabagas

Fred Phelps is an asshole

phelpsie

I told Imakeafunny I'd make an NEDM remake of his site.

withthehappycatandthepudding

max makes an internet film that shows you how to mod a ytmnd user

knew