| ?skate or die |
sadworms |
(1.00) |
261 |
2016-10-16 |
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description:
skate or die, my dudes
domain:
skaterpug
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| ?Mr. Scruffle's Funnies 'I Can't ... |
MrScruffles |
(5.00) |
2,282 |
2016-10-16 |
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description:
Me on Monday's
domain:
icantmovetodaycat
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| ?Awkward Josh |
noaf |
(2.00) |
293 |
2016-10-16 |
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description:
When Mindy tells Josh she loves him and he just says "SEE YA IN CHEMISTRY" because me too.
domain:
seeyainchemistry
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| ?Trident presents: Juror gets a Voat 5 |
Space-G |
(4.25) |
2,568 |
2016-10-14 |
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description:
Inconsiderate juror's phone goes off informing him of a Voat 5 while the serious trial is in session. Instead of turning it off, he just decides to look like a pedo.
OR..... this is the face one makes with expected reaction when one farts.
OR..... <Comment with YOUR own gripping storyline!>
domain:
trYTMNDent
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| ?Dickbusting Makes Me Feel Good |
Pikawil |
(4.00) |
1,475 |
2016-10-13 |
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description:
Paul Feig's horrible new Ghostbusters, ladies and gentlemen.
domain:
dickbusters
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| ?Sonic Wings 3 |
parrothead1983 |
(4.33) |
1,384 |
2016-10-12 |
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description:
Show Me What You Got!
domain:
sw3desperation
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| ?Jacob Satornous live |
Redfoxbennaton |
(3.50) |
1,860 |
2016-10-07 |
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description:
Chillin' with a hair tie,
No makeup, with some sweatpants on
You know I can always be that guy
You can think about me all night long
But I think you need something to think of me
Something that will keep you warm
And show you we can be more than just this
So, baby, if you are not ready for my kiss
Then you can wear my sweatshirt
And you can tell your friends
We'll be together 'til the end
Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt
'Cause you're the only one I hold
And I don't want you to be cold
So, baby, wear my...
When you go to sleep at night,
When you wake up in the morning
And when you walk the halls
See, girl, you know you wanna flaunt it
Said this may be the start of something new
Girl, I'm gonna tell you exactly what I wanna do...
...is more than just this
So, baby, if you are not ready for my kiss
Then you can wear my sweatshirt
And you can tell your friends
We'll be together 'til the end
Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt
'Cause you're the only one I hold
And I don't want you to be cold
So, baby, wear my
And you can wear my sweatshirt
And I don't want you to be cold
So you can wear my...
So you can wear my sweatshirt
And you can tell your friends
We'll be together 'til the end
Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt
'Cause you're the only one I hold
And I don't want you to be cold
So, baby, wear my
...sweatshirt
'Cause you're the only one I hold
And I don't want you to be cold
So, baby, wear my...
domain:
JacobYo
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| ?Holy Kramer |
tylersaintcool |
(4.58) |
2,483 |
2016-10-05 |
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description:
Oh what's becoming of me
domain:
holykramer
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| ?YTMND Archive Suggestions |
Omicron2 |
(4.00) |
2,914 |
2016-10-03 |
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description:
Backing up some all time favorites, but I can't remember them all. Give me some suggestions and I'll add those in.
domain:
ytmndarchive
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| ?big hairy cheeses |
iriyushi |
(2.00) |
319 |
2016-10-01 |
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description:
eating big hairy cheese gives me life
domain:
bighairycheese
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| ?(nsfw) Would You Tuck Me? |
r34p3r666 |
(1.00) |
724 |
2016-09-30 |
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description:
I'd Tuck Me So Hard...
domain:
TuckTuckTuck
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| ?(nsfw) I'd Vote For Me So Hard |
r34p3r666 |
(1.00) |
649 |
2016-09-30 |
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description:
So. Good.
domain:
PreciousTuck
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| ?Republican Trump, or Democrat Clinton |
Ivanka |
(4.62) |
3,863 |
2016-09-28 |
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description:
Donald Trump is Republican, and Hillary Clinton is Democrat
domain:
trumporclinton
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| ?What Locke5 is... |
brexit |
(4.36) |
3,500 |
2016-09-25 |
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description:
the devil in disguise. A classic by the King himself, or Elvis Presley.
domain:
kingpresley
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| ?Reservoir Gay Niggaz |
DarthWang |
(3.85) |
3,095 |
2016-09-24 |
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description:
Eight niggaz eat mushrooms at an H-Town diner before executing their planned console heist. Six of them use aliases: Mr. Gay, Mr. Mexican-ass Nigga, Mr. Bitch, Mr. Mushroom Nigga, Mr. Deal-Dough, and Mr. Fat Bitch. The others are mob boss Chad Warden and his son and underboss, "Fanboy" Anthony Perez, who are responsible for planning the job.
After fleeing the scene of the crime, Fat Bitch drives Mexican-ass Nigga to the rendezvous in one of Chad's warehouses. Mexican-ass Nigga, having been shot during the escape, is severely bleeding out. Deal-Dough arrives in an angry mood; he believes the job was a setup and that the Wii fanboys were waiting for them. Fat Bitch informs him that Bitch is dead and that both Mushroom Nigga and Gay are missing. He also mentions that Gay murdered several Xbox fans during the heist. As he and Chad are old friends, Fat Bitch is furious that he would employ such a "gay nigga". Deal-Dough reveals that he has hidden the consoles nearby, but argues with Fat Bitch over whether or not they should get medical attention for Mexican-ass Nigga.
Gay arrives and tells the others that Anthony is en route to meet them. He then brings out a kidnapped Wii fanboy, Nick Bass, and has Fat Bitch and Deal-Dough beat him for information about who set them up. Anthony arrives and orders them to retrieve the consoles and ditch the caddies, leaving Gay in charge of Bass and Mexican-ass Nigga. Bass denies knowing anything, but Gay ignores him and resumes the torture, cutting off his dick with a Wii controller. He then tries to set Bass on fire, but is subsequently shot dead by Mexican-ass Nigga. Mexican-ass Nigga explains that he is really Mario and that Nintendo have been tracking him.
When Anthony, Deal-Dough, and Fat Bitch return, Mexican-ass Nigga tries to convince them that Gay planned to kill them and steal the consoles for himself. After finishing off Bass, Anthony accuses him of lying, since Gay was loyal to Sony. Chad then arrives with news that the Wii fanboys have found and killed Mushroom Nigga. Having found proof of Mexican-ass Nigga's true loyalties, he moves to run up on him, but Fat Bitch intervenes and holds him at gunpoint. Anthony in turn points his own weapon at Fat Bitch, creating an illegal Mexican standoff. The three shoot some niggaz; both True Niggaz are killed, and Fat Bitch and Mexican-ass Nigga are mortally wounded.
Spooked, Deal-Dough takes the consoles and flees. As Fat Bitch cradles the dying Mexican-ass Nigga in his arms, the latter confesses the truth. Without saying a word, Fat Bitch aims his last bullet at Mexican-ass Nigga's head. Nintendo storm the warehouse and order Fat Bitch to drop his gun. Gunshots sound and Fat Bitch collapses.
domain:
reservoirs
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| ?Locke5 loses a fan after desecrating the mother of ... |
SusanTrepid |
(4.18) |
2,974 |
2016-09-23 |
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description:
EPIC DOMAIN GRAB while paying homage to the mother of the MP3 Suzanne Vega. It was just wrong for Locke5 to cause anti-Suzanne drama without showing respect to anybody else with the name Susan, or any other name similar to that. We YTMND users depend on the MP3 file format for audio in YTMND sites, and Suzanne Vega is very hurt by any all this anti-Suzanne drama on YTMND. Even the ECU Pirates feel desecrated by abusive copyfraud claims on YouTube. I thought about using Leonard Cohen and Goatse as themes for this site, but I felt that the mother of the MP3 Susanne Vega was a more important reason to make Susanna references in this case.
domain:
SuzanneVega
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| ?Ooooh YEAH |
gendark01 |
(4.00) |
1,364 |
2016-09-22 |
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description:
Ferris Bueller for the Gameboy Pocket!
domain:
ferris8bitsdayoff
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| ?theres churches insiode |
drgreysux |
(3.50) |
969 |
2016-09-19 |
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description:
taking me out of my dreams
you opened it up and you have to close it
cant kill your way out of it
domain:
carlasimmons
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| ?Vigora Rating |
georgeclumb |
(1.00) |
413 |
2016-09-14 |
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description:
Hello, everyone my name is George Clumb. I am a writer on http://vigora100.blogspot.com an official blog describing vigora german remedies. Our reviewed product Vigora-100 is one of the important medicines in erectile dsyfunction and premature ejaculation treatment. Vigora is known as first aid for males with sexual disorders. If you prefer read detailed information related to the medicine described above, visit vigora blog and submit a proposal for vigora instructions. All documents will be sent to your email account within 24 hours. Customers from the United States have to provide legal prescritption or request for pharmacist interview online.
domain:
vigorating-100
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| ?Fite Me Bro! |
Awbzy1 |
(1.00) |
614 |
2016-09-14 |
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description:
FITE ME BRO!
domain:
fiteme
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| ?GIVE ME 2 MILIION DOLLARS |
themannowdog1 |
(3.00) |
1,786 |
2016-09-14 |
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description:
all you need to do is give me two million dollars.
or if your are not up to the challenge you can quite easily pass the challenge onto one of your friends.
domain:
giveme2milliondollars
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| ?KHANTMND: KHAN Trek: NemKHAsis |
DarthWang |
(3.78) |
1,373 |
2016-09-13 |
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description:
Not only did this movie suck but the trailer sucked too, they gave me so little to work with here - FFS they didn't even say the name of the movie at the end!
domain:
scimitar
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| ?HappybirthdayME |
Sayaka33 |
(5.00) |
1,379 |
2016-09-13 |
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description:
Happy birthday ME
domain:
HappybirthdayMEtan
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| ?(nsfw) watch me |
cripster |
(3.00) |
1,036 |
2016-09-09 |
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description:
Moonman hits the dab and stands knee deep in the blood of your children.
domain:
watchmedoadab
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| ?#lotion |
DarkTree |
(4.60) |
1,462 |
2016-09-07 |
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description:
dtf me.
serious inquiries only.
must enjoy moths and.
domain:
tinder
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| ?Daddy's Apple Pie |
drambus |
(1.00) |
1,062 |
2016-09-06 |
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description:
This is a song I wrote for my father. He made me a pie.
domain:
thefruitofgoodness
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| ?EVERYBODY HATES ME |
warheed |
(3.00) |
294 |
2016-09-05 |
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description:
all mah frans laft me. BBBB
domain:
EVERYBODYLEFTME
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| ?I'll give you 20 bucks worth of smokes if you... |
Famery-Gai |
(4.50) |
1,564 |
2016-09-04 |
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description:
exercising my right to be people with mental problems
domain:
caught-in-a-bad-romance
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| ?Thank You Max |
BoredJedi |
(4.44) |
2,384 |
2016-09-01 |
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description:
For giving me a venue to be creative as hell for all these years. I always thought that this place would outlive me but sadly looks like it's the other way around. Just wish things worked out better for you with ytmnd.
domain:
thankyoumax
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| ?SAVE YTMND PART 1 |
fearcondom |
(4.52) |
3,270 |
2016-08-30 |
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description:
I'm sorry I left you YTMND, I know it's been hard and you died a little while i was away... But i want you to know that a little piece of me died too because it stayed behind... Inside you. It's been here all along, deeper than anyone can ever imagine. I'm back baby, from now on it's nothing but sweet sweet loooove.
domain:
saveitpart1
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