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I am rich, and have the biggest computer. In addition to this, I also masturbate into the most expensive monogrammed towels you'll ever set your eyes upon. You can not even compare to me.

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we are done. this is not like all the other failed guesses

weredone

space shuttles should come back

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To the best of my recollection, this was the best and longest sheeeeeit from Clay Davis in The Wire. It probably would've been twice as long if Nerese hadn't interrupted him. From season 5 episode 5 ("React Quotes").

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it cant burn

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the out-of-print soundtrack album to the Super Mario Bros. movie can be heard on YTMND.

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Vin Diesel Can't Be THAT Bad!

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We have to give these things f*cking descriptions now? Shit... Pusheen... Dragonforce... SHITPOSTING...

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I can't believe you've done this. What did you expect??

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allthetimeintheworld

Woman sort of came up with this idea already but my version is more in-depth

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This troll called Elizabeth Warren a, "fake indian," which is, ahem, kinda sorta a hate crime under US law. So, I reported him to Twitter. IDIOT. https://shiva4senate.com/ https://twitter.com/shivaforsenate Fuck off, Shiva, you bigot.

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BALLIN' DOMAIN GRAB on a Chad Warden site, After making a site about why Suzanne Vega is mother of the MP3, its time we also make a site about why MP3 players are the most convenient way to listen to our music. Sony was also the owner of Columbia Records, Leonard Cohen's record label. SONY ALWAYS WINS!

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WASHINGTON — President Trump is being “played” by Russian President Vladimir Putin, two former intelligence chiefs said on Sunday, responding to Trump’s statement that Putin “means it” when he denies the Kremlin meddled in the 2016 presidential election. In a joint appearance on CNN's State of the Union, James Clapper, the ex-director of national intelligence, and John Brennan, the former CIA director, both slammed Trump’s remarks as naïve and dangerous. “It’s either naïveté, ignorance, or fear,” Brennan said of Trump’s take on Putin and the 2016 election. “Putin is very clever,” Brennan said, and he is using Trump’s insecurity and his need for flattery to convince him that Russia’s intentions toward the United States are not malicious. Trump has since tried to clarify his remarks, made to reporters on Air Force One on Saturday during an extended trip to Asia. During that initial conversation, Trump told reporters that every time he sees Putin, "he says 'I didn’t do that' and I really believe that when he tells me that, he means it. But he says 'I didn’t do that.' I think he is very insulted by it, which is not a good thing for our country." Asked to clarify on Sunday at a Hanoi news conference, Trump said, “What I said is that I believe [Putin] believes that” Russia did not interfere. Trump offered a more ambiguous answer about whether he accepted the assessment of U.S. intelligence agencies, which concluded last year that the Russian government mounted a sophisticated campaign to sway the election. “As to whether I believe it or not,” Trump said, “I’m with our [intelligence] agencies, especially as currently constituted.” Trump added that he wants to “get along with Russia” and suggested Putin could be an important ally for the U.S. “It’s very naïve and perilous to this country to make an assumption that Russia is going to behave with the best interest of the world or the United States,” Clapper said on CNN. “They’re not.” Both Clapper and Brennan said Trump’s comments highlight his self-doubt, particularly when it comes to his victory in the 2016 election. They said Putin and other world leaders are using that to manipulate Trump. “I think it demonstrates to Putin that Donald Trump can be played,” said Brennan.

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It’s been a remarkable few days for a man who once accused America’s “so-called allies” Japan and South Korea of “making billions screwing us.” A man who, as recently as last year, argued that “we’re better off” if both countries protected themselves from North Korea—by acquiring their own nuclear weapons if need be—rather than freeloading off U.S. military power. A guy who said, of a potential fight between Japan and North Korea, “Good luck, folks. Enjoy yourself.” When Donald Trump wrapped up his visit to Japan earlier this week, Orville Schell, a scholar of China and its neighbors since the 1970s, marveled, “In my lifetime, I’ve not seen the U.S.-Japan alliance more highlighted, vital, and well-fortified than now.” And in a speech in Seoul on Wednesday, Trump made a thundering commitment to defend South Korea. “The Trump administration hasn’t done anything that would weaken” the U.S.-South Korean alliance, Han Sung Joo, a former South Korean foreign minister and ambassador to the United States, told me shortly before Trump’s address. “The behavior of [North Korean leader] Kim Jong Un has only made the alliance stronger and [more] necessary.”

unlikelydefender

Look it's not that I hate YTMND or anything this website just isn't much of a very good avenue for creativity or anything in the (((current year))). People are too worried about Trump aborting their 12 year olds to make anything good and they all work at Buzzfeed or have some art degree and they're just generally all pretty gay and I don't think those people are worth associating with??? Umm, I just CAN'T adult right now please call me back tomorrow when I feel a little better I've been SOOOOO BUSY!!!! Pure pain pill and anti-depressent addictions have killed all men I know approaching middle age and everyone else has probably turned into a woman because that's cool now (changing your gender LOL bunch of fucking fags (yes fag is still fun to say (i'm not going to stop saying it))). Max if you're reading this, MAX GOLDBERG that is send me or just "slide into my DMs" :lol: and shoot me your contact info cause I know a guy that could get you a nice new condo in Jew York. FILLER----

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i can feel it i can fucking feel it

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Big Ounce can't be stopped

WiseVillageElder

the dog can't talk, so lets make it talk.

abrain

The heroic sweepstakes winner throws something at the lighthouse keeper, which hurts him.

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they can never take away our freedom

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Can't really blame the guy

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President Trump declared Friday that the Iran nuclear deal is no longer in the national security interest of the United States, but stopped short of withdrawing from the Obama-era pact. “I am announcing today that we cannot and will not make this certification,” Trump said during a speech at the White House. “We will not continue down a path whose predictable conclusion is more violence, more terror and the very real threat of Iran’s nuclear breakout," he continued. The president said that Iran has “has committed multiple violations of the agreement" and accused Tehran of "not living up to the spirit of the deal.” Trump ticked off a list of problems with the deal and laid out a new, tougher strategy to confront “the rogue regime” over a series of other “hostile actions” unrelated to its nuclear program. But Trump declined to completely abandon the 2015 agreement, which he derided as "one of the worst and most one-sided transactions the United States has ever entered into," or call on Congress to reimpose nuclear-related sanctions on Iran that would hasten its demise. The decision is a compromise forged out of heated internal discussions about what to do with the nuclear deal between Iran, the U.S. and five other world powers. It comes before a Sunday deadline when Trump would have been forced to notify Congress whether Iran was still in compliance with the deal and if it still fit the nation’s security interests. Trump has certified Iranian compliance twice before, but was reportedly livid over the prospect of doing so again. He has repeatedly condemned the agreement and declared Iran has violated its “spirit” with its non-nuclear behavior, including its support for Syrian leader Bashar Assad and militant groups Middle East as well as its ballistic-missile program. Although Trump last certified Iran’s compliance in July, he nearly did not after former chief strategist Stephen Bannon handed him an op-ed published in The Hill by former United Nations ambassador John Bolton that laid out the case that the deal wasn’t in the U.S. national security interest, according to a report in The Weekly Standard. Trump was convinced to go through with the certification then, but it was clear it would not happen again. Several top advisers — including national security adviser H.R. McMaster, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson and Defense Secretary James Mattis — worried a withdrawal would enflame tensions with Iran and spark a regional crisis. They scrambled to come up with an alternative path that allowed Trump to send a message to Tehran without torpedoing the pact. Trump argued, however, that the deal is untenable, saying it “will be terminated” if no agreement is reached to strengthen and change it. He said the revisions must "ensure that Iran never — and I mean never — acquires a nuclear weapon." Trump did not call on Congress to impose sanctions on Iran for its nuclear activities, something that would effectively remove the United States from the deal. Instead he asked Congress to pass new benchmarks Iran would need to meet in order to stave off nuclear-related sanctions in the future. That includes revisiting sunset provisions that allow Iran to ramp up uranium enrichment activity after 10 years.

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assault on WWE guy

whatwecallviolence

we all have problems

losescontrol

Head Games could become a new fad if we make more sites about the song. DesertRanger already made a couple of Head Games sites, so we shall make more.

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GET THIS MAN A JOB THAT CARES ABOUT HIM

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cats and rabbits can love each other

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