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winx5

Wow! Ten years! We're old!

locke5tenyears

In one week alone, we lost legendary actress Doris Roberts ([i]Everybody Loves Raymond[/i]), legendary wrestler Chyna (former WWE Intercontinental and Women's Champion), and legendary musician Prince ("1999," "When Doves Cry," "Black Sweat," and too many other hits to count). God rest their souls.

ripapril2016

Trump gives us comfort in the only way he knows how

nevergonnatrumpyouup

The sperm are coming after trump. Single-minded. Sure-footed.

spermgonnagetya

The collective unconscious of every thing we have ever seen or heard.

DonaldTrumpBabyBump

Video for the song can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eQBH9dNUu4 Lyrics: awwwwwww yeahhhh folks here we go, it's time to listen to the ultimate obscene song awwwwwwww YEAHHHHHHHHHH, o fuck yes bitch ass bitch, cock sucking btich ass penis up a whores vagina oh she has another mans dick in her mouth and a third mans dick in her anus, a fourth mans dick titty fucking her and shes jerking off two other men with her hands yeahhhhhhhhhhh, oh fucking cocksucking bitch ass bitch. ohhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaaa. oh sometimes during sex a man performs cunnilingus on his woman, oh sometimes he even licks her anus for his sake i hope theres no poo nuggets, that's right folks i hope theres no poo nuggets in her anus when he licks it ohhhhhhh fucking cocksucking bitch ass god damn son of a bitch in the ass. ahhhh fucking bastard cocksucking ass god damn mother fucking bitch ass bitch, oh a guy that fucks his mom and fucks his dad too, he fucks his parents because hes into that sort of thing, oh fuck ass btich ass cocksucking goddamn bastard bitch penis vagina fucking bitch ass bitch, fucking bastard cock sucking asshole mother fucking goddamn son of a bitch ass bitch ass fucking cocksucking penis licking cunnilingus giving son of a bitch yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, oh we are near the end of my fucking cocksucking bitch ass ultimate obscene song, oh yeah folks i hope you have enjoyed my fucking cocksucking son of a bitch god damn bitch ass fucking bitch ass bitch of a song, oh i know my song was penis of a vagina good, but now it has to come to an end, ohhhh i hope you have enjoyed it, awwwwwww yeah it was a fucking goooood song bye fatman AWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHH THEEEEEEEEEEEE ENDDDDDDD AWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAA

fatmanultimateobscenesong

I made this mostly for my personal enjoyment.

Undercat

Here we go again

YouRestartIt

I miss the old Kanye, straight from the 'Go Kanye Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the beats Kanye I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Kanye See I invented Kanye, it wasn't any Kanyes And now I look and look around and there's so many Kanyes I used to love Kanye, I used to love Kanye I even had the pink Polo, I thought I was Kanye What if Kanye made a song, about Kanye? Called "I Miss The Old Kanye," man that would be so Kanye That's all it was Kanye, we still love Kanye And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye

KayneNBALove

Topical Ointments © 2016 - [i]It's all fun and games until people start nosing through your shit[/i]

this-is-new

Smacking balls is what we do.

Tittyflappins

millions of years and this is the best we have?

hillaraptor

All we really like is what we know.

allwereallylike

JWIEJFIORENRIWFJWI

PHILLIPADILDOSTEIN

bet you're hard as a rock...

yumyumdimsum

chloe and katie again

kyloandhux

when I was in New York last May, keatonkeaton999 told me that it's not very good for site owners to make their website look like it hasn't been touched in a long time, which is exactly how ytmnd.com looks right now, so I think you should at least make a new news post that at least has a 2016 post date, even if all you write is "penis" or something.

SalutationsBuds

Donald Trump loves the poorly educated.

poorlyeducated

Gonna let it Bern, Bern, Bern, Bern

gonnaletitbern

For when you're just so damn good at drawing.

skilfulartistry

お早うございます。今日はラーメンを作ります。楽しみですね。じゃ、始めましょう。 I still masturbate while eating top ramen At a faster rate in the bigger quantities It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face If you give no effort If you got no money Then i got a cheap method Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch Now thats a real education fuck books If you wanna make in college acknowledge All the flavors that be dropping Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first Start with the shrimp and then the fire If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker And I'm talkin' bout ramen This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African Come back when you're in the state that I'm in And say hi to my homeboy top ramen.

ramenking

we all got problems.

igotproblems

What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain's parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You're looking at happiness.

chemicalhappiness

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch

CAUSE SO MUCH CHAOS ON THIS SITE THAT WE ARE ABLE TO BRING IT BACK FROM THE DEAD.

professionalgreifers

There you see her Sitting there across the way She don’t got a lot to say But there’s something about her And you don’t know why But you’re dying to try You wanna kiss the girl

youwannakissthegirl

Very Beatles like!

StevenandtheStevens

The whole thing feels kind of trite. I say we forget it.

kindoftrite

Flashing lights

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