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AVGN®'s ChopperYeahz™ takes Shitty Games That Suck Ass™ to a place they have never been before.

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Now that you've "do"ne Ben Stiller's stage, escaped Olmec's temple, moved the Blob, ruined Lindsay Lohan's LAIFE, removed the snakes from the plane, gotten your ice cream back from the sea monster, "engaged" Picard, and shoved a deal-dough up Chad Warden's ass, it's time for the final showdown with Dr. FAGGOT. Except it's probably not final because you just know he's going to pull this whole routine again sooner or later...

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The boss himself isn't so tough, but the stage is a pain in the ass to navigate, especially with the 3 minute time limit

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