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"Kindness and politeness are not overrated at all. They're underused." - Sir Tommy Lee Jones

internetsociety

Mcfly jumps over the fuckin' border after stealing Chawa's PSTriple but C-Wizzy is gonna run up on a nigga

thrice

WE!

stevenuniverse

KHANTMND: If you downvote it, you're a Khangot!

thissitehasnotbeenmadebefore

This is an invitation

muhfuggininvitation

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

chokehold

I'm not really sure what I've done here as this is my first YTMD, but hey here we go! I thought it might be fun to join in and make one :) so here is a bunch of randomness that makes no sense, enjoy? Keep in mind I am still a newbie!

odetofatcats

You can 1 this, but you don't even know what you're talking about.

changes-by-david-bowie

We're best friends now!

Besties

Shake the tail when you walk, man. You're better than that.

yourbetterthanthat

"Hey buddy, i think you've got the wrong door. The leather club is two blocks down." "...fuck you!" "Ahh fuck you leatherman! I figure you and I should settle it right here in the ring if you think you're that tough." "Oh yeah?" "Yeah!" "You gonna wrestle in that stuff?" "Yeah." "Lets go! Why don't you get out of that leather stuff, ill strip down out of this, and we'll celebrate here in the ring? What do ya say huh?" "Yeah no problem, buddy!" "Get out of that Jabroni outfit."

oliver

We do

Welove

Vigo the Carpathian stole Dana's baby. So, Louis Tully stumbles out of the Ecto mobile, completely naked. BUTT NAKED. Venkman's yelling at him to get out of the way. Then Louis strolls up to the painting, and says 'Boy, the super nintendo's gonna be pissed.' And he chucks a bottle of kittens at Vigo's head and the baby never hits the ground. That's why they call Louis Tully the Extreme.

dont-egg-my-hows

Learn some neat tricks when you're surfing the web!

illteachyouhowtointernet1

Green is the sixth studio album by the American alternative rock band R.E.M. and their first release for Warner Bros. Records. Released in November 1988, the album continued to explore political issues both in its lyrics and packaging. To promote Green, the band embarked on an 11-month world tour and released four singles: "Orange Crush", "Stand", "Pop Song 89", and "Get Up". Background and recording With the release of Document in 1987, R.E.M. fulfilled its contract with I.R.S. Records. Frustrated that its records did not see satisfactory overseas distribution, in early 1988 the band told I.R.S. head Jay Boberg that it was leaving the label. Guitarist Peter Buck also explained that his group felt it was being pressured to sell well by I.R.S., yet felt I.R.S.'s distributor MCA Records did not consider the ensemble a priority. R.E.M.'s management then approached any record companies that expressed interest in the band. Though other labels offered more money, R.E.M. ultimately signed a deal with Warner Bros. Records—reportedly between $6 million and $12 million—due to the company's assurance of total creative freedom. In light of its move to a major label, the band became defensive in interviews about accusations from some fans who claimed it was selling out. R.E.M. began the album process by recording demos at Robbie Collins' Underground Sound Recording Studio in Athens, Georgia. Bill Berry, Peter Buck and Mike Mills recorded the basic tracks in two configurations: (1) guitar, bass, and drums and (2) percussion, mandolin, and accordion. The demos were mixed by Robbie Collins, Buren Fowler (guitar tech for Pete Buck and later member of Drivin' & Cryin'), and David LaBruyere (later bassist for Vic Varney, Michelle Malone, and John Mayer) and presented to R.E.M. management. Michael Stipe used these recordings for his vocal arrangements. The band recorded the studio album at Ardent Studios in Memphis, Tennessee, with Scott Litt producing. Music In a 1988 interview, Peter Buck described Green as an album that didn't feature any typical R.E.M. songs. Describing the band's standard output as "Minor key, mid-tempo, enigmatic, semi-folk-rock-balladish things", the guitarist noted that for Green, "We wrote major key rock songs and switched instruments." Singer Michael Stipe had reportedly told his bandmates to "not write any more R.E.M.-type songs". Bassist Mike Mills argued that Green was an experimental record, resulting in an album that was "haphazard, a little scattershot". Band biographer David Buckley wrote, "[S]onically, Green is all over the place, the result being a fascinatingly eclectic album rather than a unified artistic move forward". Green was reputedly envisioned as an album where one side would feature electric songs and the other, acoustic material, with the plan failing to come to fruition due to a lack of acoustic songs deemed fit for release. David Buckley highlighted three main musical strands on Green: "ironic pop songs" like "Stand" and "Pop Song 89", harder-hitting tracks such as "Orange Crush" and "Turn You Inside-Out", and "pastoral acoustic numbers" that had Peter Buck playing mandolin, with "The Eleventh Untitled Song" singled out as an anomaly. Buck had become fond of playing acoustic music with his friends in that period, and thus purchased an "oddly-shaped Italian mandolin-cum-lyre" in 1987; he would play the instrument on three of the tracks on Green. From this period onward, R.E.M. would swap instruments among members, and on Green the group also incorporated accordion, cello, and lap steel guitar.

datarem

He's the hero we deserve.

cfa

Lance is cool

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Classic Pinkman

yourenothingtome

We are Animalia, Chordata, Mammalia, Primates, Hominidae, Homo, Sapiens.

kpcofgs

MAX WHY YOU SO CRAZY!? NOW WE CAN'T HAVE TOAST! YOU'RE PEEING IN THE WRONG TUB!

pee-in-the-butter

Seriously. We should have learned from Interstellar that this was not a good idea.

KeepMattDamonOutOfSpace2k15

Interchanging "You're a wizard Harry" and "You are a toy".

youareatoyharry

This just in! A car jumped over the moon! We'll tell you more details as we known them!

caroverthemoon

Pink dinosaur ravaging the city happily.

runningwouldbeagoodidea

You're not you when you're hungry. Have a banana!

youarenotyou

YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT™

cyclesmasherz

DarthWang, FINALLY photographed, after eluding YTMND users for so many years, we finally catch an accurate glimpse of him in his Connecticut home during St. Patricks Day!

DarthWangPhoto

We've all been here

ForsakenShower

Have you ever seen a pig with wings? No? Well you're about to!

canfly