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French modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel found dead in prison cell. (CNN)French modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel, a longtime associate of disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein, has been found dead in his prison cell, a spokesperson for the Paris prosecutor's office said. Brunel was found alone, hanged with bedsheets, in his jail cell at the Santé prison in the French capital at around 1:30 a.m. local time on Saturday, the prosecutor's office told CNN. It would not comment on whether Brunel killed himself, adding an investigation into the cause of death has been opened, "as it is systematically done in these cases," entrusted to the French judicial police. Brunel's French lawyers told CNN their client's "decision was not guided by guilt, but by a sense of injustice." "Jean-Luc Brunel has never stopped claiming his innocence. He has multiplied his efforts to prove it. A judge had released him a few months ago, and then he was re-incarcerated in undignified conditions," a statement sent to CNN by his lawyers Mathias Chichportich, Marianne Abgrall and Christophe Ingrain read. Accused of rape by several former top models, which he denied, the 75-year-old was put under formal investigation in France in late June 2021 for "rape of a minor over 15," the prosecutor's office confirmed. Brunel was arrested at Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport in December 2020 on counts of "rape and sexual assault, rape and sexual assault on a minor under 15, rape and sexual assault on a minor over 15, sexual harassment, criminal associations and human trafficking to the detriment of minor victims for the purposes of sexual exploitation." He was released under judicial supervision for a few days in November 2021, before being returned to prison by decision of the Paris Court of Appeals. He appealed the decision as the prosecution prepared its case. Brunel's arrest was part of a probe launched in 2019 by French prosecutors, targeting "acts of sexual nature likely to have been committed by Jeffrey Epstein and possible accomplices," based on checks and cross-checks carried out on information provided to the Paris public prosecutor's office and exchanges with US authorities. Epstein was found dead in his prison cell in the United States on August 10, 2019. He was awaiting trial at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan, after pleaded not guilty to federal charges accusing him of operating a sex trafficking ring from 2002 to 2005 at his Manhattan mansion and his Palm Beach estate, and allegedly paying girls as young as 14 for sex. A medical examiner ruled his death was suicide by hanging.

brunel

this is my creation u do not steal it

bottlec

my friend posted this gif while we were playing this song on discord and my other friend was like "this has YTMND energy" so i signed up and made it into a YTMND

youaremytiger

Found at random, the Gawd-awful opening of the Overcomer Ministry show AKA "Brother Stair Rants for an Hour." Thankfully Stair is now dead. Unhelpfully, his cult is still running the tapes. Get off that farm, you geezers! 5890 kHz, WWCR (World Wide Christian Radio), 1:22am.

badeditingbrotherstair

Phil just can't get away from his love.

weww

There seems to be a finger pointing at you, what does this mean? Maybe it's pointing at your dumb face, or maybe he's pointing at you, as in you're an inspiration to them. Nobody knows.

Point

Fun Fact: Uranus is cyan because of the large amount of methane it contains.

cyandebate

Okay I get that it's good to experiment sometimes, but implementing MMORPG mechanics into a Megaman game? WTF

dkp

Moon Man is an evil supervillain. Do I need to put a disclaimer here? Don't make bomb threats, asshole. BOMBTHREAT Uhh Ayo it's just another bombthreat, uh KKK Ayo it's just another bombthreat, yeah It goes a K, K, K Yeah and it's just another bombthreat And glowniggers be thinkin' that they can fake this But I'ma drop it from a higher level 'Cause I'm inclined to stoop down, hand out some beatdowns Could run a train on punk coons that think they run the game But I learned to burn black bitches and delete Those who compete at a level that's obsolete Instead, I warm my hands upon the flames of the flag To recall the downfall and the jewish businesses that burnt us all See through the news and the views that twist reality Enough, I call the bluff, fuck your diversity Landlords and power whores, on my people they took turns Never choose to lose, I ignite and then watch 'em burn With the thoughts from a militant mind Hardline, hardline after hardline Landlords and power whores, on my people they took turns Never choose to lose, I ignite and then watch 'em burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn, jews are gonna Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn It goes a K, K, K Another funky, radical bombthreat Started as a sketch in my notebook And now phone booths make kikes take another look My thoughts you hear and you begin to fear (fear) That you're gettin' a shower if you interfere (interfere) With the thoughts from a militant, militant mind Hardline, hardline after hardline Jewish landlords and power whores, on my people they took turns Never choose to lose, I ignite and then watch 'em burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn, jews are gonna Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa KKKK Ah ah KKKK Ayo it's just another bombthreat, yeah Uh uh Check it out Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn, jews are gonna Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn, jews are gonna Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn, jews are gonna Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn

bombthreat

Chill it right with Gray's Peak soda

chillitright

I'll get you a battletoad. With snail polish.

battletoad

Alright, we have another caller It's Ogdan Skank What's up, Ogdan? It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut Now listen up Lol whatever faggot I have a very important— Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff My flow tough like elephant skin My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7 Jump on the YTMND I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC 'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7 Blue 42 hut hut 9/11 And you can get lost in natsoc perfection Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks I'm givin' race war addicts their fix I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry 'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy You punk bitch Current year, we're here Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and Mr. Krabs Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear Get that bullshit out the atmosphere Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here Legacy raps, Mac T on the track Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap White Air Force, stash spot with the gat It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at? More action, more excitement, more everything The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage Isn't that right Krabby Wabby? Oh yeah The current year has been an eventful one so far And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy AAAAAGH I couldn't agree more, but you know what? Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage Vote 5 A "Santabot" would be nice Come again? I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice" Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot" I'm here to tell you what to do And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick I'm here to help If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that Your help is definitely appreciated Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay I respect you I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor I think Krabs, I talk Krabs And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog! So, pretty please, with a nigger on top Vote fuckin' 5 This is Moon Man here KKK, KK, KK Proudly bringing you Numero dookie, niggers The White Album: Part 2 Two big White balls to yo face McDonaldland's magical radio

twapt

It's Meow Time

warioland4

It has been reduced to nothing.

PS3sadness

Star Fox Adventures ruined it all.

RIPRARE

Don't look it up

Ijustfoundoutwhatsexis

brian peppers finally getting a sniff

bridenno

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I'm attack New York city! It's taken over!

Attackoftheryans

montage of xi jingping not changing his expressions

xifacial

This is where my obsession over Marsupilami wearing a wristwatch started. Here is an episode that I loved called "Jungle Fever". Where Maurice has a cold. Marsupilami plays doctor in the episode. The scene that hit me so hard was when a watch appears on his left wrist. I went like, WOAH! I think I am going crazy over Marsupilami wearing a watch. I think he should be wearing one.

Itmightbesafertocheckyourbloodpressure

Watch out for his moderator missile attack (it shoots out of his nostrils)

blasthornet

After Charlie Bucket passed the "YOU GET NOTHING!" test, Wonka introduced Charlie Bucket to a co-worker, Mr. Wilkinson. And Wonka informed to Charlie that Slugworth does not exist, He is Wonka's co-worker.

NononoThatsNotSlugworthHeWorksForMe

One day at a time y'all

nolimitcat

As you know, I am a fan of Disney's Marsupilami. But when it goes to online trolls who flag my Disney's Marsupilami episodes on Youtube, It is not okay. It is again stealing Fizzy Lifting Drinks. I think this scene from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory has been used as an angry message to bad users. I know I would use it as an angry message to online trolls who hates the Disney version of Marsupilami.

youopinionbasheddisneymarsupilami

As a fan of Disney's Marsupilami, I love the cartoon. Never opinion bash it or Wonka will yell that "YOU GET NOTHING!"

WonkaapprovesDisneyMarsupilamifans

2022 did 9/11

kevinlove

You have been Shrek'd

GetShrekd

You have to go to school It's September 7th 2002 6 AM

Wakeupits2002