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cakebois

お早うございます。今日はラーメンを作ります。楽しみですね。じゃ、始めましょう。 I still masturbate while eating top ramen At a faster rate in the bigger quantities It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face If you give no effort If you got no money Then i got a cheap method Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch Now thats a real education fuck books If you wanna make in college acknowledge All the flavors that be dropping Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first Start with the shrimp and then the fire If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker And I'm talkin' bout ramen This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African Come back when you're in the state that I'm in And say hi to my homeboy top ramen.

ramenking

VOTE 5!

alfalfalf

The Légal Trap or Blackburne Trap (also known as Légal Pseudo-Sacrifice and Légal Mate) is a chess opening trap, characterized by a queen sacrifice followed by checkmate with minor pieces if Black accepts the sacrifice. The trap is named after the French player Sire de Légal (1702–92). Joseph Henry Blackburne (1841–1924), a British master and one of the world's top five players in the latter part of the 19th century, set the trap on many occasions. The original game featured Légal playing at rook odds (without Ra1)] against Saint Brie in Paris 1750: 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 d6 3. Bc4 Bg4?! 4. Nc3 g6? 5. Nxe5 Bxd1?? 6. Bxf7+ Ke7 7. Nd5# 1–0

delegal

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch

lol

bringmeberg

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pitches

Darth Stapler takes OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOver the WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOrld (or in this case, the Death Star)

dictate

A sad day for Dota 2

tiltwarlord

looks to me like you're a

ripfez

Hold on to a dream Take me to your heaven, When my nights are cold and lonely Flying high together, On a journey to the stars, Won't you take me to your heaven to your heart

takemetoyourheaven

This audio is REAL and was recorded by a very Drunk Tiny Tim in May 1996. It was sent to me by someone who was friends with Tiny in the 1990s. Tiny Tim was known for loving his beer and obviously drank too much when he made this song

tinytimgetsdrunk

Cuz I got more flavors that YIPES! STRIPES! FRUIT STRIPE GUM!

fruitstripelayitonme

Nope.

nestofbullshit

clobbered

marxoclobbered

Please just fuking kill me

FilthyFrank

Am I awake or do I dream

endoftimes

Up and Coming

cantgetaway

store me

imbackforlikeafewdaysthenfuckyouj

max, I'm going to impart some wisdom to you that my grandfather passed down to me. He was a glass-is-half-full type of guy. And when things looked completely hopeless, he'd gently place his hand on my shoulder, usually when we were alone on the porch in front a setting sun, and he would say, 'Just because a body is dead doesn't mean you cant fuck the corpse. Always look on the brightside.'

babycumback

It's a Christmas/birthday present for Seth, from me, Elliott Smith, and Mario Paint Composer

waltz24seth

From the Laurel and Hardy film, Bohemian Girl.

WellHeresAnotherNiceMessYouveGottenMenInto

hjkh

everythingsbetterdownwhereitsitalian

heres where valve violates the internet anonimity law. depriving people of the so called, FUN, they claimed to of put in Team Fortress 2, when they stole the game from users who paid for it in cash, at wal-mart, and got free users in the game not a free game, free users, to give them money for a gambling habit. which now they force your information to get you into their thing on something they never made. violating my internet anonimity, with their greey and absolute worthlesss contribution to anything. The game was stolen so this is an attack. Next they'll force you in everyting else to do this, the ENTIRE INTERNET destroying it in the process whilst violating the internet anonimity act. NO they wont destroy the internet by some agreeing or some thing theyll ever vouch themselves, they actually done. theyll force everyone on to it, actually destroying it in the process. the lest that will come out of it, will at best, be a shitty ass old tv they want you to pay 50,000 dollars for. good to see you guys.

valveviolatesinternetanonimity

VOTE 5!

moistcherrycake

"lonely but not when you hold me" by Tomppabeats

notlonelywhenyouholdme

This cutscene in Azure Striker Gunvolt made me think of Mega Man X4.

whatisgunvoltfightingfor

Mike Huckabee equates the availability of falafel with the oncoming downfall of civilization and the rise of terrorism or something.

smellthefalafel

All the others either have a low framerate or are out of sync.

supremoversion

A tribute to a funny autistic guy who worshiped me and a motivator for my return to YTMND (though JohnnyLurg was the main motivator). Farewell Suzanne, may you find peace on your next voyage.

wellmissyousuzanne