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To this day, the question remains: Why did his dad have to fix the bird bath his OWN son broke?

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One day things change and it's revolutionary. You feel delighted.

RevolutionaryBlue

I'm going through a tough time in my life right now but I'm here to thank all the wonderful comments on the last ytmnd I made, it made me emotional knowing there are people across the globe who care about my well-being even though they don't even know me in real life, many thanks for those who stopped to write a positive message for me, it made me better reading all the comments. I won't go into much detail about what's happening in my life but life has not been very nice to me lately, lots of problems in my life of all parts you can imagine (family, mentally, personally, work) I have never been as sad, anxious, stressed as it is now, sometimes I felt (and I still feel from time to time) that the world hates me and life wants to destroy me until I give up and end myself (if you know what I mean) Thanks for making me see that I'm worth it, that I'm somebody in this world, that there are people who care about my existence I know life will not get better in a snap of fingers but with the right support it will make the rainy days better, it will make me feel that things will be ok in the end. - LaserMcCloud

thanksforthesupport

LOL X IS TEXTING TOO MUCH TO HIS BFF ZERO AND HAS TO PAY A HIGH PHONE BILL BUT INSTEAD HE JUST FIGHTS THIS GUY WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE BILL COLLECTOR OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW MAKING UP PLOTS FOR THESE IS POINTLESS

mattrex

You're almost 30. How does it feel to waste all those years on weakness and stupidity?

Yourealmost30

MEAT10AF deleted all of his sites for some reason, this was my favorite

koenwarz

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idpapa

Aerec is a racist narcissistic control freak and resembles Adolph Hitler. His team despises him.

aerec

Michael Palin gets the strange feeling he sometimes gets.

michaelpalin

Ladies and gentlemen, Arthur Ewing and his musical mice!

terryjones

Harambe Tribute. Say his name, enjoy the good times and most importantly, Never Forget. Harambe was a Silverback Gorilla and turned 17 on May 27, 2016. On May 28, 2016, the very next day, he was brutally murdered while protecting a small child from the dangers of the Cincinnati Zoo and other threats. Almost every member of Harambe's family has been murdered or has had deaths more unbelievable comparable to the OJ Simpson trial. He will always be remembered.

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tugboat

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hotdogcloningdevice

Leaked video of Kakarot doing his stupid little dance, since everyone made memes of I, the prince of all Saiyans' amazing moves I thought the low class' trash boogie (Credit to Yamcha for recording with his Nokia, I forgot my camera lol) -Vegeta

Gokusstupiddance

Clip from the movie "The Cure" His bloods like poison yo

poisonaids

Dusty boy having an argument about his black bubbles being taken away by Lex Luthor

coloredbubbles

Jesus baptized by John the Baptist in the River Jordan at age 30 and then began his ministry.

Jesusloveus

Mashup of The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by Lemon Demon and Doopliss’ Battle Theme from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. I made this in about 3 hours, and I thought it would be nice to highlight_2 highlighted">share it here.

dooplissshowdown

lol so why is there a patreon again

Feraligatr

we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right Sup bitches. SUP BITCHES. It’s Chad Warden here. Aight, I’m talking bout that, PS Triple. The PS Triple I ain’t talking bout that wii. That wii? Shiiiit. Shit people p-people be talkin’ bout how it was all, new, and shit, but you know what I’m tryin to say? I’m tryin to say, is that…c’mon know, wii? C’mon, that c-that lil’ controller baby that looks like a dildo. Aight, I ain’t trying to play my games, with no Dil. Do. Aight, maybe if the game is like, y’know, Warioware, shove-it-up-yo-own-ass game, yeah I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where you know, you have to shove it up yo ass. But…c’mon now, the wii? People trying to say that the, the PS3 copied the wii with a motion sen-uh…I don’ give a fuck. Shit, shit the wii, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to get good games. They should copy how to get good games from the PS3. Heh errybody knows, is that PS3 make the best games, knaw I mean nigga? I mean, c’mon, you got lil’ games I mean you got wii what, what you got, Legend of Zelda where you walk around with a lil’ bitch, and his lil’ bitch-ass sword, and lil’ shield, and he’s goin “HEH! HEH! HEH!” C’mon, who wants to play that shit? I needa shoot some niggas. Wh-pow, pow Nintendo, ah, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything, and that’s just bullshit, that bullshit…shit s-saying Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony, have you played the PS1? Nigga, nigga the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7, shit, Nintendo trying to copy that shit, they know that they can’t compete if they don’t have Final Fantasy. Nig, I don’t even care if any other systems get Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy sucks ass now. Ooo, look at Final Fantasy 12, y’know where you’re runnin’ around with a lil’ girl and shit. Fuck everybody knows that girls can’t do shit other than suck dick. So, what I’m really tryin’ to say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, nigga. That’s true shit, Sony is true shit. we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right

cwizzy

max needs to be gotten his attention so he will fix this. So keep this site upvoted on the top every day until I remake it once a week or whatever it stays on there now until he fixes it and so also it gives people attention to the issue so they know how to fix it

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Shatner throws child to the spiders to save his blanket.

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cyberneticghost

Gary unleashed his signature spell upon Brazil sometime in 2013, it seems.

spiderain

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a highlight_2 highlighted">shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

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dgge

Father Horatio bellowed in his thunderous voice, "Ulmna Vi Tresci, Benki vun patrium!". As the echos faded across the lands, a silence swept over the battlefield. The earth began to shake and in quick succession, the vast False Army was rooted and swallowed by the ground.

benkitroubles

I don't think you can leave. The board is too comfy. Even when it feels bad. I can't forget how stuck I am.

yourehereforever

I did not feel like putting Brian Peppers at these girls' slumber party. That's just wrong.

ashnikko

hi guys!

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