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Yet another Moon Man ytmnd

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If you find yourself online more commonly than the average man, you will without a doubt come across complex online discourse. When faced with these complicated arguments, you must remember to be careful. These free thinking individuals will show no hesitation when it comes to verbally defending their conclusions. Unless you would like to be swept into intellectually challenging and philosophically stimulating discussions alongside ferocious men who lack cowardly restraint, steer clear of any and all such debates. Especially, those regarding characters who have remarkable abilities.

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I am gay

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At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

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If you're Latin America, this character might look familiar to you.

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MOON MAN TRIPLE K MAFIA

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When @elonmusk likes your tweet on your birthday 🥳

karmashane

2004TMND.

wonkacandyman

Yes

Catmoon

A0. A0 A 0 a I be to of in it on he as do at by we or my so up if go me no us. marvel vs. capcom clash of super heroes megaman rockman mega man rock man.

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Kiss Me, The Man Now Dog

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He doesn't blame himself, but he should.

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Moon Man has the strangest feeling this isn't our first time around.

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I wanna be a muffin man

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SPOOKY MAN THAT RAPES PPL

ernestoxxx

i'm sad :(

spidermanluigi

Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday You got mud on your face, you big disgrace Kicking your [can all over the place, singin'] We Will, we will Rock You! [Bring Us Here To Put on Ash!]

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ALIEN FUCK OFF. for my favorite mexican man joel

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"A very powerful moment" backwards is "The Man Will Throw Up, You Rave".

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Damn this is crazy

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blu man group is back

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Thought I was gone, didn't you? More of that Gawdawful jamming of that ham radio check-in net, this time featuring Pastor Manning of ATLAH in New York City. warfa.org

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May 14, 2008 - Moon Man gets mad because somebody deleted this Wiki that I spent many hours making, and now I have to make it again so thanks a lot jerkwads.

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This is the catharctic realization reflection, all of the omegamortal, who stands at the end of the Earth's life, seeing the Sun go into a Red Giant state, and in an indescribable way, aware of the end of all he has known.

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My friend, mirokunite, and I decided to tape giant ytmnd banners across a bridge here in Modesto, California, for all to see.

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An evil angel of death incarnated into this savage animal descends upon us

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