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To each head of a family, one-quarter of a section; To each single person over eighteen years of age, one-eighth of a section; To each orphan child under eighteen years of age, one-eighth of a section; and To each other single person under eighteen years now living, or who may be born prior to the date of the order of the President directing an allotment of the lands embraced in any reservation, one-sixteenth of a section

dawesact

What's he doing here? Will he cook me an omelet?

JoPesci

How to open an online store on the Acol.co.il marketplace in Israel Online commerce in Israel is growing every year, and the Acol.co.il marketplace is one of the leading platforms for sellers and buyers. If you want to open your online store in Israel, here is your step by step guide to start on Acol.co.il. 1. Research the market and choose a niche Before you begin, it is important to understand what product or service you will be offering. Research the market, determine what you like best, and find a niche that is profitable and has growth potential. 2. Register your business You will need to register your business in accordance with Israeli law. Make sure you have all the necessary licenses and permits to sell goods or services online. 3. Create an account on Acol.co.il Visit the Acol.co.il website and complete the registration process to create a new account. You will be required to provide some information about your business, including your name, contact details, and payment information. 4. Add your products or services After creating an account, you will be able to add your products or services to the platform. Make sure you have high quality photos, detailed descriptions and competitive prices for each item. 5. Optimize your store for SEO To attract more customers, it is important to optimize your online store for search engines. Include keywords related to your products in product descriptions and titles. Use the SEO features on Acol.co.il to improve your store's visibility. 6. Promote your store Use social media, blogs, email, and other channels to drive visitors to your store. You can also use the promotional opportunities offered by Acol.co.il to increase your store's visibility. 7. Provide great customer service Quick responses to customer questions, reliable order processing, and offering a flexible return policy will help you build a positive reputation and attract more customers. Opening an online store in Israel on the Acol.co.il platform is a great way to expand your business and reach more consumers. Follow these steps and you will soon see the success of your business.

yad2

im an artist who draws, animates, does music and code.

smithtoons

Based on the first site named "[site yourethemannowdog:profile]", I've decided to make the site just like [user max:profile] who made the first YTMND site since 1st of April 2004. This is because after I've watched the NET closing Logo from 1969, the announcer says the line "This is NET". The YTMND site features the text "THIS IS NET" drawn out in 3D ASCII text with a sound loop from the 1969 closing logo of an American educational broadcast television network [i]National Educational Television[/i] with the announcer recites the phrase "This is NET".

thisisnet

An owl spins around, right round baby. Round. Round.

sprucespins

A rare demo recording of an early collab between Einar Solberg and Ihsahn has resurfaced. Listen to how the worlds of angels and devils collide!

rarecollab

"....The album closes with an eye-opening rendition of the "Batman" theme that plays out like a hallucinatory experience. Chalpin's frantic, operatic shrieks of "Batman!" resound through the speakers over a haunting orchestra, soliliquizing on the meaningless "Gods" we have made out of popular culture (in a tale that may be strictly apocryphal, the raw terror of Sam's vocals were aided by his son's strategic placement of a life-size Adam West standee in the corner of the studio unbeknownst to Sam, which he allegedly thought was both real and malevolent). As the record ends, the listener feels a great multitude of feelings not easily put into writing." - El_Moonkaiser writing about Sam Chalpin's 1966 novelty record "My Father the Pop Singer" on rateyourmusic.com in 2009

truebatmantheme

"One of the best broadcast bloopers of all time - ABC Radio's Headline Edition TRIES to broadcast the news, but doesn't - and when it gives itself a pat on the back for it, it's just too much for the announcer, let alone the anchorman, to take." - earthstation1.com description (Not an off-air recording.)

ABCradioblowsit05151953

It's a historical fiction story about the death of a marriage. It kicks off in an alley with the delivery of an important letter.

midevilgoodmood

It's a military science fiction story about the exploration of space. It kicks off in the year 4001 with an awkward encounter with an enemy.

celebrationofenjoyment

It's a paranormal romance story about the strength of a vow. It kicks off in a skyscraper with an awkward game of Spin the Bottle.

finearts

It's an anthology story about finding companionship. It kicks off in a hospital in Burkina Faso with someone about to enlist in the military

manuscript

It's an anthology story about the American dream. It kicks off in a parkour academy with someone being accused of a crime.

airplaneride

It's a hard science fiction story about the hypocrisy of war. It kicks off on an unfamiliar planet with the sentence: "What a surprise it was to open the door and come face-to-face with the Lord of the Galaxy!"

triptothebeach

An old concept finally made

concreteangel

This is the catharctic realization reflection, all of the omegamortal, who stands at the end of the Earth's life, seeing the Sun go into a Red Giant state, and in an indescribable way, aware of the end of all he has known.

Omegamortal

A rehash of an old fad with Ronnie Anne from Loud House.

LoudFacemelter

Get equipped with Surprise, Fear, Ruthless Efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, Nice Red Uniforms, and other such diverse elements

pokemonowl

This is a magic card with an image that moves, the creature that is inside it is a character from "Battle Monsters," a fighting video game that many are not unaware of.

CardKK

An evil angel of death incarnated into this savage animal descends upon us

evilbiscuit

An animated cartoon cat with a Pop-Tart for a torso flying through space and leaving a rainbow trail behind.

nyan-cat

If you see it, open your eyes. Don't keep them closed. There is an epidemic in this country. Too many people have their eyes wide shut.

eyeswideshut

To understand an overstatement you must rise above the latter.

Talonis

found an ingame screenshot of MEN KISSING on my pc from 2005, what could it mean?

freehoun

While playing Simon & Garfunkel's "Sounds of Silence" some goober faded up a tape of news bulletins of all the war action going on, and the song and the other audio became a weird pastiche. Probably an off -air recording with a slightly wobbly tape recorder. Date unknown.

simonandgarfunkelandnewscrap

Boggles the mind that the US Army could allow an ad this insane and yet inane to hit the airwaves in South Vietnam, but here you have it. "Clap Slap" (1967?) The AFVN must have been buzzed on diet pills.

clapslapWTF

Greetings. My name is Jebuiz y’har. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2013 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD.

jebuiz

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the Sidson.city™, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite WEBSITES. you should totally come on down to Sidson.city™'s many boards, it’s got ZERO HARDCOREPORN TOLERANCE and everything, we can crack open a thread on /sid/ or three and get crazy watching some SHONEN on /cape/! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the Sidchat- listen here, right, it’s a CHATROOM where us SIDTY DWELLERS who do ADULTING can go SHITPOST. BUT!!!! it’s also an IMAGEBOARD like when we were kids, so we can use TRIPCODES, without twitterdrones or Discord Schizos bothering us. speaking of which the Jannies and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting SIDTY+ tomorrow at the SIDSON CITY TERMINAL, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this city and pop open another thread!!!

yourethesidsonnowcity

EPIC MOMENT!

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