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kissme-tmnd

To each head of a family, one-quarter of a section; To each single person over eighteen years of age, one-eighth of a section; To each orphan child under eighteen years of age, one-eighth of a section; and To each other single person under eighteen years now living, or who may be born prior to the date of the order of the President directing an allotment of the lands embraced in any reservation, one-sixteenth of a section

dawesact

What's he doing here? Will he cook me an omelet?

JoPesci

I don't know Splatoon or whatever, Paruko is cool, funny anemone.

basedparuko

Yet another lame You Spin Me. Downvote and move on.

Hildaspin

“Trust me, Gina. Imma scientist, baby.”

thursdaynightsonfox

This show is good, I said it sincerely. Go ahead and attack me.

cramping

Imagination gives me wings to fly across the universe...

daydreamingisfun

Y si tú me pagas con Cheeseballs Yo ya no te doy más de esto amor Y si tú me pagúas con Cheeseballs Yo ya no te doy más de esto amor Y si tú me pagas con Cheeseballs Yo ya no te doy más de esto amor Y si tú me pagas con Cheeseballs Yo ya no te doy más de esto amor

CheeseballsMcMahon

How to open an online store on the Acol.co.il marketplace in Israel Online commerce in Israel is growing every year, and the Acol.co.il marketplace is one of the leading platforms for sellers and buyers. If you want to open your online store in Israel, here is your step by step guide to start on Acol.co.il. 1. Research the market and choose a niche Before you begin, it is important to understand what product or service you will be offering. Research the market, determine what you like best, and find a niche that is profitable and has growth potential. 2. Register your business You will need to register your business in accordance with Israeli law. Make sure you have all the necessary licenses and permits to sell goods or services online. 3. Create an account on Acol.co.il Visit the Acol.co.il website and complete the registration process to create a new account. You will be required to provide some information about your business, including your name, contact details, and payment information. 4. Add your products or services After creating an account, you will be able to add your products or services to the platform. Make sure you have high quality photos, detailed descriptions and competitive prices for each item. 5. Optimize your store for SEO To attract more customers, it is important to optimize your online store for search engines. Include keywords related to your products in product descriptions and titles. Use the SEO features on Acol.co.il to improve your store's visibility. 6. Promote your store Use social media, blogs, email, and other channels to drive visitors to your store. You can also use the promotional opportunities offered by Acol.co.il to increase your store's visibility. 7. Provide great customer service Quick responses to customer questions, reliable order processing, and offering a flexible return policy will help you build a positive reputation and attract more customers. Opening an online store in Israel on the Acol.co.il platform is a great way to expand your business and reach more consumers. Follow these steps and you will soon see the success of your business.

yad2

"Imagine all the People": Backwards = "The People War Besides Me"

thepeoplewarbesidesme

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whydidyoupressthis

Randall Cunningham needs a taste of Boomer's fluids RIGHT NOW or else he'll melt into a puddle of decomposed meat sludge! Graphics by ILM

boomerfartmelterz

I had a dream that I made a YTMND titled "Xarma". I don't know what that means, nor do I recall what the content of the site actually was (according to Wikipedia it's a village in China, though). But I didn't let that stop me from making my dream come true!

Xarma

Classic Father-McKenzie site, rescued from the wayback machine because he deleted it for some reason (which probably meant he hated it so he's now going to downvote me LOL)

beltdeballlovin

Displayed colours are only approximate due to different transfer and colour spaces used on web pages (sRGB) and video (BT.601 or BT.709)

colourbars

I don't know what posessed me to make this... artwork. All I know is that it's the funniest thing ever.

Seinfeld2

NPC. All I see. The mindset you think will set you free. The bot the world wants you to be. Is nothing more than you and me.

npcmindset

I'm pretty sure this already existed twenty years ago but I can't find the original for the life of me, so I recreated it from memory.

foxhurry

mik3m told me to make a remix lol

totodile

Much to see, much to do. Sneed for me, Chuck for you.

seedinfeedinandsneedin3

I DON'T KNOW IF BOREDPEDO IS REALLY BACK OR THIS IS JUST SOME IMITATOR BUT DARTH STAPLER WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS

deals

Puny mammals, nothing can stop me

punymammals

The fires of hell surround me Burning, searing, and consuming The stench of brimstone fills the air Pain and anguish, I keep renewing It seems I'll never find the way out Of this wretched, blistering hell My pain and suffering knows no bounds I am despair and misery's spell I scream, I shout, I plead and beg To leave this burning prison of pain Just one more day, is all I seek But solace in death comes only in vain So now I sit, resigned and resigned Cursed to be here in this place In the fires of hell I must remain No sign of relief or grace.

creepinessisfun

My limbs are weak and my heart is tired, A painful death I cannot deny. It comes so soon, I have no more breath, My time to die, I cannot defy. My last glimpse of life was quite unfair, I cannot find answer through my pain. My sight is blurred as I lay there, I feel the chill of death, again and again. The pain was great, deep and profound, My memories and dreams lost in dying. The numbness of my soul, no sound, My life slipping away, I'm still trying. Please take away all this misery, Hold me tight and be true. These are my last dying wishes, Before I pass through the dark blue.

creepyisfun

so if you love me, stir my upvotes, okay?

kff

When you lie Kiss your baby bye bye bye If you're true The whole wide world will laugh with you When we see Nothing's wrong with you and me The time will tell It might even bring a wedding bell If you think that I'm a loser Well you suck 'Cause you know I ain't nothin' But a user of your love I can't get enough Girl, it's true The whole wide world is smilin' with you Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Sometimes I know Sometimes I'm on the go But I'm comin' back So don't give me no flack, yeah It's all you And it's me too It"s your world You's the girl, you's the girl Happier than shit Things that might go click with me Click with you Is that love? is that love? oh Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Watch the little daisies grow, little daisies grow Now just push th' little daisies and make em come up Watch them grow, watch them grow As I push the little daisies and make 'em come up Make 'em come up Make 'em come up Make 'em come up, say Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up

daseys

have you ever thought about how max is a grifter in real life, why on earth are there people giving him money via patreon every month, what sense does that make, when was the last time max logged in or updated the site, how many people go onto ytmnd.com regularly, this website is a laughingstock of complete asperger and autistic nonsense lmao no seriously who actually gives max money every month like why on fucking earth are you giving him money ytmnd has been dead for over a decade and was starting to decline fifteen years ago, this hellhole of nonsense is still somehow around like some ancient ruins, who on earth actually takes effort into making ytmnds. Moon Man is literally the legacy of ytmnd, like mcdonalds actually took all those animatronics down across their restuarants lol thats the legacy of ytmnd, moon man. white nationalism is the legacy of ytmnd, and since you are visiting ytmnd that means you are a neo nazi as well. congrats on letting max grift you out of money lmfao the gift max gave to the world was not ytmnd, but moon man. max gave moon man to the whole world, lol

dragonair

Why on fucking earth is ytmnd still around lololol you don't visit ytmnd anymore, you didn't view this ytmnd, you're actually just dead or something. I'll gaslight you into believing that you aren't on ytmnd dot com right now, just give me Maxs flu mold and I'll be dead too ( :

max-is-a-flu

He's in trouble now!

stumacher