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Today is a day we should never forget.

thefabricsoftener

He's coming for your biscuits.

seedybiscuitsnatcher

This one time in Band Camp, I farted so hard that my balls exploded. Everything turned out OK thanks to Thom Skanks, who performed Emergency Testicle Re-attachment Surgery on me in front of the whole camp! We learned to fish, tie a knot and re-attach exploded nuts all in one crazy weekend I will never forget!

canyoufartsohardyourballsexplode

R.I.P. BILLY DEE WILLIAMS - STAR DATE 4567.2 to 4644.35... YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN!

thefartawakens

NEVER EVER V EVER R

mingchan

We all came out to YTMND On the POLAND shoreline To make SITES IN THEIR BASEMENT We didn't have much time Lacrossestar83 and your Mothers Were at the best place around But some moon man with a kramer Burned the site to the ground JOKE on the wAAAAter, a EAR RAPE in the sky JOKE on the wAAAAter They burned down the funny site It died with an awful sound a funky LANDO was running in and out Pulling FRENEMIES out the ground When it all was over We had to find another place But POLAND time was running out It seemed that we would lose the race JOKE on the water, a fire in the sky JOKE on the water We ended up at Youre the Man Now Dog It was empty, cold and bare But with the MOON KKKrew thing just outside Making our music there With a few red BONGS, a few old beds We made a place to POOP STAINS No matter what we get out of this I know, I know we'll never forget JOKE on the wAAAAter, a EAR RAPE in the sky JOKE on the wAAAAter

tournamenting

Never ending.

perpetualslink

VOTE 5!

charlesneverincharge

EPIC DOMAIN GRAB!

umfuldsucks

THE BEST LEADER IS THE ONE YOU NEVER REALIZE YOU HAVE!

Thesystemworks

ghettoblaster3000

ghettoblaster3000

Copy Cat

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COPY CAT

copycatcopycat

Baseball never got better.

christisthiscatchyorwhat

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Hubacub

CLEGANEBOWL FUCKING CONFIRMED WHAT IS HYPE MAY NEVER DIE

cleganebowl

Never mind the bullocks, here's a dancing robin

dancebirb

and my mom got scared and said, cha move your van in the nice shade next to the patio and umbrell-air

dsfhd

A Panty & Stocking and Super Mario crossover. WITH THE BROS AS THE ANGELS. *mind blown*

marioandluigiwithkoopa

‘Of all things, to live in darkness must be the worst.’ -Young Caine ‘Fear is the only darkness.’ -Master Po ‘Never assume that because a man has no eyes, he cannot see.’ -Master Po ‘Close your eyes. What do you hear?’ -Master Po ‘I hear the water. I hear the birds.’ -Young Caine ‘Do you hear your own heartbeat?’ -Master Po ‘No.’ -Young Caine ‘Do you hear the grasshopper which at your feet?’ -Master Po ‘Old Man, how is it that you hear these things?’ -Young Caine ‘Young Man, how is it that you do not?’ -Master Po [via https://anuradhaedirisuriya.wordpress.com/2012/04/08/kung-fu-1972-tv-series-quotes-season-1/]

bcdc

The consequences will never be the same.

BackTracedIt

i think running is the result of fear. fear of self and fear of the constant debilitating realities that life throws at us. we swim and swim and never reach a conclusion. trying for life and incompatible favors, I find there is always truth in my ways,staring at my feelings with an unfaltering conviction.

pearsandpeersarenotthesame

So I FINALLY saw the episode of Cops with the "Break These Cuffs" guy and was never aware that it has a happy ending! They DON'T even arrest the guy and they take him to a Casino and help him get a JOB! Cool cop!

icanclimbthispole

Every night in my raids I see you, I heal you That is how I know you, go on Far across the instance with minor ms, between us You have come to show you, go on heal, bark, wherever you are I believe that the earthshield does, go on Once more, your corpse hits the floor And you're here in my deathlog and my deathlog will go on and on Buffs can touch just one time And last for a 1hours time And never let go till we're gone Love was when I barked you More than one time, I saved you In my life we'll always go on once, more, your corpse hits the floor I believe that the earthshield does go on Once more i cast stampeding roar And you're here in my heart And my heart will go on and on You're here, this songs kinda queer And I know that my heart will go on We'll stay, yeah this is kinda gay but you're safe in my heart and my heart will go on and on

ripRX

She gets knocked down, but she gets up again.

nattie

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

navyseal

This was never funny, but now it's in Blu-Ray High Def

BatmanUalueBluRay

Goodnight sweet prince

ripmoot

I've never really coached before, guys.

winnotguaranteed

This is another old site that I never re-uploaded. Not sure the context of it originally. Previously titled 'Account over budget".

maxbreaksfree