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Colleen Moore gets catty in 1927's 'Orchids and Ermine', while Meow Mix meows in the background

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Events in the Great Hall hath reached a point beyond the constitutions of mortal men.

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A trollface with a BSOD in the background.

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put ur ass up in the air

assesupinairs

dancin' in the moonlight

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Chicharito in the club

chicharisco

My favorite scene in the 1994 family film, Trading Mom, where Sissy Spacek grounds her kids for doing illegal things.

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Sometimes, the answers show themselves in the form of questions.

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In the arms of an angel just a click away

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Mister Rogers on Babylon 5. "There is a hole in the garden of your mind."

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WHEN THE BEATS IN THE HOUSE MA, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5; WHEN SKRILLEX TRIES TO GET AT YOU, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5; AND IF A DJ GET AN ATTITUDE, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5; I GOT SOME CHORDS ON MY MIX, I'MA SHOW YOU SOME TRICKS AND WHEN I PLAY MY HOTTEST RECORD, YOU'LL BE SHITTING SOME BRICKS

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Welcome to the hairiest production company in the Maritimes

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Get stuck with Mr. Blonde and Metallica

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Made this ytmnd, so I can listen to it in the shower continually.

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Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

iPhone 5 keynote

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Bitches ain't shit and they ain't sayin' nuthin A hundred mothafucka's can't tell me nothin' I beez in the trap bee-beez in the trap

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With so much drama in the LBC, it's kinda hard being Snoop S-L-O-T-H

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I'm Commander Sheppard, and this is my favorite song in the Citadel.

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Don't fuck with Startale.

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Beating #1 in the nation at their house and jump into Heisman race.

JFFBestDay

America Just Overbid Itself In The Worst Way

thepriceisbad

sasha going ham

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A dark day for the USA.

jfkarpeggiator

Best of Arnold's amazing puns in the timeless classic Batman & Robin

mrfreezeiceage

Paleontologists do it in the dirt!

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Levittown represent

whp

how to move aggresively, and hide the weak spots in the same time :)

KV5getsdown

There's a movin chicken in the kitchen.

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