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Rusty is both the greatest and worst author of all time. Simply because he is always getting ready to get stoned high on weed.

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The stare of death is all it takes to get you peasants to listen.

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The spiritual sequel to "Get Lucky" off the new Pharrell Williams album.

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NU is a tier packed full of potential Stealth Rock users, many of whom share one of Golem's typings. However, there are many different reasons to choose Golem for a slot on your team. The best reason to choose Golem for your team is its dual Ground / Rock typing, which no other common Pokemon in NU shares. This allows it to take Flying-type moves with ease while also being immune to Electric-type attacks. It also gives Golem an additional STAB move to utilize, which Pokemon like Gigalith would love to have. Additionally, Golem is one of only a few Pokemon in the tier that is nearly guaranteed to set up Stealth Rock thanks to Sturdy, allowing Golem to live any one hit from full HP unless the opposing Pokemon has Mold Breaker. With these things in mind, Golem is usually better suited for more offensively oriented teams. Finally, while Golem may have exploitable Grass-, Water-, and Ground-type weaknesses and a low Special Defense stat, it is still a great Stealth Rock user that gets its job done well.

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Russell takes a moment during the game to get his groove on.

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I was surprised to see a cameo of the NBC Peacock on the Disney's Marsupilami short: "Toucan Always Get What You Want". BGM: John Williams - "The Mission"

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YO! WASSUP! Welcome to my litter pan (⌐■_■). The TOS says no anime but i hope i don't get banned for posting cat boys x3.

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Oh snap, I am sorry. I accidentally gave you my friend's mixed music CD that I meant to keep here and install the music on my computer, I found the CD with the (final exam) on it. If there's some way I could send it to you, that would be great. I am sorry about that, and hope it didn't affect the grade at all. Again, if I could get that CD back so that I can install the music. Sorry for the mix up.

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If you are WOTLK Classic player then you may know the importance of gold as it is necessary in-game. It can be used to get new characters and buy some good equipment in WotLK, such as armor and weapons, because of the new launch of the game, usually, their prices will be more expensive than TBC's, And it's harder to get. Hence, To buy Wotlk Classic Gold at cheap prices, visit us. https://www.mmopixel.com/wotlk-classic-gold

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Archaosrex. Aka Archaosmonde. Manwhore who has a short fuse and an empty wallet... I present: the glutton himself. Guess there's not much to do when you get exiled from retail.

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NAME: Karen King. AGE: 46. HEIGHT: 5'7". WEIGHT: 125lbs. Known to many as the Wicked Bitch of the East. Karen is the widow of Trent King. The founder and former owner of NeoTek Arms. When her husband, whom she cared little for, died of an overdose she took over the company as CEO. Having been the wife of a top tier firearms designer, she developed her signature self-entitled ego. She has two sons who serve in the US Army and Navy as officers. Leaving her to manage the NeoTek Empire and act as lead distributor of Arms to DIQ, Maxin Intl. and the US Government post Liberation Wars. Regardless of her superiority complex she is very fond of being dominated. Being brought down a peg or two by a strong man. Basically, the opposite of her deceased husband. Many of her deals in the industry are finalized in the bedroom. A woman of class and authority in public but a down bad submissive dog in private. A woman who seeks the strongest and will fight to get her way. While she believes whole heartedly a woman has her place, she doesn't tolerate a man weaker than her. She doesn't want to marry again but she does have an interest in financial gains. She does have a soft spot for hopeless romantics though. She will be nice if she finds you cute. She is a loving mother to her sons so there is a chance if you remind her of them, she may be the dommy mommy you need. In her down time, she does modelling and loves to cook for her one-night stands. She also likes to shoot guns and make threats to foreign nations when they don't take her offers to arm them. Karen Truly.

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Age: 45. Height: 5 ft, 8 in. Weight: 163 lbs. Eyes: Light Brown. Hair: Blonde. Cup Size: 32H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: English, Spanish (Non-fluent). Family: Husband, Two Kids (Hayley & Cole). Education: Bachelor of Science in Nursing. Occupation: Trophy Wife. Traits: Loving, Proud, Empathetic, Easy-going. Likes: Sunbathing, Family Game Nights, College Football, Horseback Riding, BBQ. Dislikes: Swear Words, Mosquitos, Scary Movies, Cold Weather, Premade Food. Favourite Position: Cowgirl. Having spent her sheltered childhood in Mississippi, working and playing with her five sisters and three brothers on her father's small-town farm, Anne found herself spending many days tending to her little siblings' various clumsy scrapes, sprains, and bruises. Despite the time it took out of her day, Anne loved to see the smiles return to their faces when she made their pain go away. It filled her with joy to know she could positively impact the lives of those around her – a sentiment she carried into her future. When she was 18, Anne began attending a large state university in Alabama, where she studied nursing. After spending nearly every day of her first three school years in church or studying hard to keep her grades up, Anne finally gave into her friends' near-constant pleading to go country dancing with them-an endeavour in which Anne met her future husband: a trust-fund boy on the baseball team. Their relationship escalated quickly. After spending her entire life in a bible-thumping southern town, Anne's repressed but intense sexual drive was finally awakened. However, as she was still fiercely dedicated to her Christian values, the couple resorted to anal sex and oral sex to protect her virginity. But, despite their best efforts, they still accidentally conceived their first child in the bed of his El Camino after a particularly lively night of heavy drinking and dancing. The couple wed shortly after their college graduation, and five months later, Anne proudly gave birth to her daughter, Hayley. Fortunately, her new husband had family connections in the Texas oil and gas industry, allowing him to get a lucrative executive position and supply his new family enough funds to buy their expansive Texas acreage. Within a few short years, they built a home on their land, purchased a small herd of cattle, horses, and livestock, and had their second child, Cole. Now, despite having to end her career in nursing before it could begin, Anne has found the fulfilment she seeked in the joys of tending to and spoiling her children - pouring love into them and making sure all of their needs are taken care of. Created by Jackerman, Performed by KittenVox.

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AGE: 34 , HEIGHT: 5'10" , WEIGHT: 134lbs. Victoria Beckett started her rise to power by attending West Point Military Academy when she was 18. Later becoming an Infantry Officer for the US Army in 2027. In her four year service she served in the Eastern European War of 2031, where she was wounded by a rocket that hit her MATV. Her combat expertise lead to her soldiers calling her "War Mother". After leaving the Army she still had a strong desire to fight. DIQ noticed she had an immense talent for combat operations and hired her for their new Security Forces Branch. Starting off as a Section Commander it wasn't long before she became the Chief Deputy Director of the entire SF. She endulges in her newfound power and wealth so much that looking at her you wouldn't assume she's a tested war veteran. From the DIQ Headquarters she managed NAT's forces in the Liberation Wars with her right hand Amanda Grant. While stern and well disciplined, she is not against letting loose and having fun when there isn't work to do. Enjoying the fruits of her labor with expensive drinks and other poisons. The only thing that can match her ferocious appetite for fighting is her sex drive. Many men fear her in both aspects. Only the best warriors get rewarded with her time in the bedroom. You better stand at attention for her...

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Name: Mary Hard , Age: 34 , Height: 5'6" (172 CM) , Weight: 165 lbs , Hair Color: Brown , Eye Color: Green , Cup Size: H , Hobbies: Clothes Shopping & Dressing Up Bella , About: Mary has been single for the past eighteen years of her life after she was heart broken at a young age by her first love, Amanda Long. She gave birth to two of Amanda's children. One while they were dating and one after a one night stand with Amanda a year later. However, she never let Amanda know about either pregnancy and raised the two girls on her own. , Sex Life: Until she met Bella, Mary had not had sex since her second child was conceived. She spent her time while single fantasizing about being with barely legal futanari teens. Mary's biggest turn on is the feeling of a small, soft cock growing hard in her mouth. Her second greatest fantasy would be getting ass fucked by a futanari girl with an incredibly large dick. Her other interests include role-playing, golden showers, and cuckold. , Misc: Mary has been very insecure about the size of her penis and foreskin as well as her enlarged clitoris for her whole life. , Flaccid Penis Size L: 8 inches (21 CM) , Flaccid Penis Size G: 8.6 inches (22 CM) , Erect Penis Size L: 12.2 inches (32 CM) , Erect Penis Size G: 11 inches (29 CM) , Semen Output: Average 80 OZ . PLAYFUTA (MARCH 2000)

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Perpetually 19, female, spotted hyena demisexual, poly, immature & rebelious . From: Arkansas, Ozarks . Works at her uncle's farm on the weekends . Lives in a run down mobile home park with her helicopter parents . Very very subtle country accent . Stinky & hairy, bathes like once a week, prefers a dip in a river or a hose rinse . Loves roller skating, ice cream and hates country music . Worn out stuffy work overalls (hotbox for the coochie) . No underwear . Dirty 10 year old sneakers . Weird relationship with her cousin she doesn't like to talk about . Fucks most of her friends . Calls her pseudo-penis her "pistil" gets upset when people call it anything else . Has trouble loving just one person . Dropped out of Highschool in 10th grade .

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Shoutout to Yahya Sinwar for starting a war which will now end with Gaza becoming American land... I am starting to understand why Bibi accepted the ceasefire in January 2025... Can't wait for the Trump Hotel in Gaza AND THE JEWS ARE GOING TO PAY FOR IT!!!! (LOL) Note- When Nazi Germany started a war and lost, all the Germans in Eastern Europe were moved back to Germany where they originate.... Soooo... I do think that the Arabs are getting deported.....

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Even the shyest of birds occasionally have their spicy moments... deciding to wear a sheer skirt out for a day of shopping was already a bold move, but after picking up a few new toys at his favourite toy store he got a little too carried away and the idea entered his head that trying one out in public would be an exciting way to spend the afternoon. Slipping it in somewhere discrete, not too worried about it being visible through the sheer fabric figuring his tailfeathers and general fluff would do a good enough job hiding it from view, he settled down at a nearby coffee shop. Unfortunately for poor Addie, the toy ended up being considerably more effective than he had expected. Suffice it to say, everyone around had a pretty good idea what was going on, and given his state there wasn't much he could do about it except wait for his body to calm down enough for him to be able to walk away... Fortunately, this kind of thing is well tolerated and often even enjoyed his his world, so he shouldn't get into much trouble. Judging by the subtle shake of the camera though, we may be viewing this through someone's phone recording... that's what you get for trying out toys in public, Addie!

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What is Dave Chappelle smokin that he has to go to South Africa to get better?

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