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Get stuck with Mr. Blonde and Metallica

stuckinthemiddlewithfuel

Made this ytmnd, so I can listen to it in the shower continually.

myshowersong

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

iPhone 5 keynote

iphone5

Bitches ain't shit and they ain't sayin' nuthin A hundred mothafucka's can't tell me nothin' I beez in the trap bee-beez in the trap

beeztrap

With so much drama in the LBC, it's kinda hard being Snoop S-L-O-T-H

snoopsloth

I'm Commander Sheppard, and this is my favorite song in the Citadel.

dancesheparddance

Don't fuck with Startale.

Startale

Beating #1 in the nation at their house and jump into Heisman race.

JFFBestDay

America Just Overbid Itself In The Worst Way

thepriceisbad

sasha going ham

sashagoingham

Best of Arnold's amazing puns in the timeless classic Batman & Robin

mrfreezeiceage

Paleontologists do it in the dirt!

paleontologists

Levittown represent

whp

how to move aggresively, and hide the weak spots in the same time :)

KV5getsdown

There's a movin chicken in the kitchen.

chickeninthekitchen

Hanging in the microyard

pointingat

In the show Lucky Louie, Louie CK's wife Kim is played by Pamela Adlon, who is probably best known for voicing Bobby Hill from King of the Hill. This leads to some hilarious moments in Lucky Louie when you imagine Bobby saying some of Kim's lines.

thatboyaintrightitellyawhat

Mountain Dew Testing Drinkswith Aaron HighFashion Hirsch Making Nameswith Aaron HighFashion Hirsch

leeanthonyhirsch

Elijah Jordan Wood (born January 28, 1981) is an American actor. He made his film debut with a minor part in Back to the Future Part II (1989), then landed a succession of larger roles that made him a critically acclaimed child actor by age 9, being nominated for several Young Artist Awards. He is best known for his high-profile role as Frodo Baggins in Peter Jackson's critically acclaimed The Lord of the Rings trilogy and its upcoming prequels The Hobbit films. Since then, he has resisted typecasting by choosing varied roles in critically acclaimed films such as Bobby, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Sin City, Green Street and Everything Is Illuminated. Wood starred in the film Day Zero (2007) and provided the voice of the main character in the award-winning animated musical films Happy Feet and Happy Feet Two. Wood also voiced the lead as 9 in the Tim Burton-produced action/science fiction film 9. He played an American tourist turned vampire in Paris, je t'aime. In 2005, he started his own record label, Simian Records. He did the voice acting for Spyro in the Legend of Spyro trilogy. Since 2011, Wood has been playing the role of Ryan in FX's dark comedy Wilfred. In 2012, he began voicing Beck in the animated series Tron: Uprising, and Sigma in the tenth season of the Rooster Teeth series Red vs. Blue.

tewe

A day in the life of Christopher Cassidy

fuckandparty

Troll in the dungeon

trolldungeon

The best content in the trainz community

RRMads

joke about Dovan Empire

Meanwhileindovanempire

Straight in the eyes. Dans le blanc des yeux.

eyesofthetrigger

No cats in the 911

inthe911

On the 1st anniversary of the Rangers being eliminated by Adam Henrique and the New Jersey Devils in the Eastern Conference Finals, they celebrated by losing to the Boston Bruins in Eastern Conference Semifinals! Where's your crown "King" Hank?

Wheresyourcrownlundy

Yaoi

fhhitbp

Acid ink spray it melts your flesh My galactic armor protects my dark hide My uranium beak makes hydrogen explosions My eyes only see in the 4th dimension of destruction Mt mantle is 100,000,000,000,000" high My electric feeding tentacles shoot millions of volts My molten magma breath makes quick work of your blades The power of my suction cups that of a black hole

battlesquidbiography

Harry Styles imitates Americans by saying "Yeah I live in the Valley!"

ilvieinthevalley