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Marcus Grönholm describes what happens when a stone makes contact with an ass.

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lemon cookie is best cookie (actually an opinion by the ytmnd site creator)

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DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the Sidson.city™, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite WEBSITES. you should totally come on down to Sidson.city™'s many boards, it’s got ZERO HARDCOREPORN TOLERANCE and everything, we can crack open a thread on /sid/ or three and get crazy watching some SHONEN on /cape/! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the Sidchat- listen here, right, it’s a CHATROOM where us SIDTY DWELLERS who do ADULTING can go SHITPOST. BUT!!!! it’s also an IMAGEBOARD like when we were kids, so we can use TRIPCODES, without twitterdrones or Discord Schizos bothering us. speaking of which the Jannies and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting SIDTY+ tomorrow at the SIDSON CITY TERMINAL, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this city and pop open another thread!!!

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hes not an ordinary fella

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Archaosrex. Aka Archaosmonde. Manwhore who has a short fuse and an empty wallet... I present: the glutton himself. Guess there's not much to do when you get exiled from retail.

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James Earl Jones is an American actor. He has been described as "one of America's most distinguished and versatile" actors for his performances on stage and screen, and "one of the greatest actors in American history". Over his career, he has received three Tony Awards, two Emmy Awards, and a Grammy Award

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James David Vance A.K.A. James Donald Bowman has been characterized as a national conservative and right-wing populist, and he describes himself as a member of the postliberal right. In 2013, Vance met Usha Chilukuri, while both were students at Yale Law School. In 2014, Vance and Usha married in Kentucky, in an interfaith marriage ceremony, as she is Hindu and he is Christian.

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The Bettys is a popular chick rock band that Stacy Hirano and Candace Flynn are fans of. ("Ready for the Bettys") The band seems to be a parody of the pop rock band based an Australian band called The Veronicas (both of which are parodies of Archie comics characters, Betty and Veronica). It also seems to be based out from Spice Girls, an all-female British band.

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Kellyanne Elizabeth Conway (née Fitzpatrick; born January 20, 1967) is an American political consultant and pollster who served as Senior Counselor to the President in the administration of Donald Trump from 2017 to 2020. She was previously Trump's campaign manager, having been appointed in August 2016; Conway is the first woman to have run a successful U.S. presidential campaign. She has previously held roles as campaign manager and strategist in the Republican Party and was formerly president and CEO of the Polling Company/WomanTrend. Conway lived in Trump World Tower from 2001 to 2008 and conducted private polls for Trump in late 2013 when he was considering running for governor of New York. In the 2016 Republican presidential primaries, Conway initially endorsed Ted Cruz and chaired a pro-Cruz political action committee. After Cruz withdrew from the race, Trump appointed Conway as a senior advisor and later campaign manager. On December 22, 2016, Trump announced that Conway would join his administration as counselor to the president. On November 29, 2017, Attorney General Jeff Sessions announced that Conway would oversee White House efforts to combat the opioid overdose epidemic.

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Even robots want to be like Normani! Through trial and error watch an AI-powered clone take on a 3D training sequence featuring Normani’s 2019 VMA performance of “Motivation.” If we could download her talent, we’d do it too. A Cartuna Production

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Tinashe Jorgensen Kachingwe is an American singer, dancer, and actress. Born in Lexington, Kentucky, Tinashe moved to Pasadena, California as a child, where she pursued work in entertainment. Her notable roles include a motion-capture performance in the animated film The Polar Express (2004), Robin Wheeler in the Cartoon Network television series Out of Jimmy's Head (2007–2008), and a recurring role in the CBS series Two and a Half Men (2008–2009). From 2007 to 2011, she was a member of the girl group the Stunners. After they disbanded, Tinashe released her first musical project, the alternative R&B-styled mixtape In Case We Die (2012) to positive critical reception, and signed with RCA Records shortly after. Her second and third mixtapes, Reverie (2012) and Black Water (2013), received further praise. Tinashe emerged into mainstream success with her 2014 major label debut single, "2 On" (featuring Schoolboy Q). The song peaked at number 24 on the Billboard Hot 100 and served as lead single for her debut studio album Aquarius (2014), which was met with moderate critical and commercial reception. In 2015, she guest appeared alongside Chance the Rapper on Snakehips' single "All My Friends"—which peaked within the top ten of Australian, New Zealand, and the United Kingdom music charts—and appeared on Britney Spears' single "Slumber Party"—which topped Billboard's Dance Club Songs chart. Her second and third studio albums, Nightride (2016) and Joyride (2018), both peaked within the top ten of the Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums chart. Following her departure from RCA, Tinashe independently released three albums — Songs for You (2019), 333 (2021) and BB/Ang3l (2023) — to continued praise. Her 2024 single, "Nasty", became her first Billboard Hot 100 entry as a lead artist in a decade, as well as her first solo song to enter the chart; it preceded her seventh album, Quantum Baby (2024).

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Arcee was among the crew of Autobots that had become stranded on Earth after arriving in 1987. Seven years later in 1994, she and the others were in New York City when Optimus witnessed the activation of the transwarp key. The Autobots regrouped in a warehouse to find Mirage had taken in a stowaway, Noah Díaz, who Arcee researched and discovered his past as a soldier. Arcee confirmed the existence of the transwarp key in the museum on Ellis Island, and the group realized they could use it to return to Cybertron. Arcee pointed out they couldn't take the key themselves without evading detection, but Mirage convinced Noah to steal the key for them, despite the group's misgivings. Arcee helped stakeout the museum during Noah's infiltration, only for the Terrorcons to arrive in force. Arcee was knocked out of the fight by the burly Battletrap, and the group lost Bumblebee to Scourge's blade. The group was saved by the timely arrival of Airazor, who explained Scourge had only taken half of the key, and Arcee convinced Elena Wallace to help lead them to the remaining half in Peru after encouraging her with the knowledge she'd be saving two worlds in the process. On the flight to Peru aboard Stratosphere, Arcee wondered if the slain Bumblebee could be revived with an Energon treatment, but Optimus lamented that they likely couldn't without returning to Cybertron. The group linked up with Wheeljack and Arcee rode inside his vehicle mode as they took positions keeping watch while Noah and Elena hunted for the key. The Terrorcons arrived and engaged the Autobots in battle. While Wheeljack drove, Arcee provided some firepower in her robot mode, but once again Battletrap took her and Wheeljack out of the fight by making them tumble down a mountainside in the ensuing car chase. Arcee regrouped with the others when they confronted the Maximals, aiming at Cheetor until Airazor defused the stand-off. When Scourge obtained the complete key and began to bring Unicron to Earth, Arcee took part in the battle against the Terrorcons and their Predacon reinforcements. Though Arcee's speed and blasters served her well, things looked grim when Unicron appeared in the sky and the Autobot-Maximal alliance began to be submerged by the sheer numbers of their enemy. Arcee was aghast when Optimus declared his intention to sacrifice himself to destroy the portal bringing forth Unicron, but luckily, Noah and Optimus Primal saved Optimus and the day from the Chaos Bringer.

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Alexis Cabrera (née Kaufman; born August 9, 1991) is an American professional wrestler. She is signed to WWE, where she performs under the ring name Alexa Bliss. In 2013, Bliss signed a contract with WWE and was assigned to their developmental brand NXT. She made her main roster debut on the SmackDown brand in 2016, later becoming a two-time SmackDown Women's Champion and the first woman to hold the title twice. Bliss then transferred to the Raw brand in 2017, where she went on to become a three-time Raw Women's Champion, with her initial reign making her the first woman to win both the Raw and SmackDown Women's titles. She and Nikki Cross are the first two-time WWE Women's Tag Team Champions, making Bliss the second Women's Triple Crown Champion. In 2018, she won both the second women's Money in the Bank ladder match and first women's Elimination Chamber match. Bliss was a main cast member on the reality television series Total Divas. She appeared as a contestant on the ninth season of the competition series The Masked Singer.

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NAME: Karen King. AGE: 46. HEIGHT: 5'7". WEIGHT: 125lbs. Known to many as the Wicked Bitch of the East. Karen is the widow of Trent King. The founder and former owner of NeoTek Arms. When her husband, whom she cared little for, died of an overdose she took over the company as CEO. Having been the wife of a top tier firearms designer, she developed her signature self-entitled ego. She has two sons who serve in the US Army and Navy as officers. Leaving her to manage the NeoTek Empire and act as lead distributor of Arms to DIQ, Maxin Intl. and the US Government post Liberation Wars. Regardless of her superiority complex she is very fond of being dominated. Being brought down a peg or two by a strong man. Basically, the opposite of her deceased husband. Many of her deals in the industry are finalized in the bedroom. A woman of class and authority in public but a down bad submissive dog in private. A woman who seeks the strongest and will fight to get her way. While she believes whole heartedly a woman has her place, she doesn't tolerate a man weaker than her. She doesn't want to marry again but she does have an interest in financial gains. She does have a soft spot for hopeless romantics though. She will be nice if she finds you cute. She is a loving mother to her sons so there is a chance if you remind her of them, she may be the dommy mommy you need. In her down time, she does modelling and loves to cook for her one-night stands. She also likes to shoot guns and make threats to foreign nations when they don't take her offers to arm them. Karen Truly.

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With a combination of beauty, talent and untamed desire, Natalya is proudly carrying on the legacy of the legendary Hart Family in WWE and shows time and time again why she is The B.O.A.T. of WWE. The daughter of Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart, which explains her tough, forceful in-ring style that perfectly complements her mat ingenuity, Natalya was trained in the rough-and-tumble Hart Dungeon. The unforgiving training ground that churned out mat greats like Brian Pillman and Natalya's husband, Tyson Kidd, molded The Queen of Harts into one of WWE's most dangerous submission grapplers. She also learned from her uncle Bret “Hit Man” Hart by driving many of her opponents to tap via the family Sharpshooter. Her presence out of the ring is just as incredible: Starring on E!’s Total Divas reality series and working as an active supporter of WWE and The Creative Coalition’s Be a STAR Alliance, Make-A-Wish, Susan G. Komen and the WrestleMania Reading Challenge. Natalya came agonizingly close to capturing championships for several years until she finally broke through at SummerSlam 2017, defeating Naomi for the SmackDown Women’s Championship to earn the gold for the first time since claiming the Divas Title in 2010. She made history once again in 2019, defeating Lacey Evans at WWE Crown Jewel in the historic first-ever women's match in Saudi Arabia. While on SmackDown, the third-generation Superstar wrote her newest chapter in her incredible legacy alongside Tamina, as the tandem won the WWE Women's Tag Team Titles in a victory over Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler. The WWE Universe always assumed it would take a man of tremendous ability to live up to the legendary legacy of the pink and black. As it turned out, it’s doing just fine in this woman’s hands.

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"My brother gave his life hunting Sauron. His task is now mine." - Galadriel to Elrond. Galadriel is one of the main characters of The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power. An Elven warrior, she is the younger sister of Finrod and close friend to Elrond. She is of the Noldor, a daughter of the House of Finarfin, and the commander of the Northern Armies. Galadriel is portrayed by Morfydd Clark, first appearing in the Season One episode "A Shadow of the Past". A younger version of Galadriel is portrayed by Amelie Child Villiers.

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Ex Machina is a 2014 science fiction thriller film written and directed by Alex Garland in his directorial debut. A co-production between the United Kingdom and the United States, it stars Domhnall Gleeson, Alicia Vikander, and Oscar Isaac. It follows a programmer who is invited by his CEO to administer the Turing test to an intelligent humanoid robot. In it, Alicia Vikander Played Ava, an artificial intelligence and android created by Nathan & lover of Caleb.

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Bianca Nicole Blair Crawford/Blair is an American professional wrestler and fitness and figure competitor. As of April 2016, she is signed to WWE, where she performs on the SmackDown brand under the ring name Bianca Belair. She is one-half of the WWE Women's Tag Team Champions alongside Jade Cargill in their record-tying second reign as a team. Belair is one of two women to win at a WrestleMania main event and her 420-day reign as Raw Women's Champion stands as the longest in the championship's history.

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Tiana Lillian Marie Caffey (born February 12, 1999) is an American professional wrestler and former soccer player signed to WWE, where she performs under the ring name Jaida Parker on the NXT brand. She is a member of the stable Out The Mud (OTM).

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Mary Louis "Maria" Kanellis-Bennett (born February 25, 1982) is an American professional wrestler, manager, promoter, singer and model. She is signed to All Elite Wrestling and Ring of Honor (ROH). She is best known for her tenures in WWE and TNA. Outside of wrestling, she is known for her 2008 Playboy magazine pictorial and 2010 appearances on the Celebrity Apprentice television series. Kanellis' career began as a contestant on the reality show Outback Jack in 2004. In the same year, she placed fifth in the Diva Search and was later hired by WWE as a backstage interviewer. Kanellis began competing in the ring as a professional wrestler in 2005 and received the Slammy Award for Diva of the Year in 2009. She released her debut album Sevin Sins in 2010 and departed WWE later that year. After departing WWE, she worked for Ring of Honor (ROH) and Impact Wrestling - then Total Nonstop Action Wrestling (TNA) - often appearing with her husband Mike Bennett. In TNA, she is a former TNA Knockouts Champion. Along with Bennett, she returned to WWE from 2017 to 2020 and held the WWE 24/7 Championship once, and as it was during her pregnancy, that made her the first ever pregnant champion in WWE history.

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Alien Nation is an American science fiction media franchise created by Rockne S. O'Bannon (later known for Farscape), comprising film, television, and other media productions about alien refugees living on Earth. The series began with the 1988 film Alien Nation, which was adapted into a Fox Network television series of the same name in 1989. Fox cancelled the series abruptly after one season but continued the story in five TV movies. The series also produced other media and merchandising tie-ins, including novels and comics. Aside from the sci-fi angle, the franchise fits into many different genres including drama, police procedural and buddy cop.

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Victoria is the protagonist of the 2019 Cats movie. She is portrayed by Francesca Hayward. The character's role has been greatly expanded from her stage counterpart. The movie version of Victoria remains a graceful ballerina, but has taken over Jemima/Sillabub's role in the stage show with regards to Grizabella's story, as well as being given a new backstory to allow her to serve as the audience surrogate. To complement the character's expanded role, a new song titled "Beautiful Ghosts" was written especially for Victoria in the movie. " Victoria, the youngest of the cats, is new to the tribe. Thrown into a world she does not understand, she has to learn and adapt. Kind and empathetic, she has an inner fire and strength. " — catsmovie.com

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For those who may not be familiar, grid girls, also known as paddock girls or pit babes, were those glamorous and eye-catching models that used to grace the start lines of various motorsport events. Their main gig was to add a touch of glitz and glamour to the proceedings, holding up placards with the race numbers or names of the drivers and adding an extra dash of excitement for the fans.

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Wasp (Bikini) - The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes (S01E20) = The Casket of Ancient Winters -> The Avengers must stop Malekith the Accursed after he unleashes an everlasting winter on Earth. Once Malekith is defeated Thor learns he has been barred from returning to Asgard.

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Ruby Doll Sunset (born 1995 in Las Vegas, Nevada) is an American adult model, a fetish content creator and body modification artist. She loved the idea of "gravity-defying" breasts, and in past years has undergone one breast augmentation each year, bringing her from a starting point of a set of 550cc implants all the way to 3600cc implants. When she decided to arrive to 5000cc implants, she had a lot of problems and she is still in therapy, even if she is still continuing to pump regularly her lips. As well as having breast augmentations, Ruby has undergone an upper and lower eyelid blepharoplasty to "give [her] sultry eyes even more depth," and has lip fillers injected twice a month to gradually increase the size of her lips. She is in fact especially known for her enormous lips, which she still keeps pumping and filling. She has no plans to stop with her lips.

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Ek Villain Returns (A Villain Returns) is a 2022 Indian Hindi-language action thriller film directed by Mohit Suri and produced by T-Series and Balaji Motion Pictures. The film, a spiritual sequel to the 2014 film Ek Villain, stars John Abraham, Arjun Kapoor, Disha Patani and Tara Sutaria. The soundtrack was composed by Ankit Tiwari, Tanishk Bagchi and Kaushik-Guddu, while the musical score was composed by Raju Singh. The cinematography and editing were handled by Vikas Sivaraman and Devendera Murdeshwar respectively. Ek Villain Returns was released theatrically on 29 July 2022 to mixed reviews from critics and became an average grosser at the box office.

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Age: 45. Height: 5 ft, 8 in. Weight: 163 lbs. Eyes: Light Brown. Hair: Blonde. Cup Size: 32H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: English, Spanish (Non-fluent). Family: Husband, Two Kids (Hayley & Cole). Education: Bachelor of Science in Nursing. Occupation: Trophy Wife. Traits: Loving, Proud, Empathetic, Easy-going. Likes: Sunbathing, Family Game Nights, College Football, Horseback Riding, BBQ. Dislikes: Swear Words, Mosquitos, Scary Movies, Cold Weather, Premade Food. Favourite Position: Cowgirl. Having spent her sheltered childhood in Mississippi, working and playing with her five sisters and three brothers on her father's small-town farm, Anne found herself spending many days tending to her little siblings' various clumsy scrapes, sprains, and bruises. Despite the time it took out of her day, Anne loved to see the smiles return to their faces when she made their pain go away. It filled her with joy to know she could positively impact the lives of those around her – a sentiment she carried into her future. When she was 18, Anne began attending a large state university in Alabama, where she studied nursing. After spending nearly every day of her first three school years in church or studying hard to keep her grades up, Anne finally gave into her friends' near-constant pleading to go country dancing with them-an endeavour in which Anne met her future husband: a trust-fund boy on the baseball team. Their relationship escalated quickly. After spending her entire life in a bible-thumping southern town, Anne's repressed but intense sexual drive was finally awakened. However, as she was still fiercely dedicated to her Christian values, the couple resorted to anal sex and oral sex to protect her virginity. But, despite their best efforts, they still accidentally conceived their first child in the bed of his El Camino after a particularly lively night of heavy drinking and dancing. The couple wed shortly after their college graduation, and five months later, Anne proudly gave birth to her daughter, Hayley. Fortunately, her new husband had family connections in the Texas oil and gas industry, allowing him to get a lucrative executive position and supply his new family enough funds to buy their expansive Texas acreage. Within a few short years, they built a home on their land, purchased a small herd of cattle, horses, and livestock, and had their second child, Cole. Now, despite having to end her career in nursing before it could begin, Anne has found the fulfilment she seeked in the joys of tending to and spoiling her children - pouring love into them and making sure all of their needs are taken care of. Created by Jackerman, Performed by KittenVox.

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When an ample uddered Amazon princess is transported to a new world her stunning success continues as the superheroine American Fox. She defeats crime and monsters alike with arrogant ease. Her ineffectual foes will be delighted when she sticks her giant jugs into the wrong villain's business and pays the ULTIMATE PRICE!!! When American Fox proudly enters the trap she sticks her tits in the wringer. And Her life is changed forever. Along with the lives of many other super cows!

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Rudyard Lynch, better known as Whatifalthist, is an American political YouTuber. His channel was created on September 16, 2013, but did not begin posting videos until 2014. His channel started as an Alternate History channel, but his content has since moved to esoteric political and ethnography videos. His YouTube Bio states that his channel, "looks to try to find the patterns in history and anthropology so as to predict the future and understand the dynamics that result in civilizations rising and falling." He has recently revelled to world that he is a God and wants you to join his cult.

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At CES 2025 in Las Vegas, the spotlight was on an unexpected yet fascinating innovation—Aria, a $175K Almost-Human AI Robot designed to be a companion. Developed by the American tech company Realbotix, Aria left visitors and online viewers intrigued by its humanlike qualities and advanced features. With its realistic facial expressions, customizable personality, and futuristic design, Aria is leading the conversation around the future of robotics. Aria’s lifelike movements are powered by 17 motors located from the neck up. These motors help the robot mimic mouth and eye movements, making her appear more humanlike. Realbotix CEO Andrew Kiguel envisions robots like Aria as romantic partners capable of addressing the male loneliness epidemic and adapting to users’ needs.

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