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Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

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Fair warning for anyone who shall come across this page: This is not a pro animal abuse page. The lasers are fake, the cat is not being harmed, it's all photoshop, it's all an illusion. It may look like that cat is being harmed, but it's not. Fluffykins is okay. If you still don't like the GIF itself, I understand. Shout-out to Cyriak Harris for making the gif Shout-out to Fluffykins the cat for being the cat in the gif

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The PR guy for a bank denies any security problems in their internet banking system.

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We are living in a age of a assholocracy. This comparatively new word is unequivocally useful. Even if we omit a whole liaison of complicated banking, and a fraudulent selecting in Russia, and all a scandals in Italy (by a male who The Economist dubbed “the male who screwed a whole country”), and all a outrageous function and domestic poke of of a Murdoch press empire, there is so most else. The competition for a Republican presidential assignment illustrates as good as any other arena.

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Ruby Doll Sunset (born 1995 in Las Vegas, Nevada) is an American adult model, a fetish content creator and body modification artist. She loved the idea of "gravity-defying" breasts, and in past years has undergone one breast augmentation each year, bringing her from a starting point of a set of 550cc implants all the way to 3600cc implants. When she decided to arrive to 5000cc implants, she had a lot of problems and she is still in therapy, even if she is still continuing to pump regularly her lips. As well as having breast augmentations, Ruby has undergone an upper and lower eyelid blepharoplasty to "give [her] sultry eyes even more depth," and has lip fillers injected twice a month to gradually increase the size of her lips. She is in fact especially known for her enormous lips, which she still keeps pumping and filling. She has no plans to stop with her lips.

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Welcome to the world of Doja Cat. Born and raised in L.A., the 24-year-old self-taught singer-rapper is a vet of sorts. The arts were central to her upbringing, and she started sharing her music on Soundcloud back in 2013. A year later she dropped her much-buzzed-about ‘Purrr!’ EP. Ever since, she’s nurtured an ever-growing array of feverish fans who revere her for combining a radiant charisma with unique flow and tongue-in-cheek lyrics (see: the irresistible“MOOO!”). Seems like Doja has designed her version of alt-R&B to take off in any direction she chooses. Tours with Lizzo and Theophilius London led right into 2018’s impressive ‘Amala,’ her debut proper, followed by last year’s ‘Hot Pink.’ That album’s “Say So” is currently clocking big numbers. Arresting visuals help. Her videos for both her radio juggernaut and "Rules" are wildly fun. When the Vevo production team united with the feline phenom to figure out performance ideas, the creative juices were flowing. The goal? Put the “cat” in Doja Cat - a decision that resulted in what’s probably our most ambitious studio build to date for a LIFT performance. For her “Streets” performance, we built Doja a massive bowl of 2%, where she was clearly in her element. And if that isn’t peak, then the human-sized scratching house is. Dressed in full cat-ear regalia, she pawed her way through the two-story structure, purring the lyrics to her R&B throwback jam “Say So.” Director: Priya Minhas, Producer: Sacha Noelle, Producer: Maddy Schmidt, Producer: Ben Fuqua, Production Company: Contrast Films, Director of Photography: David Okolo, Editor: Austin Prahl, Design & VFX: Sydney Emery, Music & Talent: Annie Shapiro & Jordan Ferree, Executive Producer: Micah Bickham. #DojaCat #Streets #VevoLIFT #HotPink http://vevo.ly/83XvDH

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Harris Kimberley Faulkner (born October 13, 1965) is an American television host who joined the Fox News Channel in 2005. She anchors The Faulkner Focus, a daily daytime show, and hosts Outnumbered. Additionally, she hosts her own primetime political franchise called Town Hall America with Harris Faulkner. She has received six Emmy Awards, including the 2005 Upper Midwest Emmy Awards for Best Newscaster (nominee) and Best News Special (recipient).

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Calix got pwned out the box in SWG

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Ganga brings the indie love in his car.

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A tribute to the man in black. www.thedarktower.net

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the red dot as in a period. if you know what i mean ;) so hop on the lollercoaster, and just on the roflcopter kiddies :^))

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The struggle for survival in New Orleans.

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Bail Organa leaves the Jedi Temple in disgust

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Credit to Linkin Park for the song. Don't get offended over this. It's just a stupid thing I created in like 5 minutes.

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The band Ninjabox battles with a snake in China.

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scene in evil dead 2 when Ash lops his hand off at the wrist with a rusty chainsaw!

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There are millions born with albinism. This one is artificial, I took the time with photoshop to make it look so real. You couldn't tell.

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This has been done before, I'm sure. But the outfit I put him in... now that's golden.

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This a picture from my bands show....I had to post this, its just amazing. After the show the kid with the long black hair was looking for his glasses lens cause someone hit him in a mosh pit. This is how it happened.

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Syrupdog scams, report him if you see him in varrock. Btw this is the corrected version because I couldn't edit the other for some reason...

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Saul/Paul aka Schazz the red aka "Fetus" the real killer of Harvey Oswald. Cruise is hidden in this photo somewhere

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The devil is in Gamefaqs!

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The New Rock Zone, tune in for rock and metal music! Hosted by GJ Flip! (Click Listen)

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Ray Jesaitis puts the IT back in SUNYIT

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