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Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

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AGE: UNKNOWN HEIGHT: 6'0". WEIGHT: 151lbs. Very little is known about the Exotic Atreya's past. It is known however that she was once a Cosmic Deity. Born in the void to one day inherit the throne of the Cosmic Goddess of Chaos, she never truly cared for the idea. Her true age is a closely kept secret but around 35years ago she abandoned her destined duties and passed them onto her one of her siblings. The duties of a Cosmic Goddess were too political for her so she chose to live among the mortal humans, as they seemed much more fun and entertaining to her. A very strong willed and confident woman who just really loves to enjoy the pleasures that humans experience. Eating, drinking and love making top the list. Cinema and music are some other things she greatly enjoys. She really has no preference of company. She likes anyone who lets her take charge, and it would be a lie for her to say she doesn't like being worshipped as though she was still a goddess. As a non-human she does have hefty views on humans and their habits. Regardless she still just wants to have fun all the time.

Atreya

The PR guy for a bank denies any security problems in their internet banking system.

sampopankki

We are living in a age of a assholocracy. This comparatively new word is unequivocally useful. Even if we omit a whole liaison of complicated banking, and a fraudulent selecting in Russia, and all a scandals in Italy (by a male who The Economist dubbed “the male who screwed a whole country”), and all a outrageous function and domestic poke of of a Murdoch press empire, there is so most else. The competition for a Republican presidential assignment illustrates as good as any other arena.

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the-bride-in-action

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thebananas

Calix got pwned out the box in SWG

jedigotserved

Ganga brings the indie love in his car.

ganga

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evilmonk

A tribute to the man in black. www.thedarktower.net

themaninblack

the red dot as in a period. if you know what i mean ;) so hop on the lollercoaster, and just on the roflcopter kiddies :^))

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benlovescock

The struggle for survival in New Orleans.

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itngmmbn4i2006

Bail Organa leaves the Jedi Temple in disgust

andsoitis

Credit to Linkin Park for the song. Don't get offended over this. It's just a stupid thing I created in like 5 minutes.

emokitty

The band Ninjabox battles with a snake in China.

ninjabox

scene in evil dead 2 when Ash lops his hand off at the wrist with a rusty chainsaw!

DeadByDawn

This has been done before, I'm sure. But the outfit I put him in... now that's golden.

williamhungshebangs

This a picture from my bands show....I had to post this, its just amazing. After the show the kid with the long black hair was looking for his glasses lens cause someone hit him in a mosh pit. This is how it happened.

knockedtehfuckout

Syrupdog scams, report him if you see him in varrock. Btw this is the corrected version because I couldn't edit the other for some reason...

syrupdogscams

Saul/Paul aka Schazz the red aka "Fetus" the real killer of Harvey Oswald. Cruise is hidden in this photo somewhere

Schallmangotagun

The devil is in Gamefaqs!

gamefaqzevil

The New Rock Zone, tune in for rock and metal music! Hosted by GJ Flip! (Click Listen)

Newrockzone

Ray Jesaitis puts the IT back in SUNYIT

InflamedJesa

parody of the pee wee herman genie in a box guy

brianwish

Eli Manning solidfies his place in crappy football history with another "game-breaking" performance, comparable to that of such greats as Charlie Batch, Tony Banks, and David Carr.

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letmeinpeordew

Meh, I just wanted to create something, and this was the first thing that I saw in my pictures folder. Bam! And, the sound didn't loop properly. Though im too lazy to fix it.

StonerTan