?By the time I finish this glass of fine merlot, yo... |
fourbanger |
(1.00) |
820 |
2007-11-28 |
description:
IF you can't see him, you're already dead.
domain:
doctormandthewomen
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?King Kwame Is Sorry |
shellscape |
(1.00) |
1,623 |
2008-01-31 |
description:
Kwame Kilpatrick needs to go away. He's apparently sorry. We're sorry for having to deal with him.
domain:
kingkwameissorry
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?The Game had ONE weakness |
Scarazoni |
(1.00) |
1,207 |
2008-04-04 |
description:
We reveal the game (4chan) you know the one you can't win, has on weakness
domain:
gameweakness
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?Why can't we just stay together? |
truzzetyven |
(1.00) |
783 |
2011-02-01 |
description:
Why can't we just stay forever?
domain:
lisayougotme
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?Why so Serious? |
spacemanspooge |
(1.00) |
847 |
2011-06-29 |
description:
Why can't we be friends?
domain:
friendcb
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?Pikachinen |
soulmate4su |
(1.00) |
677 |
2011-07-01 |
description:
You can't escape from him.
domain:
thechinensound
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?The Mighty Dicks! |
GeeFaust |
(1.00) |
582 |
2012-02-02 |
description:
68.232.178.41
-DiCKS- 24/7 Arena server
so yeah this is the -DiCKS- clan and we're fucking HxC and we don't fuck around*, grade A playin' so if ur hatin' you can grab a dick and turn yourself into a cock-flavored push-pop bitch.
we're in need of some quality admins, bug Faust about it.
(*-DiCKS- is like the off-white crackbubbles that blister inbetween the yellow crooked teeth of some nappy-headed nagger on the sidewalk in Detroit)
domain:
DicksDicksBaby
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?Why can't we be friends. |
Sami-S |
(1.00) |
428 |
2012-08-17 |
description:
Used to be friends, until Miller freaked out.
domain:
MillerJason
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?Hammer Time |
valeriatqm |
(1.00) |
2,087 |
2012-09-08 |
description:
Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
domain:
valeria-hammertime
|
?Krang Has One Weakness... |
JadenVonBat |
(1.00) |
1,086 |
2012-09-16 |
description:
Oh, that Krang! He's way too evil to stand THOSE for very long. Especially when they're given to him by a super-charged girl next door who can crush a mountain with her bare hands...Or feet if she chooses!
domain:
kranghateshugs
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?gp hater |
esycay |
(1.00) |
513 |
2013-02-07 |
description:
we hate him
domain:
gphater
|
?Up All Night |
Corpsegoddess |
(1.00) |
644 |
2013-08-25 |
description:
And who wouldn't want to get him?
Sorry, this is all I can hear now when I listen to the song.
domain:
upallnight
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?(nsfw) Obama 13' Oath Remix |
BongLoader |
(1.00) |
1,923 |
2013-10-04 |
description:
Please, use our constitution as your dance mat sir.
Hey... We voted him back in, now watch him dance you fools.
domain:
ObamaOathRemix
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?(nsfw) Gun Control Amen |
Sleeper25 |
(1.00) |
2,145 |
2014-06-24 |
description:
Can we get an amen for common sense?
domain:
guncontrolamen
|
|
?RX |
jebza |
(1.00) |
502 |
2015-03-03 |
description:
Every night in my raids
I see you, I heal you
That is how I know you, go on
Far across the instance
with minor ms, between us
You have come to show you, go on
heal, bark, wherever you are
I believe that the earthshield does, go on
Once more, your corpse hits the floor
And you're here in my deathlog and my deathlog will go on and on
Buffs can touch just one time
And last for a 1hours time
And never let go till we're gone
Love was when I barked you
More than one time, I saved you
In my life we'll always go on
once, more, your corpse hits the floor
I believe that the earthshield does go on
Once more i cast stampeding roar
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
You're here, this songs kinda queer
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay, yeah this is kinda gay
but you're safe in my heart and my heart will go on and on
domain:
ripRX
|
?Hubacub |
Hubacub |
(1.00) |
665 |
2015-06-13 |
description:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
domain:
Hubacub
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?Can't Kiliean the Zilean |
Striderskunk |
(1.00) |
971 |
2017-06-06 |
description:
You can't kill him
domain:
Chronoshift
|
?Earring Online |
jewelrymaster |
(1.00) |
467 |
2020-08-07 |
description:
Kalyan Jewellers offers a stunning variety of earrings in spectacular patterns, lovely designs, and striking themes. The earring styles range from the traditional to the ultra-modern ones.
At Kalyan, you can also find a varied collection of earrings that you can gift to your loved ones. Apart from Gothic and Victorian Chandelier designs, we present to you the Vanmala Gold Earrings, traditional jhumkas, and studs for children. Our earrings collection comes in 22 and 18 KT and striking colours including, yellow gold, two-tone gold, rose gold, and white gold.
domain:
jewelrymaster
|
?(nsfw) Loob Lord: Booze And bruise |
ytmndpeasant2000 |
(1.00) |
336 |
2021-12-08 |
description:
Loob Lord has recently taken advantage of a drunk teenage girl (while sober) and is facing a lot of shit. So we thought we should make a gif out of it and pull up an old pic of him as a kid due to him always looking like a nonce... well now he is one.
domain:
BoozeAndBruise
|
?Kushy Dreams - PinUpS |
Skanda |
(1.00) |
105 |
2024-12-22 |
description:
Founded in 2019 by a group of long – time cannabis flower enthusiasts and connoisseurs, Kushy Dreams provides extraordinary, hand – selected cannabis and aims to share the great power of hemp and CBD with the people. Even with the explosion of smokable hemp and CBD products, we still couldn’t find anything that was up to our standards. Instead we decided to set the standard ourselves by adding some of our New York hustle to this industry that started out West.
We bring our experience in the music industry, global hospitality, and show business to Kushy Dreams. Our mission is to approach the CBD industry with the same passion and precision we brought to our previous endeavors. That’s reflected in the quality of our products, our obsession with customer satisfaction, and our desire to make it all visually appealing. Our goal is excellence and that’s why we’ve teamed up with growers with years of experience in the legal cannabis market. Our flowers are 100% organic, small batch, hand selected, hand trimmed, and third – party lab tested. We’re meticulous about delivering products directly to your door that are harvest fresh and cured to perfection.
We also got tired of the silly names (who can forget O.G. ISIS Trainwreck 2.0?) so we upgraded the process and curated our strain genetics then named them after their effects: Create, Dream, Energy, Hustle, Peace, and Relax.
domain:
KushyDreams
|
?(nsfw) Adhina (Ruaidri) |
Skanda |
(1.00) |
138 |
2025-02-07 |
description:
Even the shyest of birds occasionally have their spicy moments... deciding to wear a sheer skirt out for a day of shopping was already a bold move, but after picking up a few new toys at his favourite toy store he got a little too carried away and the idea entered his head that trying one out in public would be an exciting way to spend the afternoon. Slipping it in somewhere discrete, not too worried about it being visible through the sheer fabric figuring his tailfeathers and general fluff would do a good enough job hiding it from view, he settled down at a nearby coffee shop. Unfortunately for poor Addie, the toy ended up being considerably more effective than he had expected. Suffice it to say, everyone around had a pretty good idea what was going on, and given his state there wasn't much he could do about it except wait for his body to calm down enough for him to be able to walk away...
Fortunately, this kind of thing is well tolerated and often even enjoyed his his world, so he shouldn't get into much trouble. Judging by the subtle shake of the camera though, we may be viewing this through someone's phone recording... that's what you get for trying out toys in public, Addie!
domain:
Adhina
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?(nsfw) I Miss The Old Kanye . . . . |
Skanda |
(1.00) |
132 |
2025-02-10 |
description:
Ye A.K.A. Kanye Omari West . . . What Happened ? ! He is has confirmed that he IS using A.I. in his next album too . . . That's how low the " Artist " has fallen . . . also He is all over the political (& mental disorder) spectrem and is still ranting on X/Twitter too . . . . BTW remember when he said " George Bush doesn't care about Black people " ? ? ? We all should have gotten a clue then and should not have taken his foolishness as him being genuine or talking " straight " with us . . .
domain:
Yitler
|
?Nagisa Shiota (Koro-Sensei Q) |
Skanda |
(1.00) |
152 |
2025-03-02 |
description:
Nagisa Shiota is the main protagonist and narrator of Assassination Classroom. He is a student in Korosensei's Class 3-E at Kunugigaoka Junior High School who has a natural talent for assassination despite his overall passive nature.
Koro-Sensei Q! is a spin-off manga of the Assassination Classroom series featuring the original cast of the original manga. Unlike the original manga, the spin-off is set in an RPG world where Class 3-E attempt to get stronger but lack the necessary skills to fight. Thus, the ''Demon King'' decides to train them so the class can eventually surpass and kill him with his speed of '99999'.
domain:
NagisaShiota
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?VAMPY - Together From The Day We Die |
HaganEnvy |
(1.00) |
810 |
2004-07-31 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
vampy
|
?buddy can meow!!! |
fendereater14 |
(1.00) |
708 |
2004-10-08 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
buddymeow
|
?Can't touch this |
sourlysour |
(1.00) |
1,106 |
2004-11-13 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
mchammah
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?We found it! |
lu86 |
(1.00) |
978 |
2005-04-13 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
vessels
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?And we all break our necks. |
BenBob |
(1.00) |
846 |
2005-04-16 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
breakneck
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?we got a hacker |
gunzz |
(1.00) |
2,375 |
2005-04-18 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
wr3
|
?dont we all |
Dragoon |
(1.00) |
637 |
2005-04-20 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
fourchanwheee
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