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a one handed man gets called out on a double dribble

onehandedman

if this doesn't make you a man i don't know what will

bombatman

He's the man

MrMeyers

how to reveal a spoiler in english

potterboat

Swamp People

uncutman

Spider-Man is late for class

spidermanlateforclass

This is a sexy ugly man child.

pihlenfeldt

parody of danny's new profile pic.

superpak

just lol

mymanraleigh

No man should ever ride bitch

yamahamamas

You're the man now Snoop Dog.

joint

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

googled shelf ass and found this then tarzan boy popped in my head

shelfmanass

Kyle is a beautiful man.

kylesmustache

this is a test

scoobyjewtwotrailer

why you how to do it walter

whywalter

rip twitter famous man mister pitts

ripmisterpitts

You're the man now mod!

yourethemannowmod

you're the dog man now man dog

ytdmnmd

man shoots bear but why?

unbearable

Why'd you do it, man? You think this is about us? About our interpretation of you? You think this is about your feelings, your emotions? About your place in society? Shit. This is your life. You're throwing it away. 30, 40 years. You ain't gonna see your grandchildren graduate highschool, nigga. Ain't that some shit? Ain't it? You can lie your fat ass through any argument, but you'll hardly be winning when you're 6 feet wide and 6 feet under.

fattiesgonnafat

Jarrett Jack Rap brought to you by ATT Mike also known as moon man

thejack

Here's a shoutout to Davelive, the gayest man in texas

DAVELIVE

an important song about an important man

dugyeah3

Manly guys doing manly things.

thirdpanelkratosface

The man's got a head. It spins.

spinmaster

ross's porn.

pornforross

The sexiness of a fat man in a little green mankini.

petekini

A .gif animation taken from the movie "The Lawnmower Man" combined with a combination of "Technologic" (by Daft Punk), "Rattle" (by Bingo Players), and "The Devil's Den" (by Skrillex).

triplekeyencrypted

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embracetheSMOKE