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It's what the natives refer to as the hippo dance.

nyehippodance

need the boots for duck hunting. but it's laundry day, and i only have these boxers and chicago bears shirt to go with it. hmmm.

duckhuntinglaundryday

Why you make dem racist jokes why? If you're wondering why the music sucks is because it's windows sample music and we all know windows doesn't have very good samples

datsracist

A disturbing audio of what it's like to lose your mind at the tender age of 12

somethingwrongwithmyeyes

Human interaction leads to suffering. The only thing that you can do to minimize that suffering for yourself is to inflict it on others and take joy in doing so.

shitontheworld

Candace, seriously, isn't Phineas a little young to be drinking? Inspired by The "Too Young" Line, Tiny Toon Adventures - One Beer, Conker's Bad Fur Day, and King of the Hill. I Realy did bad on the drawing.

pfdrink

was given the word hurt and was instructed to make a picture off of it

sunandhurt

68.232.178.41 -DiCKS- 24/7 Arena server so yeah this is the -DiCKS- clan and we're fucking HxC and we don't fuck around*, grade A playin' so if ur hatin' you can grab a dick and turn yourself into a cock-flavored push-pop bitch. we're in need of some quality admins, bug Faust about it. (*-DiCKS- is like the off-white crackbubbles that blister inbetween the yellow crooked teeth of some nappy-headed nagger on the sidewalk in Detroit)

DicksDicksBaby

For those that think "Sorry I'm Not" is an OK thing to say, I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you don't stop staying "sorry I'm not" now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

sorryimnot

Hi all! My name is Twan, and I'm from The Netherlands! (yea, that awsome country). There is this newspaper in my country called "Metro". They offer 1 person to go into space! (no joke!) The only this you need is a good story, and votes. The people with the most votes go to a jury, and they will pick one person to go to space. I already have 1119 votes. But the person who is #1 has almost 4000 votes, I currently 7th. So my question is: Would you please vote for me? This is a unique opportunity! I really want to go. It is amazing to see the earth from outer space. So would you please go to this link: http://bit.ly/GDvHTS and vote for me? =D It litterly takes 3 seconds. Just click on the little yellow button at the bottom right of my story =) I would love you forever if you can get me to space! =) Thank you in advance! Greetz, Twan

journeytospace

If you aren't an I-Mockery veteran, it probably makes no sense. But I'm willing to bet many of you are. Music from Super Brothers Mario the Third.

wellillbedamned

WE BOTH KNOW YOU'RE THE ONE TO BLAAAAAME

justunderstand

Made this ytmnd, so I can listen to it in the shower continually.

myshowersong

I took the picture of a stuffed penguin and edited to make it look psychotic.

emergencysurprise

"to my dearest mum" I know at times things have been hard,but mum u represent!! & anytime i spend round u is always time well spent. I know it aint been easy & at time's there has been grief!! sometime's your HARD as nails!! but your squishy underneath!!..;) i'm writing you this poem here for everyone to see, that my mum is the b#ll@cks & means everything to me..

ilymom

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wereofftoseethecosby

We are in a room for play. We don't need to build walls around it. Do what you want. Do whatever you want. You cannot tell people how to play.

roomforplay

We are gathered here today to mourn the tragic loss of zerksebas. ?? - 4/30/13

zerksebas

Lol,internet

goslendyv3

I saw the gif on Tumblr and I felt like I had to make a meme out of it here... If anyone in the AKB48 fandom finds this, PLEASE FORGIVE ME.

yukosfaceneverchanges

Because it's not enough that you're only half way through the week, this annoying asshole camel from GEICO is here to make it worse.

Hhumpday

Monty Python's summarise Proust competition features this soundbyte. It applies quite generally to all fails on this site and on the Internet at large, maybe in all our lives. I suppose I could kill myself, only then I'd miss the lulz as it were, and yet I wouldn't care much if I were dead, however the trolls need someone to annoy I'm sure.

startagain

tuck it in the back

tiitb

The stare of death is all it takes to get you peasants to listen.

Staringatyouplz

NU is a tier packed full of potential Stealth Rock users, many of whom share one of Golem's typings. However, there are many different reasons to choose Golem for a slot on your team. The best reason to choose Golem for your team is its dual Ground / Rock typing, which no other common Pokemon in NU shares. This allows it to take Flying-type moves with ease while also being immune to Electric-type attacks. It also gives Golem an additional STAB move to utilize, which Pokemon like Gigalith would love to have. Additionally, Golem is one of only a few Pokemon in the tier that is nearly guaranteed to set up Stealth Rock thanks to Sturdy, allowing Golem to live any one hit from full HP unless the opposing Pokemon has Mold Breaker. With these things in mind, Golem is usually better suited for more offensively oriented teams. Finally, while Golem may have exploitable Grass-, Water-, and Ground-type weaknesses and a low Special Defense stat, it is still a great Stealth Rock user that gets its job done well.

kalel

Bawls. Brap. Pfft. Dicks. Butts.

andrewisnasty

This set capitalizes on Leavanny's typing and movepool, using its most useful moves in its arsenal as well as possible. It is mandatory for Leavanny to have STAB moves, as that is one of the few reasons to use it at all. Leavanny is usually attacking straight away since it does not want to waste turns when checks and counters are still in play—which is very often the case. Synthesis heals off any entry hazard damage taken, while also mitigating the damage done by Life Orb. Synthesis is also particularly useful, as it becomes a shield from Sucker Punch, which Leavanny can survive from any Pokemon in the tier at full health. Heal Bell is great for team support and also removes any status that gives Leavanny trouble. Synthesis, in conjunction with Heal Bell, allows Leavanny to beat various walls such as Alomomola and Wartortle, among various other Pokemon.

simbaaaaaa

So what if The Expendables 3 flopped at #4 at the box office? So what if it got bad reviews? And so what if the movie was rated PG-13 or if the movie was leaked on the Internet before its release in theaters? I'm at least glad the movie still managed to defeat The Giver.

expendablesvsgiver

A simpler plot for Project X Zone. Now, to be fair, I was originally going to use Wanderer's Road for the sound, but I can't find an MP3 of it.

baddudespxz

The wholly accurate and fair portrayal of Trion's exceptional dithering and lack of server capacity provision for the launch of the fantastic 'Sandpark' MMO, ArcheAge, which deserved every success that Trion is too inept to grant it.

queueage