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This is Catalina, owner of Amante Yoga Studio. She is a Futanari. She has recently opened a yoga studio. She likes to do yoga and would like to share her talents with the world. She has a thing for tattoos and every tattoo she has is symbolic of her journey. In the six months that the studio has been open, it has quickly gained tremendous popularity through Catalina's unique style of instruction and consistent rave reviews from her students.

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The Pearl are a race of humanoids from the destroyed planet Mül. They also seem to have a connection with the Converters. They have a bad history with Humans. Pearls are humanoid in appearance, they have split earlobes and their ears have a very curved point, their heads have bumps on the front of their head, their eyes have a blue eyes with a magenta iris and a black pupils, their skin is quite pearlescent (obviously) but their skin does have some waves of colour when something touched it, when they are close to death, their skin turns grey, and when they die, their Life Energy is released in a massive wave which goes across space and time until it finds a suitable host to store it until it can pass, they appear to have very long lifespans as it seems many of them haven't aged a day between the destruction of Mül and their arrival to Alpha.

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She has worked in the creative industry for 12+ years. It's been a great pleasure to have worked with different teams, agencies and clients as a graphic designer, motion designer, 3D artist, illustrator and more.

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Ex Machina is a 2014 science fiction thriller film written and directed by Alex Garland in his directorial debut. A co-production between the United Kingdom and the United States, it stars Domhnall Gleeson, Alicia Vikander, and Oscar Isaac. It follows a programmer who is invited by his CEO to administer the Turing test to an intelligent humanoid robot. In it, Alicia Vikander Played Ava, an artificial intelligence and android created by Nathan & lover of Caleb.

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Mary Louis "Maria" Kanellis-Bennett (born February 25, 1982) is an American professional wrestler, manager, promoter, singer and model. She is signed to All Elite Wrestling and Ring of Honor (ROH). She is best known for her tenures in WWE and TNA. Outside of wrestling, she is known for her 2008 Playboy magazine pictorial and 2010 appearances on the Celebrity Apprentice television series. Kanellis' career began as a contestant on the reality show Outback Jack in 2004. In the same year, she placed fifth in the Diva Search and was later hired by WWE as a backstage interviewer. Kanellis began competing in the ring as a professional wrestler in 2005 and received the Slammy Award for Diva of the Year in 2009. She released her debut album Sevin Sins in 2010 and departed WWE later that year. After departing WWE, she worked for Ring of Honor (ROH) and Impact Wrestling - then Total Nonstop Action Wrestling (TNA) - often appearing with her husband Mike Bennett. In TNA, she is a former TNA Knockouts Champion. Along with Bennett, she returned to WWE from 2017 to 2020 and held the WWE 24/7 Championship once, and as it was during her pregnancy, that made her the first ever pregnant champion in WWE history.

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Wonder Woman (Amazing Amazon) A.K.A. Diana of Themyscira, was the princess of the Amazons and one of the original seven founders of the Justice League. Wonder Woman was from Themyscira. She was exiled after bringing outsiders to Themyscira but was later welcomed back and made ambassador for her home. Voiced by: Susan Eisenberg, Dakota Fanning (as a child)

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I love you. I've been here all along. You were so kind to me that day years ago. I haven't stopped thinking about you ever since. I've been watching you grow. the big 18 this year! you didn't think I would commit a crime did you?

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AGE: 34 , HEIGHT: 5'10" , WEIGHT: 134lbs. Victoria Beckett started her rise to power by attending West Point Military Academy when she was 18. Later becoming an Infantry Officer for the US Army in 2027. In her four year service she served in the Eastern European War of 2031, where she was wounded by a rocket that hit her MATV. Her combat expertise lead to her soldiers calling her "War Mother". After leaving the Army she still had a strong desire to fight. DIQ noticed she had an immense talent for combat operations and hired her for their new Security Forces Branch. Starting off as a Section Commander it wasn't long before she became the Chief Deputy Director of the entire SF. She endulges in her newfound power and wealth so much that looking at her you wouldn't assume she's a tested war veteran. From the DIQ Headquarters she managed NAT's forces in the Liberation Wars with her right hand Amanda Grant. While stern and well disciplined, she is not against letting loose and having fun when there isn't work to do. Enjoying the fruits of her labor with expensive drinks and other poisons. The only thing that can match her ferocious appetite for fighting is her sex drive. Many men fear her in both aspects. Only the best warriors get rewarded with her time in the bedroom. You better stand at attention for her...

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Perpetually 19, female, spotted hyena demisexual, poly, immature & rebelious . From: Arkansas, Ozarks . Works at her uncle's farm on the weekends . Lives in a run down mobile home park with her helicopter parents . Very very subtle country accent . Stinky & hairy, bathes like once a week, prefers a dip in a river or a hose rinse . Loves roller skating, ice cream and hates country music . Worn out stuffy work overalls (hotbox for the coochie) . No underwear . Dirty 10 year old sneakers . Weird relationship with her cousin she doesn't like to talk about . Fucks most of her friends . Calls her pseudo-penis her "pistil" gets upset when people call it anything else . Has trouble loving just one person . Dropped out of Highschool in 10th grade .

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The United States Digital Service is a technology unit housed within the Executive Office of the President of the United States. The USDS was launched on August 11, 2014 by President Barack Obama. It provided consultation services to federal agencies on information technology. Its mandate was to improve and simplify digital service, and to improve federal websites. President Donald Trump issued an executive order on January 20, 2025, renaming the United States Digital Service as the United States DOGE Service, with an emphasis on using digital technology to maximize Federal government efficiency and productivity. DOGE stands for Department of Government Efficiency. The order also established an organization within USDS, called the U.S. DOGE Service Temporary Organization (USDSTO).

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It seems that Midas needs something to soothe his throat, but the eeffoc is nowhere in sight... can anyone find his satisfying refreshment?

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Shin is a former dragon who has taken on human form. They can appear as either male or female. Their height is 2 meters (79 inches). This is their usual appearance. They can also have long hair. Shin always has a blank expression but is generally in a good mood. They have a calm personality, are interested in humans, and view them relatively favourably. Shin's strength is the greatest among dragons. Approaching them carelessly might result in injury. Since the period after Shin took on human form has been short, they appear somewhat out of touch with the world. It seems they don't wear underwear either. This is Shin during their childhood. Shin does not remember why they transformed from a dragon into a human, nor do they know how to revert to their dragon form. Although they have lived for about a thousand years, they have lost most of their memories. This is their half-dragon form.

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Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

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I was going to make the entire scene into a YTMND site, but no matter how much I compressed the file, it was still too large. :(

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Say hello to Chatty, the spicy diva who loves to sing and dance. Chatty hates boredom and defeats it with her excitement, energy and a hot bowl of Chatt Patta Knorr Noodles. Want to know why Chatty is being so dramatic? Chatty wants to hear her favourite beat!

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AGE: UNKNOWN HEIGHT: 6'0". WEIGHT: 151lbs. Very little is known about the Exotic Atreya's past. It is known however that she was once a Cosmic Deity. Born in the void to one day inherit the throne of the Cosmic Goddess of Chaos, she never truly cared for the idea. Her true age is a closely kept secret but around 35years ago she abandoned her destined duties and passed them onto her one of her siblings. The duties of a Cosmic Goddess were too political for her so she chose to live among the mortal humans, as they seemed much more fun and entertaining to her. A very strong willed and confident woman who just really loves to enjoy the pleasures that humans experience. Eating, drinking and love making top the list. Cinema and music are some other things she greatly enjoys. She really has no preference of company. She likes anyone who lets her take charge, and it would be a lie for her to say she doesn't like being worshipped as though she was still a goddess. As a non-human she does have hefty views on humans and their habits. Regardless she still just wants to have fun all the time.

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the hhgregger goes to hot topic and travels back In time to stop bankrupt from existing so chuck e cheese big lots circuit city and HHGregg could be saved.

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Fair warning for anyone who shall come across this page: This is not a pro animal abuse page. The lasers are fake, the cat is not being harmed, it's all photoshop, it's all an illusion. It may look like that cat is being harmed, but it's not. Fluffykins is okay. If you still don't like the GIF itself, I understand. Shout-out to Cyriak Harris for making the gif Shout-out to Fluffykins the cat for being the cat in the gif

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As things reframe into harmonia the lead becomes gold step from the dark of your caves into the light that in these conflicts are the high level, this is how it feels to be high level

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The secret voicemail from Lindsay Lohan to Paris Hilton.

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It's the metal melitia. Oh noes.

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The truth about how fish are the route of all evil and are out to kill us with seizures.

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