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WhatKindOfMusicSticksWithYou

stromboli has his cookie stolen by kahn

stromboli

Moses Eugene Malone (born March 23, 1955 in Petersburg, Virginia) is a retired American Hall of Fame basketball player who starred in both the American Basketball Association and the National Basketball Association. A three-time NBA MVP and one of the NBA's 50 greatest players, Malone was the most successful prep-to-pro player of his era, going straight from Petersburg High to a 21-year career in professional basketball. By the time Malone retired after 19 seasons in the NBA he was the last former ABA player active and held numerous distinctions in both leagues, including a championship ring and NBA finals trophy won with the 1983 Philadelphia 76ers.

moisesmalone

It's not even his birthday

lingaiyoung

Eric Sykes was a fucking legend who deserves better than this nonsensical bullshit. But at least it wasn't LANDO IS NOT. Might as well take a great big shit on his grave.

sykes

Gary Coleman saying his famous line "whatchoo talkin' bout Willis?" to Bruce Willis

whatchootalkinboutWillis

A one in a trillion guy. Please don't bolt (run away). All of the pictures are absolutely real, of a real guy. He has actually looked like all of these things at one point. He raised his kids well. That is, they like to run away. When seen together in public, he will often tell them not to "bolt", since they tend to do that.

dontbolt

Tech. Sgt. Erwynn Umali, 34, and his partner Will Behrens, 35, exchanged vows at Joint Base McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst in New Jersey becoming the first gay couple to wed on a military base.

gaymilwed

kermit thought he should place his name on this lovely track.

onlykermit

Disney Dave sings about his Disneydavlov.

disneydave

asntrwm

My dad had a hip replacement surgery, but I know he'll be back on his feet soon.

getwelldad

go fuck yourself

themoregayyourfeel

Candaceee

hi jenn!

jennieblock

fat scum bag kid fucks his rutgers roommate, who is indeed a fellow member of the homosexual community

DONKEYPLUMMER

Hi :3~

valeria

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

iPhone 5 keynote

iphone5

every time screw pickles goes to mcdonalds, he puts his semen on his burger instead of ketchup!

screwpickles12

lolbot is a funny image sharing community

lolbot

a gentleman at his finest.

LeWoop

kelleyndenham

Just some guy - working out his arms.

skeenshake

Sassy Dan Tan breaks down his walls and allows Matt to feed his dear friend.

sassydantan

Best of highlight_1 highlighted">Arnold's amazing puns in the timeless classic Batman & Robin

mrfreezeiceage

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roggendorf

Reijo's got places to go. He's got to follow his rainbow.

reijorainbow

The Hero of the Republic commands his troops.

wristcutpsycho

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