A one in a trillion guy. Please don't bolt (run away). All of the pictures are absolutely real, of a real guy. He has actually looked like all of these things at one point.
He raised his kids well. That is, they like to run away. When seen together in public, he will often tell them not to "bolt", since they tend to do that.
Tech. Sgt. Erwynn Umali, 34, and his partner Will Behrens, 35, exchanged vows at Joint Base McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst in New Jersey becoming the first gay couple to wed on a military base.
9/8/2012 the University of Louisiana Monroe Warhawks Defeated the #8 Arkansas Razorbacks of the ESS EE SEE 34-30 in OT starting a hilarious slide to unranked and ruining their season completely in week 2.