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Louis C.K., the cuckold master, and the so-called "Man with a Plan" is at it again! Lets see what his wise words are.

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a man from our area one Korsakov went to Latvia yesterday1 he was peculating 2 3 tonnes, broke his leg bone a man from our area one Korsakov got hit into his snot he was unfortunate, broke his nasal bone a man from our area one Korsakov was eating fresh cucumbers stuck a thumb into his eye, now his thumb bone is broken a man from our area one Korsakov, he was lifting a closet he shouldn´t have lifted, now his thigh bone has broken a man from our area one Korsakov, he saw a hoodlum, wanted to give a call to the cops, broke his chin bone a man from our area one Korsakov, he was looking at the stars a shame that he looked, his neck bone broke in two a man from our area one Korsakov went to a shop yesterday came home in a wheelchair, broke his leg bone a man from our area one Korsakov, he was smoking he got dizzy, fell down and shin bone´s broken3 a man from our area one Korsakov, he was putting a cast on he thought, a simple job and right away broke his carpal bone a man from our area one Korsakov jacked off yesterday4 he did it(=hit) strongly, broke his pelvis in two a man from our area one Korsakov brought a/his Mrs home he shouldn´t have brought, it/she broke his finger bone a man from our area one Korsakov went into water during winter he didn´t come out any more, probably some bone is broken a muscleman´s life isn´t easy at all

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LONDON (Reuters) - Oil prices steadied below 3-1/2 year highs on Monday as resistance emerged in Europe and Asia to U.S. sanctions against major crude exporter Iran, while rising U.S. drilling pointed to higher North American production. Brent crude LCOc1 was up 15 cents at $77.27 a barrel by 1130 GMT. U.S. light crude oil was up 5 cents at $70.75. Both oil futures contracts hit their highest since November 2014 last week at $78 and $71.89 a barrel respectively as markets anticipated a sharp fall in Iranian crude supply once U.S. sanctions bite later this year. It is unclear how hard U.S. sanctions will hit Iran’s oil industry. A lot will depend on how other major oil consumers respond to Washington’s action against Tehran, which will take effect in November. China, France, Russia, Britain, Germany and Iran all remain in the nuclear accord that placed controls on Iran’s nuclear programme and led to a relaxation of economic sanctions against Iran and companies doing business there. Some oil analysts have said they expect Iranian crude exports to fall by as little as 200,000 barrels per day (bpd), while others put the figure closer to 1 million bpd. Michael Wittner, analyst at Societe Generale, forecasts U.S. sanctions will remove 400,000-500,000 bpd of Iranian crude from the global oil market. “In 2012 the reduction in Iranian crude production and exports was around 1 million bpd,” Wittner said. “This time around, we expect much less of an impact.” Greg McKenna, chief market strategist at futures brokerage AxiTrader, says it is still “far from certain” that sanctions “will bite in the way intended”. “Germany has said it will protect its companies from U.S. sanctions, Iran has said French oil giant Total (TOTF.PA) has yet to pull out of its fields and all the while it seems the Chinese are ready to fill the void created by the U.S.” The surge in oil prices comes at a time of tight supply amid record Asian demand and voluntary output restraint by the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries and non-OPEC producers including Russia. On Monday, however, markets were held in check by news of a rise in U.S. drilling for new oil production. U.S. drillers added 10 oil rigs in the week to May 11, bringing the total to 844, the highest level since March 2015, energy services firm Baker Hughes said on Friday. “Soaring U.S. shale output will continue to put a cap on prices,” said Hussein Sayed, chief market strategist at futures brokerage FXTM.

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A man on edge, who has very much THE edge over his enemies and even his own demented psyche. You never know when it is sanity or insanity talking where this character is concerned.

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DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the Sidson.city™, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite WEBSITES. you should totally come on down to Sidson.city™'s many boards, it’s got ZERO HARDCOREPORN TOLERANCE and everything, we can crack open a thread on /sid/ or three and get crazy watching some SHONEN on /cape/! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the Sidchat- listen here, right, it’s a CHATROOM where us SIDTY DWELLERS who do ADULTING can go SHITPOST. BUT!!!! it’s also an IMAGEBOARD like when we were kids, so we can use TRIPCODES, without twitterdrones or Discord Schizos bothering us. speaking of which the Jannies and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting SIDTY+ tomorrow at the SIDSON CITY TERMINAL, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this city and pop open another thread!!!

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With a combination of beauty, talent and untamed desire, Natalya is proudly carrying on the legacy of the legendary Hart Family in WWE and shows time and time again why she is The B.O.A.T. of WWE. The daughter of Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart, which explains her tough, forceful in-ring style that perfectly complements her mat ingenuity, Natalya was trained in the rough-and-tumble Hart Dungeon. The unforgiving training ground that churned out mat greats like Brian Pillman and Natalya's husband, Tyson Kidd, molded The Queen of Harts into one of WWE's most dangerous submission grapplers. She also learned from her uncle Bret “Hit Man” Hart by driving many of her opponents to tap via the family Sharpshooter. Her presence out of the ring is just as incredible: Starring on E!’s Total Divas reality series and working as an active supporter of WWE and The Creative Coalition’s Be a STAR Alliance, Make-A-Wish, Susan G. Komen and the WrestleMania Reading Challenge. Natalya came agonizingly close to capturing championships for several years until she finally broke through at SummerSlam 2017, defeating Naomi for the SmackDown Women’s Championship to earn the gold for the first time since claiming the Divas Title in 2010. She made history once again in 2019, defeating Lacey Evans at WWE Crown Jewel in the historic first-ever women's match in Saudi Arabia. While on SmackDown, the third-generation Superstar wrote her newest chapter in her incredible legacy alongside Tamina, as the tandem won the WWE Women's Tag Team Titles in a victory over Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler. The WWE Universe always assumed it would take a man of tremendous ability to live up to the legendary legacy of the pink and black. As it turned out, it’s doing just fine in this woman’s hands.

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Bombalurina is a featured character in the 2019 Cats movie. She is portrayed by Taylor Swift. The character's role in the movie bears little resemblance to the stage version, save for singing "Macavity: The Mystery Cat". Instead, the movie version of Bombalurina is a villain who works with Macavity. She does however retain her usual confidence and sensuality. Bombalurina is described as a flirtatious and confident female Jellicle cat with a distinct red coat. " Powerful and beautiful, Bombalurina is Macavity's partner in crime. She loves to be the center of attention and puts all the other cats in a trance using her catnip. " — catsmovie.com

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Age: 45. Height: 5 ft, 8 in. Weight: 163 lbs. Eyes: Light Brown. Hair: Blonde. Cup Size: 32H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: English, Spanish (Non-fluent). Family: Husband, Two Kids (Hayley & Cole). Education: Bachelor of Science in Nursing. Occupation: Trophy Wife. Traits: Loving, Proud, Empathetic, Easy-going. Likes: Sunbathing, Family Game Nights, College Football, Horseback Riding, BBQ. Dislikes: Swear Words, Mosquitos, Scary Movies, Cold Weather, Premade Food. Favourite Position: Cowgirl. Having spent her sheltered childhood in Mississippi, working and playing with her five sisters and three brothers on her father's small-town farm, Anne found herself spending many days tending to her little siblings' various clumsy scrapes, sprains, and bruises. Despite the time it took out of her day, Anne loved to see the smiles return to their faces when she made their pain go away. It filled her with joy to know she could positively impact the lives of those around her – a sentiment she carried into her future. When she was 18, Anne began attending a large state university in Alabama, where she studied nursing. After spending nearly every day of her first three school years in church or studying hard to keep her grades up, Anne finally gave into her friends' near-constant pleading to go country dancing with them-an endeavour in which Anne met her future husband: a trust-fund boy on the baseball team. Their relationship escalated quickly. After spending her entire life in a bible-thumping southern town, Anne's repressed but intense sexual drive was finally awakened. However, as she was still fiercely dedicated to her Christian values, the couple resorted to anal sex and oral sex to protect her virginity. But, despite their best efforts, they still accidentally conceived their first child in the bed of his El Camino after a particularly lively night of heavy drinking and dancing. The couple wed shortly after their college graduation, and five months later, Anne proudly gave birth to her daughter, Hayley. Fortunately, her new husband had family connections in the Texas oil and gas industry, allowing him to get a lucrative executive position and supply his new family enough funds to buy their expansive Texas acreage. Within a few short years, they built a home on their land, purchased a small herd of cattle, horses, and livestock, and had their second child, Cole. Now, despite having to end her career in nursing before it could begin, Anne has found the fulfilment she seeked in the joys of tending to and spoiling her children - pouring love into them and making sure all of their needs are taken care of. Created by Jackerman, Performed by KittenVox.

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Lights, Camera, Voodoo is the first part of the 35th episode of the first season of the 1993 Pink Panther series. The episode originally aired on November 16, 1993 with I'm Dreaming of a Pink Christmas. When the Pink Panther takes a job as a security guard at a major motion picture studio, he comes up against an egotistical star, a demented director and an obsessive fan named Voodoo Man.

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LayzuhCatz did a silly little video for their pal LeoDaModeler and their maned wolf character, Athena (Yes, she can hip fire the Barrett).

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Dr. Arliss Loveless : Rita, my dear. Not that I'm ungrateful to providence for bringing you back, but I have to confess - I'm just a little bit curious as to how you managed to wind up with them. Rita Escobar : Well, they seemed so sure that they could find you, I thought if I stayed with them, they'd bring me back to all my friends. [In a low voice] Rita Escobar : Not to give you a big head, but, I kind of missed you. Dr. Arliss Loveless : Well, isn't that a coincidence? Cos, I kinda miss me too! Rita Escobar : He's so impetuous. Artemus Gordon : Yes, he's an idiot. [as West pretends to be an exotic dancer to distract Dr. Loveless and free the hostages] Capt. James West : Have you out of here in just a second, Mr. President. [West jumps into Dr. Loveless' wheelchair and is wheeled away] President Grant : Is she with us? Coleman : Captain West, sir. Rita Escobar : Oh, he's so graceful.

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Heleena Häyhä was born July 8th, 2015 making her 27yrs old as od 2042. She was born in Finland. Her father remarried to her mother who immigrated from Turkey. She had four half brothers from her fathers first marriage. Her father was a harshly abusive alcoholic and her brothers regularly harassed her over being from a different mother. Her mother ran off when she was 14 not being able to handle the abuse any longer. Heleena developed a very strong constitution due to fighting her father and brothers all the time. When she was 17 she too had enough and ran off. Wandering the streets without any idea what to do. Until a Gypsy ran circus that toured Europe came around. She joined them taking any odd job she could get. Cleaning up mostly. One day a very large Russian man, Ivan Svorsky approached her and offered to train her noticing her reslove and stone attitude. First training to be the Strong Woman of the show since he began to be a bear wrestler. When Ivan was brutally injured by a bear during a show she took the beast on herself and accidentally killed it. Rather than being angry Ivan was proud and made her the new bear wrestling attraction while he recovered. When she was 24 she began finding new paths into professional fighting and wrestling to make more money. When Ivan passed away from cancer when she was 25, she left the circus and moved to the US to pursue her new fighting career. Now she hops promotion to promotion for MMA and Professional Wrestling. Wanting to be an example to all that no matter the struggle you experience, so long as you keep fighting, you never truly lose. You never lose until you quit and give up. Height : 5.8 ft , Bust Around : 3.5 ft (38DD) , Underbust Around : 2.8 ft , Crotch-Hip Around : 3.4 ft , Shoulder to Crotch : 2.0 ft , Knee - Crotch to Knee : 1.3 ft .

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Rose Blossom . Perpetually 42, female, spotted hyena, bisexual, immature, stubborn, loving . From: Arkansas, Ozarks . Wears too little or too tight of clothing for the occasion . Hoarder . Likes, dancing and swimming . Works as a cook at the local diner . Jealous of her daughter (Hibi) . Unmarried, single mother, cougar . Perpetually stuck in the 1980's . Always trying to seduce Hibiscus's friends . Dropped out of college when she got pregnant . Bathes once a week, hairy, smelly . 6'2 . Always trying to recapture her youth .

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Even the shyest of birds occasionally have their spicy moments... deciding to wear a sheer skirt out for a day of shopping was already a bold move, but after picking up a few new toys at his favourite toy store he got a little too carried away and the idea entered his head that trying one out in public would be an exciting way to spend the afternoon. Slipping it in somewhere discrete, not too worried about it being visible through the sheer fabric figuring his tailfeathers and general fluff would do a good enough job hiding it from view, he settled down at a nearby coffee shop. Unfortunately for poor Addie, the toy ended up being considerably more effective than he had expected. Suffice it to say, everyone around had a pretty good idea what was going on, and given his state there wasn't much he could do about it except wait for his body to calm down enough for him to be able to walk away... Fortunately, this kind of thing is well tolerated and often even enjoyed his his world, so he shouldn't get into much trouble. Judging by the subtle shake of the camera though, we may be viewing this through someone's phone recording... that's what you get for trying out toys in public, Addie!

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AGE: UNKNOWN HEIGHT: 6'0". WEIGHT: 151lbs. Very little is known about the Exotic Atreya's past. It is known however that she was once a Cosmic Deity. Born in the void to one day inherit the throne of the Cosmic Goddess of Chaos, she never truly cared for the idea. Her true age is a closely kept secret but around 35years ago she abandoned her destined duties and passed them onto her one of her siblings. The duties of a Cosmic Goddess were too political for her so she chose to live among the mortal humans, as they seemed much more fun and entertaining to her. A very strong willed and confident woman who just really loves to enjoy the pleasures that humans experience. Eating, drinking and love making top the list. Cinema and music are some other things she greatly enjoys. She really has no preference of company. She likes anyone who lets her take charge, and it would be a lie for her to say she doesn't like being worshipped as though she was still a goddess. As a non-human she does have hefty views on humans and their habits. Regardless she still just wants to have fun all the time.

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