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catbasedneuralnetworks

For more info on the Alamo Drafthouse, visit www.Drafthouse.com.

alamodrafthouse

Bang, bang, shoot em' up, destiny Bang, bang, shoot em' up to the moon Bang, bang, shoot em' up one, two, three (One, two, three, four!) I wanted to be a spaceman That's what I wanted to be But now that I am a spaceman Nobody cares about me Hey mother earth Won't 'cha bring me back down Safely to the sea But 'round and around and around and around Is all she ever say to me I wanted to make a good run I wanted to go to the moon I knew that it had to be fun I told 'em to send me real soon I wanted to be a spaceman I wanted to be it so bad But now that I am a spaceman I'd rather be back on the pad

spacemanjohn

Tick tock

idbuythatforafewdollarsmore

What, Lorraine? What?

esplain

max, I'm going to impart some wisdom to you that my grandfather passed down to me. He was a glass-is-half-full type of guy. And when things looked completely hopeless, he'd gently place his hand on my shoulder, usually when we were alone on the porch in front a setting sun, and he would say, 'Just because a body is dead doesn't mean you cant fuck the corpse. Always look on the brightside.'

babycumback

Tony Soprano attempts to create a podcast (all voices done by me)

gabagool

Show Me What You Got!

sw3desperation

Outer space, or just space, is the void that exists between celestial bodies, including Earth.

spacecool

Pikachu! You know that there's no one so... I choose you! There's no else that I'd rather... Have you by my side! 'N you can help me win this fight! Because we need to face the challenge that's ahead! Pikachu! You know there is no other... I choose you! Because you are my brother... In this game we play! And if we have to go all day! So w'can leave the other masters far behind! I've been training all my life! Waiting all this time... For this moment to arrive! 'N now that it's here... I don't have the fear! Cuz there's nothing left to hide! It's me and you! And there's nothing that we can't do! Cuz in the Pokémon world! Even masters hafta learn! They will always find something new! Pikachu! You know that there's no one so... I choose you! There's no else that I'd rather... Have you by my side! 'N you can help me win this fight! Because we need to face the challenge that's ahead! Pikachu! You know there is no other... I choose you! Because you are my brother... In this game we play! And if we have to go all day! So we can leave the other masters far behind! I will never doubt the dream... As long you're with me! I know we can reach the top! We're the greatest team! This game has ever seen! And we're never ever stop! Pikachu! You know you are the one! I choose you! There's no else that I'd rather... Have you by my side! 'N you can help me win this fight! Because we need to face the challenge that's ahead! Pikachu! It's you and me! I choose you! Pikachu! You and me forever! I choose you! Pikachu! You and me! I choose you

pikachuichooseyou

They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin' dirty Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty My music so loud I'm swangin They hopin that they gonna catch me ridin' dirty Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty

TrynaCatchMee

tony toponi the guy mouse in a dress works as a cafeteria guy in a school.drawing by me

tonygaylunch

cart two miles an hour monster hunter world death noob

MHWCart

Hello! I have been following your tweets for the past two days, and have come to the conclusion you do not deserve to have Raymond on your island. He is my comfort character and seeing him in an environment not meant for him brings me anxiety, so I will be expecting a reply to this DM when you have him in boxes and ready to relinquish him to someone who will treasure him like he deserves.

itlookslikenewmaomao

When I needed an idea for a YTMND, this hit me like an RKO when I was limpin with the bizkit. YEAH! BRING IT ON!

itaintthathard

Yet another lame You Spin Me. Downvote and move on.

Hildaspin

Found it somewhere there is snow. This reminds me of the name of a Mario Kart Track: Rainbow Road. Took a picture of it.

RainbowRd

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

If you are a child or teenager, do not consume porn yet, because you will end up like these idiots, it is better to be 18 years old.

pornisnotgoodforkids

Your politics boor me

boringpolitics

please let me see the kids again selia

sevenrelics

Snoot_TV spins me right round round round

snootspin

People always ask me why i'm terrified of escalators, well this is why

fearandrespectdaescalator

Follow the recipe in your Game Genie guide to get unlimited Cakes!

lazytownnes

M. Bison is getting ready to roll those dice. Or is that his fighting stance....

bisonwants7or11

Jonchter Carrymont enters the inner sanctum of the White House and prepares to do battle with the evil Buschcula... or does he?

vote5polandvania

Help me.

DOOBADABADEEBADABA

Doomed or not even doomed?

tweetydoom

Now I have notice a lot of comments about the lack of "oh yeah" in my YTMND. But I also have recieved a lot of comments praising me on Greig's "In the hall of the moutain king". So I thought to myself "why not both"

koolaidberlin

It was just a thought... enjoy. I'm a YTMND-sponsoring fool. **Now with captions** As a side note, let me thank all of you who complian about sponsorship. Glad to know you'd rather leech than support community.

picardcomputer