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It doesn't matter if you're blind or have disabilities, Windows XP is right for you!

blindxp

special thanks to AndySavage for the show file and napalmnabuco for scaring me into eternal insomnia

conanslastshow

if you can identify all of the elements of this image you have officially passed the canadian citizenship test congratulations (I UPDATED WITH ALL THE STUFF YOU PEOPLE TOLD ME TO ADD NOW STOP TELLING ME TO ADD STUFF)

canadianheaven

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

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falsebeliefparties

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jesusorgay

It came to me in a nightmare.

nightmarefatty

This is possibly the greatest BBQ add ever, or sex with animals type of thing, but not exactly.

dontfeedtheanimals

This is more of an inside joke but still kinda funny if you have a stupid humor like me.

yaydancinganimals

Popcorn cover, shred guitar. All rythm and solo guitars played by me. Badass solo. My hard rock band: myspace.com/freetofail Demo forthcoming.

popcornshred

This is my first attempt at a synchronized ytmnd. I took all the pictures with a digital camera and made the background music in fruityloops studio. *update* sync is good enough for me now. nobody watches these things for too long, hehehehe.

stopbilly

Go ahead--sing along. Annoy your neighbors. :)

ytmndkaraoke

Oh Robert Shaw! Eaten again!

iinviteyoutobiteme

Jack Black turns out to be the real Fifth Element. Evil steps off. C'mon. Kiss isn't that bad. It was this song that gave me the idea for this site too! And it's a site about ROCK. Not metal. Jeez! You wouldn't even let me use The Who! Poor AskAak.

awesomepowerofrock

Let me see that grill!!

themedievalgrill

if someone already did this tell me ill lol

thanewpi

Is this symbolism or a metaphor?

alstohasnevervoted

WHAT IS LOVE BABY DON'T HURT ME DON'T HURT ME NO MORE

whatiscullens

Zap me five.

zapmefive

Pardon me plz Pardon me. I'm sorry I'm so sparkly.

jipjop

Some douchebag getting his cock serviced says a funny joke. yes i have a watermark i don't feel like buying or torrenting magic gifmakers. i hope the quality is clearly reflected in the final website

bonenan

What could you possible want me to say?!

catbasedneuralnetworks

For more info on the Alamo Drafthouse, visit www.Drafthouse.com.

alamodrafthouse

Bang, bang, shoot em' up, destiny Bang, bang, shoot em' up to the moon Bang, bang, shoot em' up one, two, three (One, two, three, four!) I wanted to be a spaceman That's what I wanted to be But now that I am a spaceman Nobody cares about me Hey mother earth Won't 'cha bring me back down Safely to the sea But 'round and around and around and around Is all she ever say to me I wanted to make a good run I wanted to go to the moon I knew that it had to be fun I told 'em to send me real soon I wanted to be a spaceman I wanted to be it so bad But now that I am a spaceman I'd rather be back on the pad

spacemanjohn

Tick tock

idbuythatforafewdollarsmore

What, Lorraine? What?

esplain

max, I'm going to impart some wisdom to you that my grandfather passed down to me. He was a glass-is-half-full type of guy. And when things looked completely hopeless, he'd gently place his hand on my shoulder, usually when we were alone on the porch in front a setting sun, and he would say, 'Just because a body is dead doesn't mean you cant fuck the corpse. Always look on the brightside.'

babycumback

Tony Soprano attempts to create a podcast (all voices done by me)

gabagool

Show Me What You Got!

sw3desperation

The annoyance of becoming an Asian Bitch temporarily converted C-Wizzy to Nintendo

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