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cockshot

Major Tom Arnold's circuit's dead, there's something wrong...

majortomisdead

This was supposed to be an entry for the "Funky Worm" contest, but even though it's 10:46PM (Eastern time) on March 23, I can't check the little box that says, "This is a contest entry"! Dammit!

therockisverysubtle

A simple ytmnd the whole family can enjoy! (So simple, in fact, I'm not sure that it hasn't been done before. I didn't see it turn up when I searched "snuggie," but that doesn't mean it's not there. If it ex

jumpuptogetdown

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rikerso9

we'll find you and we'll kill you

excape

Luke decides that joining a mall gym is not for him.

dagobad

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kingcantescape

I'm goin out tonight.

candhandlemysax

Neo keeps on kicking and kicking! There's no stopping this young free man!

neokeepskicking

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han

The following drawings are sh*t and were rushed, I can do much better 1.Sean 2. N*GG* 3.Page with Brian Peppers. Theyre bad cuz I didn't want to waste too much of my life making them. Any actual artist will probably downvote because they can tell where I

YTMNSketch

Yes, we have no bananas.

thicknesswise

He's not giving advice about being touched either.. I'm using this Sound clip again... I can't fing any others :'(

SonicMK

Now you too can sing along with famous YTMND songs. Hopefully this syncs, cause I don't feel like messing with it anymore. :P

ytmndkaraoketet

if you can identify all of the elements of this image you have officially passed the canadian citizenship test congratulations (I UPDATED WITH ALL THE STUFF YOU PEOPLE TOLD ME TO ADD NOW STOP TELLING ME TO ADD STUFF)

canadianheaven

I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS

ISFYCSMN

a black man discovers a dormant passion that leads him on a journey to find his true calling

faggylongfilm

batman to all points. i could use some air support. since i can't fly. at all.

nowwouldbegood

If we share hour thoughts and friends ships we can all grow.

choosefilenofilechosencho

MMMMM, DEAD FADS! Hellboy10 chasing Telamon so he can blox him, again. (This contains in-jokes. Hurpderp.)

telamonchase

Pikachu! You know that there's no one so... I choose you! There's no else that I'd rather... Have you by my side! 'N you can help me win this fight! Because we need to face the challenge that's ahead! Pikachu! You know there is no other... I choose you! Because you are my brother... In this game we play! And if we have to go all day! So w'can leave the other masters far behind! I've been training all my life! Waiting all this time... For this moment to arrive! 'N now that it's here... I don't have the fear! Cuz there's nothing left to hide! It's me and you! And there's nothing that we can't do! Cuz in the Pokémon world! Even masters hafta learn! They will always find something new! Pikachu! You know that there's no one so... I choose you! There's no else that I'd rather... Have you by my side! 'N you can help me win this fight! Because we need to face the challenge that's ahead! Pikachu! You know there is no other... I choose you! Because you are my brother... In this game we play! And if we have to go all day! So we can leave the other masters far behind! I will never doubt the dream... As long you're with me! I know we can reach the top! We're the greatest team! This game has ever seen! And we're never ever stop! Pikachu! You know you are the one! I choose you! There's no else that I'd rather... Have you by my side! 'N you can help me win this fight! Because we need to face the challenge that's ahead! Pikachu! It's you and me! I choose you! Pikachu! You and me forever! I choose you! Pikachu! You and me! I choose you

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corde

Sam Winchester only has one facial expression, and that's The Pout. But we love him anyway.

Moosepout

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

welcome to our wedding!! we hope you can come

christinaandjacob

Clip from movie "Jingle All The Way" with added sound.. You can briefly see Ahnold

lalalaspree

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corndogsquirell

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insing

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wehoot