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-'ing comments is awesome and shows how much you disapprove of someone else's thoughts. Too bad it is a totally meaningless gesture.

shitstains

After a hard daze rest, work comes easy.

moonpit

Gru from "Despicable Me" and his minions rocking out to "Money For Nothing"

minionsfornothing

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despicableme

Final report of the commercial starship Nostromo, third officer reporting. The other members of the crew, Kane, Lambert, Parker, Brett, Ash and Captain Dallas, are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.

nostromo

Norman Bates cuts the cake

goaheadnorman

Killing is making a choice; choose between one life or the other.

racheldawes

After the Great Cleansing, Isla Portada has become almost inhospitable. Much to their dismay, the surviving residents of the flood find themselves in a dire position without a reliable home to call their own. And so, with hope and determination in their hearts, in the face of almost sheer hopelessness, they set out across the great expanse--the much fabled Great Ocean of Serendipity--in search of salvation, leaving the only home they have ever known. What lies across these waters? Does the ocean give way to a n impassable network of islands that the stormy waves cannot penetrate? Is there even an end, or are the azure waters simply the eternal backdrop of a cruel God's domain? Can they ever find a new place to call home, or has their journey at sea become their final unrelenting torment?

unchartedwaters

Describe your feelings in three words or less.

iamarnold

Who are you to accuse me?

nicesackman

I did not hit her. It's bullshit. I did not.

everybody-betray-me

store me

imbackforlikeafewdaysthenfuckyouj

Me and a friend recording stupid shit on my stereo in 1991 when we were 8 years old. Just a couple of country boys with 12 inch cocks

thatchemistry

Sad anime girl or boy being forlorn to Metal Gear music of Holly

Sadanimekid

Inconsiderate juror's phone goes off informing him of a Voat 5 while the serious trial is in session. Instead of turning it off, he just decides to look like a pedo. OR..... this is the face one makes with expected reaction when one farts. OR..... <Comment with YOUR own gripping storyline!>

trYTMNDent

DM ME LOL

naziforest

5am and drunk. random background sound got me drunk thinking. I dont even know why i thought it was funny anymore

craiemenetmnd

This song was recorded from a German radio station called NDR between 1982 and 1984. Search (online) has been active since the early 2000s, when the song was made available online, and to this day no one has been able to give any accurate and correct information about the origin of the song. Facts like the band's nationality and exact year of recording are unknown, and to this day, we have not gotten any information about the whereabouts of the authors, or even the correct title of the song. Apparently there is no alternative online register/archive of this song, since the only source we have of this song is from the cassette tape that Darius recorded from the radio. Recently, a Reddit user found that in the chorus of this song, a synth called Yamaha DX7 was used, there's a preset called Syn-Lead 5, and it's exactly the same sound they used in the song, the Yamaha DX7 was released in 1983, so we may have a basis that the song was probably recorded in 1984, or late 1983.

TMMSOTI

glad to be back

elevatornazi

ME ULTRA RARE FRAMPTON COMES ALIVE 8-TRACK, DESTROYED! PTKFGS Version of https://patchy.ytmnd.com/

pottyparrot

they are fighting me for control over whether who gets to win their fight and

theyarefightingaboutme

K, KK Wind in my face, I'm capping peels At the end I'm saving my race, only then can I chill But till then, don't ever try to stagnate the magnate When it's racial holy war, never make the Mac wait I just add weight to the madness till the blacks break In a holy drag race where fags get the gas face In the first place, Whites got no motherfucking business coming in last place Our birth traits tell us just to go We're more advanced than our earthmates I came into the game on a ad break and I'm late night like a really bad date The protagonist, and I narrate in text-to-hate-speech, it's pretty rad So let's go If we don't work then they won't die Time keeps running like a river, it's so fly In the mind of a nigger killer there's no lie Can't stop gunning 'cause I'm cooking them pork pies, go Russell Brand he trying to do me like Joe Pyne The show's so bovine, it's towing the foe's line I keep a crowd terrified bringing the pro fight I'm verified White Pride World Wide and no more kikes Yo, go, you know the cancellers don't like My cancer ate your culture, now the cannons is blown wide Please, you ain't fucking with no amateur troll guy We Whites are known for more than just making the scores high, go Yo, over the top of the coal pile I got every nigger mean mugging me the whole while But nah, I won't stop, won't drop, won't retire I am my own supplier, selling arms to the buyer The torch to the liar, the dorms are on fire The kikey cremator, each morn I set the pyre They requested my YT, I replied "but why?" Tell me that I been wiped clean, they ain't even lied Go through like a White king, the terrors of the tribe The motorcar's alive, it grins homicide Testing the Moon will begin a genocide No matter which corner of the globe you reside Now vote 5, like and subscribe When it comes to the job getting done, what am I? The god of the racial war, praise the Lord If anybody disagree with me then raise your sword I'm Agent Orange, poisonous and racist poems And the fire keeps raging on Listen to me I won't Don't stop, nope, I don't quit Yo, I don't stop, yo, I don't quit KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KK! KK

koolkangkanye

parory of lol internet or what

Walfasmisc

If I told you guys I stole the gif from tenor, would you believe me?

bike-race

WHY AM I ON FIRE PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME I AM BURNING ALIVE

iamonfirehelpmeplease

Does no one on this site reference any new media that came out after the early 2000s? That's over 15 years ago now, and all I see is nostalgia-bait shit that become popular. If it ain't referencing the Minecraft movie, or some big website like 4chan or X, we would still be stuck loading 4 meg sites with a 56k modem. Has modern American culture become so boring that no one wants to even reference it? Y'all, go to Newgrounds sometime and find some interesting shit to pull from, because I don't find this funny, or relevant to modern culture, or even to sub-culture. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal

superbowlbus3

The Jitz (who is working for Cyberdyne Systems) has Marty McFly terminated when Marty is caught breaking both company policy and the law. Back to the Future, Terminator. May need to refresh site to sync or try firefox.

TheJitzTerminatesMcFly

A sneak preview of FOX's post election coverage. Vote Republican or a million terrorists will come kill your families....... What fear politics?

decision2006

I died from an overdose. This is the amount of pizza eaten by me and housemates over a year.

f4t4lp1zz40v3rd053

Maybe it's just me, but that is one phallic logo.

subliminalgayfuel