| ?The Ultimate Showdown |
STARSBarry |
(3.74) |
6,203 |
2006-01-05 |
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description:
one hell of a crazy song but kick ass
domain:
tusoud
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| ?pale white ass (an asshole's view) slightly mo... |
falcon176 |
(3.74) |
5,931 |
2006-10-02 |
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description:
zzzzzzzzzzzz
domain:
shittyandboringsitethatidiotslikeandpay130for
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| ?THUNDERCLEESE! |
Brooklyn |
(3.74) |
6,819 |
2005-05-21 |
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description:
THUNDERCLEESE! what a bad ass
domain:
thundercleese
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| ?R.I.P. Chef (South Park) |
nyjolie |
(3.74) |
6,381 |
2006-03-13 |
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description:
Isaac Hayes quits South ass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">Park because he's been brainwashed by Scientology.
domain:
screwscientology
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| ?banana phone |
justin-credible |
(3.74) |
9,789 |
2006-04-24 |
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description:
banana phone, bannanna, funny, ytmnd, sh*t, crap, ass, f*ck, hilary duff, britney spears, lindsey lohan
domain:
bananaphizone
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| ?Reservoir Gay Niggaz |
DarthWang |
(3.74) |
3,135 |
2016-09-24 |
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description:
Eight niggaz eat mushrooms at an H-Town diner before executing their planned console heist. Six of them use aliases: Mr. Gay, Mr. Mexican-ass Nigga, Mr. Bitch, Mr. Mushroom Nigga, Mr. Deal-Dough, and Mr. Fat Bitch. The others are mob boss Chad Warden and his son and underboss, "Fanboy" Anthony Perez, who are responsible for planning the job.
After fleeing the scene of the crime, Fat Bitch drives Mexican-ass Nigga to the rendezvous in one of Chad's warehouses. Mexican-ass Nigga, having been shot during the escape, is severely bleeding out. Deal-Dough arrives in an angry mood; he believes the job was a setup and that the Wii fanboys were waiting for them. Fat Bitch informs him that Bitch is dead and that both Mushroom Nigga and Gay are missing. He also mentions that Gay murdered several Xbox fans during the heist. As he and Chad are old friends, Fat Bitch is furious that he would employ such a "gay nigga". Deal-Dough reveals that he has hidden the consoles nearby, but argues with Fat Bitch over whether or not they should get medical attention for Mexican-ass Nigga.
Gay arrives and tells the others that Anthony is en route to meet them. He then brings out a kidnapped Wii fanboy, Nick Bass, and has Fat Bitch and Deal-Dough beat him for information about who set them up. Anthony arrives and orders them to retrieve the consoles and ditch the caddies, leaving Gay in charge of Bass and Mexican-ass Nigga. Bass denies knowing anything, but Gay ignores him and resumes the torture, cutting off his dick with a Wii controller. He then tries to set Bass on fire, but is subsequently shot dead by Mexican-ass Nigga. Mexican-ass Nigga explains that he is really Mario and that Nintendo have been tracking him.
When Anthony, Deal-Dough, and Fat Bitch return, Mexican-ass Nigga tries to convince them that Gay planned to kill them and steal the consoles for himself. After finishing off Bass, Anthony accuses him of lying, since Gay was loyal to Sony. Chad then arrives with news that the Wii fanboys have found and killed Mushroom Nigga. Having found proof of Mexican-ass Nigga's true loyalties, he moves to run up on him, but Fat Bitch intervenes and holds him at gunpoint. Anthony in turn points his own weapon at Fat Bitch, creating an illegal Mexican standoff. The three shoot some niggaz; both True Niggaz are killed, and Fat Bitch and Mexican-ass Nigga are mortally wounded.
Spooked, Deal-Dough takes the consoles and flees. As Fat Bitch cradles the dying Mexican-ass Nigga in his arms, the latter confesses the truth. Without saying a word, Fat Bitch aims his last bullet at Mexican-ass Nigga's head. Nintendo storm the warehouse and order Fat Bitch to drop his gun. Gunshots sound and Fat Bitch collapses.
domain:
reservoirs
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| ?Miracle my ass!! |
jonjonleprekon |
(3.74) |
2,193 |
2006-02-16 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
miraclemyass
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| ?Alizée's Animated Ass |
KirbySSB |
(3.74) |
11,290 |
2006-05-24 |
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description:
domain:
animatedalizee
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| ?Girl Goes Bonkers on Maury |
beautyofmachines |
(3.74) |
4,127 |
2007-01-18 |
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description:
Girl recently finds out that some balla-ass gangsta fathered her kid. She's pretty happy, as you can see. She proceeded to do this bitchin' dance.
domain:
clubmaury
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| ?VIDA GUERRA GOT A FAT ASS |
Chaosmarine32 |
(3.74) |
7,701 |
2005-10-06 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
vidaguerrafatass
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| ?Suspicious Iraqi Car? |
Tpeiffer08 |
(3.74) |
11,046 |
2005-10-08 |
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description:
Iraq, ridin' spinnaz, n****r, n*gg*, cloudsong, stole my bike, batman, katrina, picard, boobs, tits, f*ck, ass, c*nt, f*ck, titay, whore, suck, lick, emo, price is right, bush, kerry,
domain:
iraqispinnaz
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| ?The lord sees all |
GenesisHell |
(3.74) |
1,983 |
2005-11-30 |
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description:
Lol lord sees all my ass
domain:
Thelordseesall
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| ?Moonman's Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) |
Raamrod |
(3.74) |
2,652 |
2008-10-09 |
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description:
Half-assed attempt at a Moonman song.
domain:
moonmanprettyfly
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| ?South Park Uses "N" Word (refresh) |
DryvBy |
(3.74) |
3,563 |
2007-04-20 |
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description:
A slightly altered version of the "N" Word episode of South ass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">Park. Enjoy and suggest things to add to this as well.
Sorry this doesn't sync up 100% correctly at times.
domain:
southass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">parknword
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| ?GMan does NOT have a wonderful time parking in t... |
Shimbozy |
(3.73) |
3,118 |
2006-06-01 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
gmanhandicapped
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| ?Alex Albrecht Would Take It In The Ass |
imaciman |
(3.73) |
4,242 |
2006-12-31 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
alexalbrecht
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| ?BISONS ASS!! |
drevilz4l |
(3.73) |
6,743 |
2005-07-18 |
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description:
Best Movie Ever!!!
domain:
bisonass
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| ?Ajax kicks ass |
InvaderMB |
(3.73) |
4,998 |
2006-01-27 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
ajaxbat
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| ?(nsfw) South Park Aristocrats Joke |
gillz |
(3.73) |
4,337 |
2005-09-03 |
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description:
A funny joke from The Aristocrats, performed from Cartman.
domain:
southass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">parkjoke
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| ?Animals Love: Ass & Titties |
stainable |
(3.73) |
9,257 |
2005-12-17 |
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description:
Loop fixed (I think)
domain:
animaltitties
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| ?Back Dat Ass up |
RerouteX2XRemain |
(3.73) |
2,575 |
2006-02-06 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
Triass
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| ?Put Your Ass Into It |
zchangu |
(3.73) |
3,111 |
2006-04-02 |
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description:
Put your *ss into it!
domain:
assintoit
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| ?Elevator SHAFT! |
demsthenes |
(3.73) |
1,653 |
2006-10-13 |
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description:
DON'T FALL IN THIS SHAFT. HE'LL KICK YO ASS! OH SH*T, WHAT IS NEXT FOR SHAFT?!?!
domain:
elevatorshaft
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| ?Linkin Park KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!! |
Davewearspanties62 |
(3.73) |
2,583 |
2007-09-09 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
benningtonkhan
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| ?Linkin Park steals from... |
nightmare975 |
(3.73) |
66,228 |
2008-02-05 |
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description:
Numb is played in the left speaker, Pushing Me Away is on the right.
domain:
linkinass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">parksoundsthesame
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| ?birdman kicked my ass |
tatintuut |
(3.73) |
1,532 |
2009-02-24 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
birdmanwillis
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| ?Funny Cite |
Goyutan |
(3.73) |
605 |
2010-01-19 |
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description:
ass
domain:
policepolice
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| ?What I Damn Well Better See When I Die Or God... |
TVsFrank |
(3.73) |
2,598 |
2007-03-31 |
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description:
And the drumming was good, for the Jeith Moonham was there.
domain:
damnwellbetterseewhenidie
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| ?(nsfw) How a broke-ass loser doesn't answe... |
DonaldMcRonald |
(3.73) |
3,278 |
2007-12-02 |
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description:
Believe or not.
domain:
broke-ass
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| ?Jurassic Park 4: Dinosaurs With Guns |
Dactyl |
(3.72) |
4,409 |
2007-08-17 |
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description:
for reals, though
domain:
screenplay-by-bill-watterson
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