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http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/12/20/trump-secures-victory-in-electoral-college-as-bid-to-flip-electors-flops.html Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote on Monday and secured his election as the 45th president of the United States, as the latest – and perhaps last – stop-Trump movement failed to gain traction in state capitals. A fervent push by anti-Trump forces to persuade electors to defect had turned the normally mundane civic procedure into high drama. But Trump easily surpassed the 270 electoral votes needed to win, as representatives tabbed to cast ballots in accordance with their states’ Nov. 8 decision mostly adhered to the election results. After all the states had voted, Trump finished with 304 votes and Clinton had 227. Texas put Trump over the top, despite two Republican electors casting protest votes. Indiana Gov. Mike Pence afterward tweeted "congratulations" to his running mate while saying he was "honored & humbled" to be officially elected the next vice president. Republican National Committee Co-Chair Sharon Day urged Trump’s detractors to stop fighting his election, now that his victory is affirmed. “This historic election is now officially over and I look forward to President-elect Trump taking the oath of office in January,” she said in a statement. “For the good of the country, Democrats must stop their cynical attempts to undermine the legitimacy of this election, which Donald Trump won decisively in the Electoral College with more votes than any Republican since 1988.” Elector antics were few and far between throughout the day, with most the disruptions occurring on the Democratic side. A Democratic elector in Maine tried to vote for Sen. Bernie Sanders, but switched to Clinton after it was ruled improper. Another who tried to vote for Sanders in Minnesota was replaced; a Colorado elector who tried to back Ohio Gov. John Kasich likewise was replaced. One of the biggest deviations was in Washington state, where three electors voted for Colin Powell and one voted for “Faith Spotted Eagle;” the remaining eight went to Clinton, the state’s winner. It marked the first time in four decades the state's electors broke from the popular vote. Washington Secretary of State Kim Wyman vowed to work with the state attorney general and charge the four unfaithful electors with a violation of Washington state civil law. Such violations carry a fine up to $1,000. With Trump’s win now secured, a joint session of Congress is scheduled for Jan. 6 to certify the results. Trump’s clear Electoral College victory could serve to deter any further last-ditch efforts to effectively nullify his November win and prevent his inauguration, though the battle may shift next to his Cabinet picks. Few expected the “faithless elector” push to imperil Trump’s victory on Monday. Only one Republican elector – Texas’ Chris Suprun – publicly stated he would vote for an alternative candidate. (He backed Kasich, while another Texas elector used his ballot to vote for former congressman Ron Paul.) More than three dozen Republicans would have had to abandon Trump to complicate his path to the presidency. But GOP electors still faced immense pressure -- with some even receiving threats -- from Trump foes in the run-up to Monday’s Electoral College vote. Those urging disorder in state capitals often cited Clinton’s popular-vote win, by roughly 2.6 million votes (though how many of those voters are legal citizens, also currently alive is uncertain), over Trump in November.

godemperor

Since December 4, 2005, each week Darth Vader has sung a They Might Be Giants song. Starting with Particle Man and going on to No!

vaderwiththeymightbegiants

Gman no!!!

Gmanisaracist

dj caffeine, f*ck on cocaine, no country for old men gay

nocuntry

I'm not being a post-modern ironic, 20-something 80's-born faggot, this movie is good, despite being drenched in the culture of maybe the worst era in humankind. Solid and tightly wound screen-writing, good gags, decent acting, a lot of credit should go to the actor who played Bernie, best physical comedy that had happened in ages. You know, a lot of people thought physical comedy was DEAD, for many, many years. After all, it had it's a main-stay of silent-era movies, and a hold-over from the Vaudeville days, so many people labelled it as old-timey and therefore, it would never be funny again. Jim Carey made a whole lot of damn money proving them wrong and I think it stands as a testament to the fact that anything that was popular at any point and history can be brought back to some extent. Maybe YTMND, too.

foop

Yeah, even in reverse, it's no less weird. Not a judgement on furries, so much as odd practices and their universal...universeness. Maybe aliens would do the same thing...XD

skinsuiting

Dedicated to the best songs on all the classic games. Suggestions and requests accepted. No promises, though!

gmvgm5

I DONT NEED NO INSTRUCTIONS TO KNOW HOW TO ROCK

instructionstorock

Guild Wars has no class

gwnc

My first lame attempt at sound editing/mixing. I'm not as good as SirLemming / Kassius / etc, sorry :P

cosbyplaysjazz

Dick's Sporting Goods and BJ's together? It was meant to be!

sooohappytogether

Just a thought, since the actual ones are also sponsored by companies. Hey, if it keeps YTMND here I have no problems whatsoever.

heyifitkeepsusafloat

LOL NEXT UP IS THE CRAZIEST BOSS I THINK THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS REALLY BECAUSE THIS ONE MAKES NO SENSE ANYWAY MEGA MAN WINS BY TURNING INTO THE BOSS WTF HE CAN'T DO THAT LOL

mik3mman

jon voight doesn't believe in miracles.

voight2

Just a kool hunkler 70s p0rno mustache goode time™ with two of my flavorite duderz, England Danny and Johne Ford Van Damme. From the AnklerMan 2™ SoundTracke now available on iTunes, CD, and 8-tracke.

faggotmarvcoke

Inspired (or ripped off from, take your pick) by the Darth Vader Final Answer ytmnds (darthmillionaire.ytmnd.com and darthmillionaire2.ytmnd.com). The Emperor tries his luck at winning a million.

palpmillionaire

Stupid Joke? Yes. I'm annoying? Yes. Do I care? No.

ebayuniverse

You are in a Katamari for the first, and last, time. Beleive me, there is no second time. (Note: The entire kitchen is in the Katamari, you see the rest of it outside the window)

Katmarilasttime

The AoStH PSA, with a touch of MC Hammer.

mchammeradvice

Homer Knows what's bad and what's good. UPDATE 3: The duds were removed, and the whole things has been spruced up, rearranged, and added onto.

homertellsit

Oh no Paul, you is a wharwilf. Note: I don't take credit for the humor in any of my MST3K YTMND's; just finding the humor and putting it into a YTMND to share with my fellow MSTies and YTMNDers. ^_^

mst3kindianchant

5 stars of carbonated goodness!

colawha

oh no! he died!

returntostart

good!

Qitten

Had a good idea. Thought it would be a good idea. So I made the idea a YTMND.

hakmed

There ain't no disputin' "Mad Monk" Rasputin.

RasputinNoDisputin

good news fro anime fans, especially for fans of one piece

onepiecefansrejoice

no description given.

sonicoreily

still not as good as Chowdah

happy-things

A good time to bail out.

awkward-date