LOL KHAN IS WATCHING FUTURAMA AND GETS EXCITED BECAUSE HE SEES A SHOW ABOUT HIS PLANET BUT THEN HE REALIZES THAT SINCE IT'S CSI THEY'RE PROBABLY INVESTIGATING HOW HE MURDERED PEOPLE WITH CETI EELS
These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume, the sweetest honey is loathsome in his own deliciousness, and in the taste confounds the appetite. Therefore love moderately, long love doth so, too swift arrives as tardy as too slow.
LOL IN THIS OLD SITKHAAAAN, CAAAAAAPTAIN KIIIIIIIRK DISCOVERS THAT HIS BLOODSUCKER HAS BEEN REINKHAAAAAAAAAAAARNATED AS A KHAAAAAAAAAAAN EVEN THOUGH HE WAS ALREADY A BLOODSUCKER AND A KHAN BEFORE SO WAIT THIS MAKES NO SENSE LOL