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just got home from work and barely had time to cobble this sh*t together

decus

Whatever! Who gives a sh*t?!

bonesawvsfootdoctor

It means foot doctor.

Podiatric

f33t

barneyfeet

Ray Romano jumps from foot to foot with both hands down his shorts accompanied by a blend of squarewave and static noise.

rayromanotmnd

Whatever. Who gives a sh*t!

babymonked

A man stuffed into a gigantic vagina

attackofthe40footwoman

MACNEPICFOOTPACADOCTORDMGYVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

macnepicfootpacadoctordmgyver

SONIC LOL (the site i stole the image from is actually f*cking awesome, go five it and fav it)

expect

dont know dont care

michelinmanexplosion

In the first one scars voice was barely able to be heard but I just fixed it

scarlovesreesesforbreakfast

Seriously that was epic. I hope he broke his foot.

epicdive

We barely knew him Till he drifted too without a seatbelt

ripgeorgefriedman

nemesis'd

foot-doctor

No, Lando and Phil + Moon Man is not a conflict of interests. And it isn't "lynch the stupid n*gg*rs" either.

notrayromanoorfraiser

(CNN)Michael Cohen served loyally as Donald Trump's right-hand man for more than a decade, taking care of anything and everything the New York real estate baron needed to get done. On November 8, 2016, Cohen's stock suddenly soared: He was now the personal attorney to the President-elect of the United States, with unique understanding of a man that everyone was scrambling to get access to. Cohen quickly got to work. According to multiple people familiar with Cohen's conduct following the election, he aggressively pitched himself to potential clients, reminding them of his proximity to the most powerful man in the world. Those efforts landed Cohen lucrative consulting deals. New reporting this week revealed that in the months following the 2016 election, Cohen received hundreds of thousands of dollars from powerful entities based in and outside of the United States. "I don't know who's been representing you, but you should fire them all. I'm the guy you should hire. I'm closest to the President. I'm his personal lawyer," was how one GOP strategist described Cohen's sales pitch. One company that Cohen immediately sought out was pharmaceutical giant Novartis. "He was shopping himself around," a source familiar told CNN. Cohen would ultimately land a one-year contract with the firm by promising access to the White House on health care policy. Inside Michael Cohen's aggressive pitch promising access to Trump By MJ Lee, Javier De Diego, Sarah Westwood, Marshall Cohen, Gloria Borger, Sara Murray and Dana Bash, CNN Updated 6:33 PM ET, Wed May 9, 2018 Anderson Cooper: It seems moronic for Cohen Current Time 0:16 / Duration Time 1:49 Now Playing Anderson Cooper: It... WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 13: U.S. Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein testifies during a a House Judiciary Committee hearing on December 13, 2017 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Zach Gibson/Getty Images) Rosenstein to Trump: You're not a target Attorney Michael Cohen arrives to Trump Tower for meetings with President-elect Donald Trump on December 16, 2016 in New York. FBI raids Trump lawyer Michael Cohen's office Who is Michael Cohen? Attorney Michael Cohen arrives at Trump Tower for meetings with President-elect Donald Trump on December 16, 2016 in New York. Michael Cohen talks FBI raid with Don Lemon avenatti michael cohen trump fixer Avenatti: Trump picked the wrong 'fixer' Michael Avenatti newday 2 04092018 Avenatti: Trump shot himself in the foot trump hot mic billy bush video bus exit Times Trump accepted the 'Access Hollywood' tape Michael Cohen and Stormy Daniels Stormy Daniels sues Cohen for defamation Now Playing Anderson Cooper: It seems moronic for Cohen rudy giuliani fox news Giuliani: Trump repaid Cohen for Stormy payment Trump: No knowledge of Stormy Daniels payment Stormy Daniels attorney Avenatti Stormy lawyer: Trump won't serve out his term michael avenatti 04262018 Stormy's lawyer: Trump implicated himself Trump: Cohen case doesn't have to do with me Michael Cohen walks down the sidewalk in New York, Wednesday, April 11, 2018. (AP/Seth Wenig) Michael Cohen under criminal investigation

aggress

I know this fad is dead, but who cares when i made some bird put hat on foot

hatonfottlj

'Tis almost Christmas and any YTMND members thinking of ordering a computer from cyberpower.com should just shoot themselves in the foot with a high powered rifle. It's faster and saves a lot more money.

cyberpowersucks

Monsieur Foot introduces himself

monsieurfoot

Hey, someone had to do it...

medievalfootdoctor

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

navyseal

Attack of the foot-fist

footfist

I've been hearing this commercial for a while now...

pokerchampion

FOOT ON HEAD

KEYBOARDANDFOOT

saw this picture of Ice-T, and i barely remembered it was from tank girl, so i found this sound clip and made this

heaskedyouaquestion

no description given.

bareknucklechallenge

Then go hit up Foot Locker and buy up them new Air Jordans

nativepride

some dancing gif and good song

wowowowork

no description given.

stacked

no description given.

tossthecat