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Well, purepwnage is an amazing site. i reccomend a visit theyre fuxoring l337. this is kinda my tribute to them. mai j00 alwas pwn n00b5. dedicated to cs non-haxorz

tehn0obsong

instead of rock, like rock out. i want an actual rock.

iwantrock

I originally saw this on devilducky.com, but they called David Attenborough 'Richard' (duh!). He's an amazing Wildlife producer/presenter for the BBC, and never ceases to astound the world by uncovering the worlds most mind-blowing animals. Look up this b

lyrebird

No one, and I mean NO ONE, messes with an icon such as Irwin. They want war - we'll give it to them.

gogetthembitches

A rocket that will never reach the moon. An optical illusion with a sound ilusion in combination.

neverreachingrocket

Its just an addition to the whole 'Shock/Suspence' YTMND's

wonka37

I wanted to improve on http://dennisnedrybutterfingers.ytmnd.com

hammonds

THEY are the real sharks...

sharkattack3insidejob

The Kool-Aid man and an opera singer in an elevator.

kool-under-fire

I never heard this song untill I saw it here on YTMND.com. Now when it when I saw it in an EMO situation... I busted out laughing.

usbnd

an american icon

stairsandpolio

This is Angela. Angela is a rinser.

rinser

LOL!

currencies

Another single for an upcoming collaboration EP with Star Man and Cloud Man titled "The Star, the Cloud, and the Moon." Expect it this October!

twentyfirstcenturywhitemoonman

Because Star Wars is a popular thing, but today it is an even more popular thing..

maythefourthbewithyou

EPIC DOMAIN GRAB on this site with a Dune quote, said by an actor who is better known as Captain Picard.

badmood

partyy mouse gives you an ass whooping

whoopmouse

The annoyance of becoming an Asian Bitch temporarily converted C-Wizzy to Nintendo

lacking

Funny Street Fighter® V Joke™ is an amazing joke if you have never heard of Guilty Gear.

FunnyStreetFighterVJoke

gives us an uneasy stomach

homeabortion

it only took 13 years and an ending retcon

hl3confirmed

cart two miles an hour monster hunter world death noob

MHWCart

In Face The Facts™ III: The Price Of A PhD™, learn everything you need to know about a PhD from an expert Twitch streamer.

FaceTheFactsIIIThePriceOfAPhD

Hello! I have been following your tweets for the past two days, and have come to the conclusion you do not deserve to have Raymond on your island. He is my comfort character and seeing him in an environment not meant for him brings me anxiety, so I will be expecting a reply to this DM when you have him in boxes and ready to relinquish him to someone who will treasure him like he deserves.

itlookslikenewmaomao

It's 2020. Everybody's pissed at everybody. An unlikely hero emerges.

Meowthwisdom

When I needed an idea for a YTMND, this hit me like an RKO when I was limpin with the bizkit. YEAH! BRING IT ON!

itaintthathard

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

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idpapa

Another entry in the YTMND History Lesson series, chronicling the time that NESer stopped the 4chan desu spammers with an epic ear rape site

neserstopschanraiders

3,3-Diethylpentane is an organic molecule. That's all I know about it, besides the fact that it's probably flammable and maybe in gasoline.

obviousnazimolecule