| ?Brandon will work dick |
shockerjoe |
(1.00) |
466 |
2012-06-30 |
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description:
An unfortunate typo.. or is it?
domain:
bmpdick
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| ?MJK 2.0 |
Imakeafunny |
(1.00) |
466 |
2013-03-01 |
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description:
An end to an era
domain:
TheEndIsUponUs
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| ?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
466 |
2023-09-23 |
|
description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
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| ?dugyeahyeaheyah |
krysvs |
(1.00) |
469 |
2013-03-14 |
|
description:
an important song about an important man
domain:
dugyeah3
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| ?High Speed Rail or High Speed Fail? |
henryvo |
(4.00) |
469 |
2018-03-06 |
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description:
Who wants to take an underwater train ride to China?! China is planning to build a high-speed rail connecting China and the continental United States that will tunnel under the 125 mile stretch of ocean beneath the Bering Strait. And that's just one of three other wacky ambitious plans they have that completely disregard the reality of the natural environment!
domain:
railorfail
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| ?pappys jumper |
Blunty |
(2.90) |
470 |
2006-03-30 |
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description:
An Injoke amoungst several Locals of Hobart. Not everyone out there will get this.
A jumper was lost, found by another and "held hostage" being photographed while being worn by locals.
domain:
papjumper
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| ?AARON PHAILS |
wrzesinski |
(1.00) |
470 |
2007-12-24 |
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description:
AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT CAN HAPPEN IF YOU MESS WITH THE GRAND SCRIPTER...
domain:
AARONPHAILS
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| ?Lame. Snoke Yourself. |
DarthWang |
(3.67) |
472 |
2022-08-24 |
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description:
LOL REVIVING AN OLD ADVERB FAD
domain:
snoke
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| ?Leonard Cone |
SusanTrepid |
(3.00) |
474 |
2017-08-25 |
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description:
an old JohnnyLurg site from 2015, reposted. I remember back when I used to talk about Leonard Cohen's famous Suzanne song almost every time I logged into YTMND, and then other Leonard Cohen sites made by my buddy popped up too.
domain:
cohn
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| ?What an Awesome God! |
PopTeamEpic |
(3.50) |
474 |
2020-09-07 |
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description:
Ask her anything.
domain:
pipigod
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| ?(nsfw) azpreferredplumbing |
azpreferredplumbing |
(3.00) |
474 |
2021-06-02 |
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description:
Mesa Plumbers Offers Wide Range Of Plumbing Services
At AZ Preferred Plumbing we offer Phoenix plumber an incredibly wide range of plumbing services. Water lines, sewer lines, sinks, and faucets, our expert mesa plumbers can Phoenix plumber or replace it all. We offer Tempe plumber a thorough 60-point plumbing inspection, utilize high-tech leak Mesa plumber location techniques, and extend a 60-minutes Mesa plumber or less drain clear guarantee.
https://azpreferredplumbing.com/
domain:
azpreferredplumbing
|
| ?Shame on yoo |
dmonk |
(2.60) |
476 |
2007-03-01 |
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description:
The famous clip of George Bush saying something about an old saying from Tennessee..I think it was Texas but probably Tennessee..
domain:
shameonyoo
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| ?paul is an awesome whale |
bloodwolf |
(1.00) |
476 |
2007-04-10 |
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description:
paul the spot
domain:
fattybumbum
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| ?He was in my PSA. |
Goyutan |
(3.64) |
476 |
2008-07-27 |
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description:
The password starts with an F.
domain:
hewasinmypsa
|
|
|
| ?falcon176 contest part 2 |
falcon176 |
(3.78) |
476 |
2009-12-11 |
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description:
CONTEST: Take an image from a falcon176 lickitwelheim or prariedogeric85 site and combine it with a falcon176 sound from a different site. Due by Sunday at 2am.
domain:
soiputupanoldsite
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| ?(nsfw) Tommy Collins gives his flock both barrels |
Heywood12 |
(4.29) |
476 |
2024-12-04 |
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description:
Tape of ex-Country star Tommy Collins (1930-2000), then a pastor venting his frustrations at his flock. After hitting the booze. Allegedly this was taped for broadcast because he had an AM or FM show. Circa 1980, but there is nothing that really dates it.
Found on YouTube.
domain:
drunkpastoreaster
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| ?More Than An Odin |
Jkshoe |
(1.40) |
477 |
2008-11-17 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
morethananodin
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| ?hay evry1 im an upvoter LOLZ~! (i.e. hay evry1 im... |
zomglolwtfzor |
(3.13) |
478 |
2006-09-04 |
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description:
upvoting/downvoting needs to stop.
domain:
justvotewhatyouthinkthesitedeserves
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| ?An Akazukin Chacha meme |
hond |
(4.00) |
478 |
2017-12-30 |
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description:
anime meme
domain:
akazukinchacha
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| ?EpicFall |
dagis1993 |
(2.00) |
479 |
2007-12-21 |
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description:
well is an epic fall
domain:
SuperEpicFalls
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| ?Saddam is an Animal |
yanksfan565 |
(1.86) |
480 |
2005-10-22 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
LockedInACage
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| ?I DARE YOU NOT TO DANCE ALONG WITH HI... |
brennnz |
(1.00) |
481 |
2008-12-19 |
|
description:
an ice cream cone dancing to top 40.
domain:
SHHHHAKEIT
|
| ?One Flew Over the Monkey's Nest |
ih8partypoop |
(1.80) |
481 |
2013-07-08 |
|
description:
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest with an ape twist.
domain:
oneflewoverthemonkeysnest
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| ?Jim Belushi takes no crap! |
rextocopula |
(1.00) |
482 |
2013-08-24 |
|
description:
This is from an episode of Saturday Night Live. The skit is called "A Couple of White Guys" it's from like 1985
domain:
acoupleofwhiteguys
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| ?Headbang Montage |
warhawk25 |
(2.11) |
482 |
2009-09-16 |
|
description:
Epic Guitar Headbang Montage
(obviously an inside joke)
domain:
epicheadbangmontage
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| ?The PaulRPG Song |
slimblues |
(3.67) |
483 |
2006-01-17 |
|
description:
paulrpg gets owned by an isrealie
domain:
lolpaulrpg
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| ?Wait, what? |
guiltyRDM |
(2.85) |
484 |
2006-05-08 |
|
description:
An odd paradox displayed in a gif!
domain:
impossibleorisit
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| ?"So the next day, my father went to see... |
everysentenceuttered |
(3.25) |
485 |
2007-05-07 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
sothenextday
|
| ?(nsfw) wario dies in a lexus while speeding and listeni... |
Asiimov |
(3.29) |
487 |
2020-04-05 |
|
description:
an unofficial sequel to oreo wario
domain:
deadwario
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| ?Wish I Had Bought an Authenticator |
chadandjody |
(1.00) |
489 |
2010-01-19 |
|
description:
For my good friend who didn't buy an authenticator fast enough
domain:
wihbaa
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