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Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

VAMJK

I do not have more audio left, so I had done this.

wtfwhatihaddone

The Daughters of the Dragon are the duo of Colleen Wing and Misty Knight, fictional characters appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. They first appeared as a team in Deadly Hands of Kung Fu #32 (January 1977) in a story titled Daughters of the Dragon written by Chris Claremont and illustrated by Marshall Rogers. This followed the introduction of each individual character in mid-1970s Iron Fist stories. -Daughters of the Dragon TV series was announced to be in development in 2001, but was never produced. The series would have featured Colleen Wing and two other members. -Misty Knight and Colleen Wing appear in Marvel's Netflix television series, portrayed by Simone Missick and Jessica Henwick, respectively. Following their introductions in Luke Cage and Iron Fist, the pair return in the miniseries The Defenders.

Wing-Knight

It’s his house. He had to defend it. - Cartuna:2021 (Quote) Information -> Home Alone is a 1990 American comedy film directed by Chris Columbus, and written and produced by John Hughes. The first film in the Home Alone franchise, the film stars Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister, an eight-year old boy who defends his Chicago home from a home invasion by a pair of robbers after his family accidentally leave him behind on their Christmas vacation to Paris. The cast also features Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern, John Heard, and Catherine O'Hara. Hughes conceived Home Alone while on vacation, with Warner Bros. being originally intended to finance and distribute the film. However, Warner Bros. shut down the production after it exceeded its assigned budget. 20th Century Fox assumed responsibilities following meetings with Hughes. Columbus and Culkin were hired soon afterwards. Filming took place between February and May 1990 on location across Illinois. Home Alone had a sneak preview across 1,000 theaters on November 10, 1990, and was theatrically released in the United States on November 16. While the film's reception was initially mixed, in later years reception has been generally positive, with praise for its cast, humor, and music. Home Alone grossed $476.7 million worldwide, becoming the second-highest-grossing film of 1990. It made Culkin a child star, and was the highest-grossing live-action comedy for two decades. It was nominated for two Academy Awards and two Golden Globe Awards. Home Alone has since been considered one of the best Christmas films. In 2023, Home Alone was selected for preservation in the National Film Registry by the Library of Congress as "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant". A sequel, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, was released in 1992.

CartunaK

The mark as our sun now forever departs Forever engraved in the pieces of our hearts Separated by our love in disguise Yet we never once wished for this day to arrive Free of falling Free of mourning All that I breathe Is no more I am nothing I am nothing To you We're walking in circles and back to the start For we have fallen apart Free of mercy Free of destiny All that I breathe Is no more I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing To you

MMEnd

I don't mean to be a negative nellie. Just an idea that popped into my mind.

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Kyle is the man now.

kyleisthemannow

Lilah/Leila (played by Megan Fox) is the love interest of Jonah Hex (Josh Brolin). She is a prostitute who is an acquaintance of Hex's, and has feelings for him that go beyond their periodic business dealings. It is obvious that Jonah cares for her, and Quentin Turnbull takes full advantage of this dynamic at one point, using Lilah as leverage to force Jonah to disarm himself. Lilah is strong-willed, forceful, and a proficient markswoman.

Lilah

Or is it Bennywise?

PennyHill

why guys

doesnothinggetsbanned

" Pfffft~ Dude did you just call me "Mom" again? You're SO cringe, bro. I'm barely into my 20s, cmon. I GUESS I do feel kinda old wearing this "Milf" shit... Anyway, I'm gonna go do your laundry before my milktanks finish making your dinner, bro. " - Riley

RileyFrank

someone is at the door

bazinga

Twilight is best pony

twi-for-life

Have you heard of this book? I had published it in late 2021 and I am not a YTMND user then. You can find it there: https://www.mediafire.com/file/se8343h20rpy5ay/The_Rascal.epub/file At least I did not bitch everything up...

takesmeback

what the hellz is going one??? :0

whatthehellz

Among the ranks of shock-jock evangelists perhaps none have aspired to the verbal exploits of “Dr.” Phil Kidd. Popular with many fundamentalist churches of more militant type, Phil is the master of Hair-Raising Sermon Illustration. It’s a rare event when he manages to make it through a sermon without some apocryphal tale of tragedy and gore. And then there are his screaming rants against all manner of other ungodly things like Nintendo video games and interracial marriage… -- clip taken from the "Stuff Fundies Like" blog

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It is a 2022 American science fiction horror film directed by Gerard Johnstone. It was written by Akela Cooper from a story by Cooper and James Wan. Allison Williams and Violet McGraw star, Amie Donald physically portrays M3GAN, and Jenna Davis voices the character. Its plot follows an artificially intelligent doll who develops self-awareness and becomes hostile toward anyone who comes between her and her human companion. M3GAN premiered in Los Angeles on December 7, 2022, and Universal Pictures theatrically released it in the United States on January 6, 2023. The film grossed over $181 million worldwide against a budget of $12 million and received positive reviews from critics, who liked its campy blend of horror and humor. A sequel, M3GAN 2.0, and a spin-off, SOULM8TE, are set to follow in 2025 and 2026.

M3GAN

Elinore is one of the main protagonists of Ralph Bakshi's Wizards. She was voiced by Jesse Welles, who also voiced Eva in Hey Good Lookin'. She is seen in the beginning of the movie when Avatar becomes a tutor tasked to trained her to become a full-fledged fairy. Suddenly, her father, the president, is assassinated by Necron 99, a robot sent by Blackwolf to kill believers in magic. Elinore flies into a rage at the death of her father, and Avatar confronts the robot and battles it using telepathy. Necron 99 loses the desire for war and Avatar changes the robot's name to Peace. Avatar learns from the robot that the "dream machine" – the projector – is Blackwolf's secret weapon, inspiring his armies with images of ancient warfare. Avatar, Elinore, Peace, and the elf spy Weehawk set out to destroy the projector and save the world from another Holocaust. In a forest inhabited by fairies, Peace has an intuition that something is amiss shortly before the group is accosted by the leader of the fairies, Sean. Weehawk realizes that Peace is missing, when an unseen assassin kills Sean and kidnaps Elinore. Avatar and Weehawk begin to search for Elinore in the forbidden Fairy Sanctuary, but Weehawk falls into a chasm and insists that Avatar leaves him and finds the girl. Weehawk is rescued from a giant poison gas-breathing mutant insect by Peace, who shoots it dead after dealing with his assassin comrades. As Weehawk rests, exhausted from the battle, Avatar locates Elinore, who has been captured by fairies and small human-like creatures, and is about to be killed. Avatar attempts to explain that they did not kill Sean, but the fairies don't believe him, and shoot him with an arrow. Wounded in the shoulder, Avatar refuses to fight back, which impresses the fairy king. Instead of executing them, he merely teleports Avatar and Elinore to a snowy mountaintop. Avatar and Elinore resume their journey despite the poor conditions, but they soon realize they are wandering in circles. Weehawk and Peace finally find them and together they find their way out of the mountains. Soon Avatar and the others encounter the encamped army of an elf General who is preparing to attack Scortch the following day, but Blackwolf launches a sneak attack that night. Elinore is outside with Peace when one of Blackwolf's mutants sneaks into camp and attacks her, but Avatar is able to stop it before it hurts her. Things turn for the worse, though, as a battle tank arrives to destroy the camp. Peace manages to disable the crew, but as he inspects the vehicle, Elinore kills him with a sword and climbs into the tank. It drives away as Avatar and Weehawk watch in confusion. The next day, Avatar and Weehawk enter Scortch by ship and make for Blackwolf's castle while the General leads his elf warriors in a bloody battle to distract Blackwolf's forces. The pair splits up, Weehawk tracking Elinore while Avatar goes after his brother Blackwolf. Weehawk nearly kills Elinore, but she explains that Blackwolf has been controlling her mind ever since she first touched Peace. Blackwolf declares his magic superior to Avatar's and demands his surrender. Avatar admits that he hasn't practiced magic in some time, and offers to show Blackwolf one last trick that their mother showed him when Blackwolf wasn't around; he then pulls a gun and fatally shoots Blackwolf. With the loss of their leader, the mutants give up fighting. With Montagar's safety secured, Weehawk returns home, but Avatar and Elinore decide to go start their own kingdom instead.

Elinore

AGE: 34 , HEIGHT: 5'10" , WEIGHT: 134lbs. Victoria Beckett started her rise to power by attending West Point Military Academy when she was 18. Later becoming an Infantry Officer for the US Army in 2027. In her four year service she served in the Eastern European War of 2031, where she was wounded by a rocket that hit her MATV. Her combat expertise lead to her soldiers calling her "War Mother". After leaving the Army she still had a strong desire to fight. DIQ noticed she had an immense talent for combat operations and hired her for their new Security Forces Branch. Starting off as a Section Commander it wasn't long before she became the Chief Deputy Director of the entire SF. She endulges in her newfound power and wealth so much that looking at her you wouldn't assume she's a tested war veteran. From the DIQ Headquarters she managed NAT's forces in the Liberation Wars with her right hand Amanda Grant. While stern and well disciplined, she is not against letting loose and having fun when there isn't work to do. Enjoying the fruits of her labor with expensive drinks and other poisons. The only thing that can match her ferocious appetite for fighting is her sex drive. Many men fear her in both aspects. Only the best warriors get rewarded with her time in the bedroom. You better stand at attention for her...

VictoriaB

LOL IN THIS OLD SITKHAAAAN, CAAAAAAPTAIN KIIIIIIIRK DISCOVERS THAT HIS BLOODSUCKER HAS BEEN REINKHAAAAAAAAAAAARNATED AS A KHAAAAAAAAAAAN EVEN THOUGH HE WAS ALREADY A BLOODSUCKER AND A KHAN BEFORE SO WAIT THIS MAKES NO SENSE LOL

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joeissexy

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earlick

THE CHAMP IS HERE

fifthstoreychamp

This always happens

ForeverThirsty

The Small is not Loser.

smalllambor

Linda Sun A.K.A. Sūn Wén (Born: 1983 or 1984) is a Chinese-American former public servant in New York State. She served as the deputy chief diversity officer in the administration of New York state governor Andrew Cuomo (2018–2020), and deputy chief of staff to his successor, governor Kathy Hochul (2021–2022). In September 2024, Sun was arrested and charged with eight federal crimes related to allegedly acting as an undisclosed foreign agent for the Chinese government.

LindaSun

Kronii Meme Coin or $KRONII is a nonexistent parody meme coin created by VTuber Ouro Kronii as a joke during a January 2025 livestream. During the stream, Kronii pretended to launch a cryptocurrency called $KRONII or Kronii coin, using nonsense crypto jargon throughout the stream. The stream inspired memes, including artwork of YouTube thumbnails that might come out if the coin was real and found to be a pump and dump, rug pull or other scam and memes about other VTubers losing money on the coin. After the stream, some people purportedly took advantage of the situation and made Kronii coins, although none of these are official or endorsed by Ouro Kronii. The parody coin was inspired by an incident that same month when Kronii's YouTube channel was hacked to promote a crypto coin. On January 20th, 2025, VTuber Ouro Kronii's account was allegedly hacked to do a double money scam under the guise of promoting a crypto coin under the title if " Brad Garlinghouse: RIPPLE BULL RUN CONFIRMED! XRP . . . "

SKRONII

This is bullshit

mymindisfullofbullshit

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DAVE IS THE SUN

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