| ?OMFG DAN LOVES HIS MOM |
kon3ki0n |
(1.00) |
463 |
2005-12-22 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
danmayfoohonmom
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| ?Does His Wife Know? |
aaron583 |
(2.13) |
463 |
2006-07-13 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
bushturkey
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| ?Out of Fruit Snacks |
lib53 |
(1.00) |
464 |
2013-08-03 |
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description:
How I feel when I'm out of fruit snacks.
domain:
outoffruitsnacks
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| ?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
465 |
2023-09-23 |
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description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a highlight_2 highlighted">shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
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| ?Moon Man Belts One Out For His Grandma (Or So... |
tenantennae |
(1.00) |
465 |
2017-09-29 |
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description:
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domain:
Moonmangrandma
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| ?Poor Old Billy 2:The Revenge |
Toryo222 |
(2.50) |
466 |
2007-07-04 |
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description:
Poor Old Billy Part II:The Revenge!!
BILLY WANTS REVENGE on the man who took his spot!CARLOS SLIM!!O FMEXICO!!!
domain:
billgatesreevenge
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| ?Spider-Man: The Rescue: thatcrazyguy7782 Green... |
PlanetMondas |
(1.00) |
466 |
2022-07-01 |
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description:
A man on edge, who has very much THE edge over his enemies and even his own demented psyche. You never know when it is sanity or insanity talking where this character is concerned.
domain:
thatcrazyguygoblinaudition
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| ?Bill's the captain, This is His Ship! |
DefacedCreation |
(3.00) |
467 |
2005-12-06 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
billsthecaptain
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| ?Carl0s in his pants |
jake657 |
(1.14) |
467 |
2006-05-07 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
Carl0s
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| ?Nick Nolte is feeling Zombified |
truthintheory |
(2.50) |
468 |
2007-01-15 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
nicknoltezombified
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| ?His own theme music |
honorundying |
(2.20) |
468 |
2008-10-30 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
skipmathforthis
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| ?Dylan loves his son |
madsmoodle |
(1.00) |
468 |
2011-07-03 |
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description:
.
domain:
dylmandoglove
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| ?what happened to jerry? |
camanay |
(2.00) |
469 |
2006-01-23 |
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description:
found it on latimes.com. if you know his whereabouts call police.
domain:
wheresjerry
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| ?(nsfw) Good Kid |
Aynice |
(2.00) |
469 |
2014-06-18 |
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description:
Hi my name is Ben Moats and I like debate.
domain:
Assmoats
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| ?jack ralphers house |
zomglolwtfzor |
(4.50) |
469 |
2022-03-09 |
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description:
this is every day in jack ralphers house cause he wants a really fun house so crazy events like this happens every day in his house and NOW with the INTERNET you can sign up to look at videos of jack ralphers house to imagine if your house was also as much fun (this whole video happened inside his house) (you can sign up to watch him)
domain:
jackralphershouse
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| ?So, Which Was His Heel Theme? |
heeltheme |
(1.63) |
470 |
2004-06-09 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
heeltheme
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| ?McDonald Trump |
GammeCat |
(1.67) |
470 |
2021-05-24 |
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description:
The 45th President of the united states sure likes his Mcdonalds but is it a coincidence his name is similar to the fast food establishment?
domain:
BigFac
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| ?What wade smith goes through everyday of his life... |
hallowedredeemer |
(2.22) |
471 |
2006-03-28 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
whatwadesmithgoesthrougheverydayofhislifelol
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| ?Xandasuck |
Deadset |
(1.00) |
471 |
2008-07-05 |
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description:
Renegade confessing his love
domain:
Xandasuck
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| ?Damn girl! |
Grihol |
(2.33) |
471 |
2010-11-19 |
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description:
Matt wallin, in his glory
domain:
ratedmformatt
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| ?Owooooh |
lonewolf789 |
(1.40) |
471 |
2011-11-13 |
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description:
I was gonna rip his heart out. I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No! He's no Alexander! I'm Alexander! I'm the best ever. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey. There's never been anyone like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!
domain:
lwlw
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| ?Farnkly's Farnkles |
HoldinJohnson |
(3.00) |
471 |
2015-12-23 |
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description:
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN THE CHAMP JOHN CENA DEFENDS HIS TITLE IN SUPER SLAM?!?
domain:
Farnkusreloaded
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| ?Captain Jack Sparrows Spins His Waterwheel right... |
wat411 |
(4.14) |
471 |
2024-06-16 |
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description:
He got to keep on moving!
domain:
jacksparrowswheel
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| ?Bush can't catch his dog |
leety |
(3.36) |
472 |
2006-05-04 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
bushcantcatchhisdog
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| ?"Hello, Mike! Welcome to Las Vegas! It... |
everysentenceuttered |
(3.67) |
473 |
2007-09-22 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
welcometolasvegas
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| ?OH HI IM INSIDE FAIL - classik |
ronaldolol |
(2.67) |
472 |
2009-01-04 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
insidesin
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| ?Nolan Ryan - Should I stay or should I go |
BearlyDoug |
(1.00) |
473 |
2013-04-10 |
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description:
Nolan Ryan can't seem to make up his mind as to whether he's the CEO of the Texas Rangers or not.
domain:
NolanRyan
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| ?(nsfw) trollge |
fishmatman |
(2.00) |
473 |
2021-05-23 |
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description:
hi im trollin
domain:
trollgesmind
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| ?Carshare |
Mattyboysmith |
(2.00) |
474 |
2006-10-20 |
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description:
The car highlight_2 highlighted">share
domain:
carhighlight_2 highlighted">share
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| ?Paul Barnett the owl |
Azilla |
(1.00) |
474 |
2007-07-03 |
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description:
Paul barnett makeing "his" sound,
domain:
paultheowl
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