| ?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
492 |
2023-09-23 |
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description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
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| ?No man can serve two masters |
PS-Dude88 |
(1.33) |
493 |
2006-02-10 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
twomastersserved
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| ?The MAN has accepted your invitation |
meerits |
(1.50) |
494 |
2006-08-30 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
denhaergrabbenvillkomma
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| ?K Korea |
hankopter |
(1.00) |
495 |
2014-03-23 |
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description:
The man, the myth, the legend.
domain:
hankopter4
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| ?Moon Man On Dead Chans |
Im-Da-Man-Now-Dawg |
(2.00) |
495 |
2022-09-03 |
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description:
Moon Man speaks some words of wisdom.
domain:
moonmanondeadchans
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| ?You're the man now sponge! |
MotionlessCliff |
(4.46) |
495 |
2024-01-26 |
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description:
Why do I come up with something that would've already existed today?
domain:
yourethemannowsponge
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| ?holy shit man |
numchuk |
(1.25) |
495 |
2006-09-10 |
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description:
stfu
domain:
gdf
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| ?dookie is a man |
tehs4ndman |
(1.00) |
495 |
2007-03-30 |
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description:
aids and dookie lol
domain:
hahadookie
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| ?Well-Respected Man |
EconPrazedNoahBear19 |
(1.67) |
495 |
2022-02-26 |
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description:
WHO IS HE?!?
domain:
wellrespectedman
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| ?Ginger Bread Man |
fayg3t |
(1.00) |
497 |
2006-11-16 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
gingerbreadman5
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| ?sexy tomek |
jimminybucketz |
(1.00) |
497 |
2015-05-03 |
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description:
flexin polish man
domain:
sexytomek
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| ?JOHN CENA |
Dr-Time |
(1.00) |
497 |
2015-08-30 |
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description:
only man other man could handle doc's gun
domain:
Docs-gun
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| ?Moon Man, Canard LeDuck, and Baby Duck have... |
alefeb |
(2.25) |
498 |
2009-01-13 |
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description:
lulz
domain:
mexicanfaggots
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| ?Moon man beats you with a guitar |
JamesChicks |
(3.44) |
498 |
2009-03-16 |
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description:
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGERS!
domain:
moonguitar
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| ?You're the man Frank |
thedgoff |
(1.00) |
498 |
2011-03-22 |
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description:
Frank is the man
domain:
strube
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| ?imyrlady |
kvltspllz |
(1.00) |
499 |
2013-05-06 |
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description:
and u r my man
domain:
imyrlady
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| ?Moon Man Drawing |
IAMNEDM |
(3.40) |
499 |
2015-05-15 |
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description:
A drawing of moon man
domain:
moonmandrawing
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| ?Bastelyon is TMND |
feilton |
(1.50) |
500 |
2006-09-29 |
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description:
Bastelyon is the man now dog!!
domain:
feilton
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| ?You're the Best Man Now Dog! |
allanwang88 |
(1.00) |
500 |
2015-04-05 |
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description:
JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM JIBM
domain:
ytbmnd
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| ?Making a Man |
AlmightySal |
(1.50) |
503 |
2006-04-19 |
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description:
Man
domain:
chaimandance
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| ?moon man helps you write your new operating syst... |
ldrancer |
(3.50) |
502 |
2015-10-29 |
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description:
moon man's computer helping class
domain:
moonmancpuhelp
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| ?"What? There's more news about you... |
everysentenceuttered |
(3.50) |
503 |
2007-06-18 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
watchyourmouthwhatsthematterwithyou
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| ?Joey is the man now dog |
katfu |
(1.67) |
504 |
2007-07-29 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
joeydidit
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| ?(nsfw) A Man Chooses |
iron-zoltan |
(1.00) |
503 |
2021-06-05 |
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description:
He chooses
domain:
AManChooses
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| ?And now your a man |
HomeMadecookiez |
(2.00) |
504 |
2005-10-26 |
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description:
a good song about transvestites
domain:
andnowyouraman
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| ?I AM HAPPY MAN |
pankeyk |
(1.25) |
505 |
2007-12-16 |
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description:
exploited bb exploited bb exploited bb exploited bb exploited bb exploited bb exploited bb
domain:
happyhappyman
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| ?Computer Man |
joaquingoettin |
(2.67) |
504 |
2009-06-23 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
computerrrrrrmaaan
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| ?Dan is a real american |
shockerjoe |
(1.00) |
504 |
2015-02-19 |
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description:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROTA MAN
domain:
danoneman
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| ?You're The Man/Woman Now dog.. |
kokoloko |
(2.29) |
505 |
2006-04-28 |
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description:
Is this a man or a woman? It's difficult to tell...
domain:
ginas
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| ?Running Man! |
Powerman |
(1.33) |
505 |
2008-07-22 |
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description:
Sorry for the sh*tty gif
domain:
runningmanlol
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