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The person with the username parasthesa makes a mistake in his ytmnd, http://hornychild.ytmnd.com/

parasthesa

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underhisfingernails

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Jashcuppy

this guy's speech males me feel great about myself :( anyway i mixed this together, not trying to be funny or make any point, just bored

kimball

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feeltheburntommy

The 45th President of the united states sure likes his Mcdonalds but is it a coincidence his name is similar to the fast food establishment?

BigFac

David Burpitt of Players of the state dances it up at his latest gig

davidandkev

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poonanie

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badfeeling

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snooppeewee

thanks to down for the photoshopping. check out the rest of his at http://www.ytmnd.com/users/profile/19055

mishwillswallowyoursoul

See Robotnik hold his diaploma in a funny way! Wait! How did he pass collage?

robotnikdiaploma

more of a low-fi really, but i get by with it

hifi

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a highlight_2 highlighted">shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

frank the tank with dart in his neck

dartinneck

Phil licks takes his microwave sub to town! Lick it up baby!

lickitupbaby

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corendusblows

HI ALL

greetingstoytmnd

Blevins Faces His Greatest Foe

blevinsvshydra

what an odd combination. i feel like im dying when this happens. lol.

aofhdyf

Jack Thompson finally gets his just desserts.

jackthompsonlol

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Beat2SleepAnyways

Richard and his uprights

richardupright

His show really hits close to home... It's based on his personal experiences.

whoisyourdadday

Annyeong wants to show you his Roger Daltrey impression.

yeongscream

this is every day in jack ralphers house cause he wants a really fun house so crazy events like this happens every day in his house and NOW with the INTERNET you can sign up to look at videos of jack ralphers house to imagine if your house was also as much fun (this whole video happened inside his house) (you can sign up to watch him)

jackralphershouse

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jandhislemon

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gilliadam

Dr Geek is at it again! He loves his free specs!

drgeekrapsagain

That feel when playing Nico

Nicosummon