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Yes, I'm joining the Moon Man fad now. With a tech twist.

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Get SNUGGIE, the blanket with sleeves! Perfect for reading, eating, or joining a cult in.

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join the resistance against the oppressors of free thought, no conformity can stop the awesome power of YTMND, army or nation we are not, single hive organism spread through eternal planes of constant forward thinking, yesssss

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Join the Invaders! Just $39.95! Join while the offer last.

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fatty wants to join them in hell

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Just some guild propaganda...

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The forest ranger who will join forces with Chuck Norris in teh upcoming film: Forest Fire: The Final Firing.

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If you are reading this, you've just joined "I So Need a Life and a Girlfriend" club.

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Join irc.partyvan.org #xenu, read up the raid plans on ED, and generally lurk moar. Listen to http://www.raidchan.org/radio/listen.pls for epic music and instructions. Visit partyvan.info and read up.

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An Old McDonald's ad, with one part that caught my eye

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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/subjectarchive/kids.html

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Vincent Crabbe (1979 or 1980 – 2 May, 1998) was a pure-blood Dark Wizard, and the son of Death Eater Crabbe Sr.. Vincent Crabbe was also a student at Hogwarts and a member of Slytherin House. Crabbe, and Gregory Goyle were rarely seen without their ringleader Draco Malfoy. While Dolores Umbridge was Headmistress, he joined the Inquisitorial Squad. In his last year at Hogwarts, he became a Dark Wizard, as he learned to cast powerful dark curses, such as the Killing and the Cruciatus Curse. He accidentally killed himself using Fiendfyre on 2 May 1998, during the Battle of Hogwarts. Biography Early life Vincent Crabbe was born into the pure-blood Crabbe family. His father, Mr. Crabbe, was a Death Eater. This likely influenced his son's prejudice against Muggle-borns and other non pure-bloods. Hogwarts years First year At the start of his first year, Crabbe was sorted into Slytherin House, along with his friends Draco Malfoy and Gregory Goyle, both of whom were also the sons of Death Eaters. Harry Potter noticed that Crabbe and Goyle seemed to act as bodyguards for Malfoy. When Draco challenged Harry to a duel, he selected Crabbe as his Second, although the challenge was merely a ruse to get Harry in trouble for being out of bed after hours. Second year During the second opening of the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger tricked him and Goyle into eating cakes containing a sleeping draught — by leaving the cakes on a banister, even though Crabbe and Goyle had already eaten much more than their fill (which would explain his obesity). Ron and Harry used hairs from Crabbe and Goyle to impersonate them, as components of a Polyjuice Potion, and spy on Malfoy in the Slytherin Common Room (Hermione did not go as Millicent Bulstrode because she had used cat hairs, thinking they were Millicent's hairs from her robes, transforming her partly into a cat). Third year On the way to Hogwarts on his third year of education, Crabbe along with his friends stepped into Harry Potter's compartment to bully him. However, they could not act on their wishes as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Remus Lupin, was in the compartment, sleeping. Early in the school year it was quite clear that the Dementors guarding Hogwarts from Sirius Black were feared by Harry, and so during a Quidditch match, Crabbe and his friends put their cloaks up and pretended to be Dementors in an attempt to scare Harry, which it did and Harry cast a Patronus charm in response. Goyle was later humiliated when Harry (under his Invisibility cloak) defended his friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley by throwing snowballs at him. Crabbe's attempts to scare Harry later in the year were foiled, as he had too much protection from students and staff. Fourth year In the 1994-1995 school year, the Triwizard Tournament was held at Hogwarts school. After Harry Potter became a champion alongside Cedric Diggory, Crabbe, Goyle and Malfoy passed out badges that could be made to read Potter Stinks, and taunted Harry regularly, such as commenting that he was betting Harry wouldn't last more than a few minutes with the dragons. At the end of the year, Harry was almost killed by Lord Voldemort, and saw that Crabbe's father was a Death Eater. Fifth year In their fifth year, Crabbe and Goyle each became Beaters for the Slytherin Quidditch team. During the Slytherin vs. Gryffindor Quidditch match, Crabbe sent a Bludger at Harry, angry because he caught the Snitch before Draco (the Seeker then) did. Harry got into a fight alongside George Weasley and got a lifetime ban from Quidditch, courtesy of Dolores Umbridge.

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Pat Robertson Joins the War.

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Join the Lichtenstein navy and use Subs.

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i actually really miss 2006 - 2009 i miss that site by fearcondom my life wasn't that bad i wasn't addicted to oxy yet i was pretty creative but i was a faggot but that's ok i had a hot girlfriend she was hot now i'm married to a complete cunt my creativity replaced with opiates anyone else reember 2006 sugarwater

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The battle between Anonymous and Scientology needs your help. It may not be the IIDF but Anonymous hates scientology as much as ytmnd does. Google "project chanology". We have held WORLDWIDE PROTESTS WITH OVER 7600 people attending in total.

theytmndarmy

nuff said

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Join gabbly.com/ytmnd.com NOW

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to help them crackas lookin to join the elite corps of gangbangers

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Cal9mm Gay? Could this really be true? Is it Possible??? Yes, of course it is! We all thought cal was gay, but there was no sure way of asking him. So i made this little nifty channel, and as you see, he joined. What a f*g.

CalIsGay

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Darth Vader gets Black Sabbath to join the Dark Side and celebrate by having a concert.

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Uhhh

OMFGSecretNaziChiyo

If you have the aptitude, you should join the College Of Winterhold.

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Time Force offer you the oppertunity to travel back in time

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Epona will be able to be shot nine times and still live. This is way better than that 50 Cent:Bulletproof game.

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Yeah, been done twice already, but they're both sh*t. We need some Sonic kicking Mario's ass. I might have to update this a few times though to make things work properly.

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