| ?Bride of Peppers |
TheIronJew |
(2.67) |
456 |
2006-03-07 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
startsucking
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| ?(nsfw) Two Tickets to Stank Town |
johntocaelpiano |
(1.00) |
459 |
2017-02-23 |
|
description:
When you can smell it from here and need to get your fingers wet.
domain:
stanktown
|
| ?Three Stooges Samba |
TripCannon |
(3.00) |
463 |
2016-06-10 |
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description:
Larry, Moe, and Curly out on the town.
domain:
stoogesby3
|
| ?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
467 |
2023-09-23 |
|
description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
|
| ?jesse and chris are owning |
dukeisultra |
(3.00) |
483 |
2008-05-08 |
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description:
OWNING AROUND TOWN
domain:
jesseandchris
|
| ?HOT TOWN!! |
NotyourAverageSoftPr |
(2.67) |
483 |
2005-11-12 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
summerinthecity
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| ?Birdman's In Town |
BigTMan |
(1.00) |
486 |
2015-02-12 |
|
description:
Birdman
domain:
birdmansintown
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| ?L337WilloW |
L337WilloW |
(4.00) |
487 |
2012-12-10 |
|
description:
Lavender Town
domain:
L337WilloW
|
| ?Lick it up Phil! Lick it up Baby! |
jester112 |
(2.00) |
491 |
2006-02-15 |
|
description:
Phil licks takes his microwave sub to town! Lick it up baby!
domain:
lickitupbaby
|
| ?MJ says this town needs a better class of criminal |
venom12 |
(2.50) |
497 |
2008-08-23 |
|
description:
michael kidnaps little girl
domain:
mjnotthechildren
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| ?princess |
peniboys |
(2.00) |
497 |
2013-08-25 |
|
description:
peanuts.
domain:
pricelesslamp
|
| ?dancin brides |
tritech |
(1.57) |
507 |
2006-09-22 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
dancinbridez
|
| ?(nsfw) Im back b*tches |
Lyret |
(1.00) |
508 |
2017-10-03 |
|
description:
Just letting som peeps know whos back in town
domain:
backinkrylbo
|
| ?jasmines and a woman with yellow dress |
rikys |
(2.50) |
510 |
2010-06-30 |
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description:
the princess is here
domain:
woma
|
|
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| ?Luigi Intensifies |
Glitchy4ianGirl |
(1.00) |
510 |
2015-05-28 |
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description:
hurhurhur
(non vibrating gif cuz lazy)
with a random r63 SMG4 cause deez nuts
domain:
luigiintensifies
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| ?Obligatory Christmas Filler Site |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
513 |
2022-12-25 |
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description:
LOL I'M TOO LAZY TO ACTUALLY PUT WORK INTO A SITE ON CHRISTMAS
domain:
saintnicholas
|
| ?Lazy slob |
demonizzer |
(2.33) |
516 |
2005-10-11 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
Lazyslob
|
| ?doug goes to funky town |
justin138 |
(2.60) |
517 |
2020-06-22 |
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description:
nickelodeon's doug goes to funky town [quick edit from episode 43 - Doug's Halloween Adventure]
domain:
getyourselftofunkytown
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| ?Bros on the Town |
ewetmnd |
(1.67) |
519 |
2010-05-17 |
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description:
Don't stop. Believing.
domain:
foreversweet
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| ?leathers in town |
rankin |
(2.75) |
520 |
2006-01-01 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
pleather
|
| ?YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR THE BGL |
lightman |
(1.00) |
524 |
2008-01-16 |
|
description:
The BGL will destroy towns and level cities if he is angered
domain:
bgl
|
| ?once elected shiftless & lazy |
glowczenskijd |
(3.00) |
529 |
2010-02-23 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
kmjuygdsa
|
| ?My Town was Shit |
SoaringWings |
(5.00) |
530 |
2017-09-28 |
|
description:
has anyone ever played this shitty face book game?
domain:
MyTown
|
| ?My Favorite Videogame |
solidjohnny |
(3.14) |
534 |
2009-05-05 |
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description:
somebody probably did this already but i was too lazy to spend more than 5 minutes trying to find it
domain:
falcon2
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| ?the king of towns own show |
Dans |
(4.00) |
538 |
2006-05-17 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
thekingoftownsownshow
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| ?Princess Bride Rollin' (Limp Bizkit) |
Ebb1993 |
(3.00) |
543 |
2014-12-28 |
|
description:
Not sure if this was made yet, but thought this would go well.
domain:
rollinrollinpb
|
| ?Night at the International Floors |
thedooder |
(1.00) |
544 |
2008-10-09 |
|
description:
A night on the town with Thomas!
domain:
natif
|
| ?DURN TOWN WOR FHAT |
Steveconns |
(1.57) |
546 |
2014-09-06 |
|
description:
DURN TOWN WOR FHAT
domain:
DURNTOWN
|
| ?O RLY Town (Now with picture!) |
Jack3 |
(3.50) |
549 |
2006-02-15 |
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description:
Orly? YA RLY! In France
domain:
orlytownfrance
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| ?Lazy Mother F*@%er Stole My Check |
grizzly44 |
(2.00) |
549 |
2006-05-16 |
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description:
Lazy Mother Stole My Check
domain:
stolemycheck
|