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Name: Mary Hard , Age: 34 , Height: 5'6" (172 CM) , Weight: 165 lbs , Hair Color: Brown , Eye Color: Green , Cup Size: H , Hobbies: Clothes Shopping & Dressing Up Bella , About: Mary has been single for the past eighteen years of her life after she was heart broken at a young age by her first love, Amanda Long. She gave birth to two of Amanda's children. One while they were dating and one after a one night stand with Amanda a year later. However, she never let Amanda know about either pregnancy and raised the two girls on her own. , Sex Life: Until she met Bella, Mary had not had sex since her second child was conceived. She spent her time while single fantasizing about being with barely legal futanari teens. Mary's biggest turn on is the feeling of a small, soft cock growing hard in her mouth. Her second greatest fantasy would be getting ass fucked by a futanari girl with an incredibly large dick. Her other interests include role-playing, golden showers, and cuckold. , Misc: Mary has been very insecure about the size of her penis and foreskin as well as her enlarged clitoris for her whole life. , Flaccid Penis Size L: 8 inches (21 CM) , Flaccid Penis Size G: 8.6 inches (22 CM) , Erect Penis Size L: 12.2 inches (32 CM) , Erect Penis Size G: 11 inches (29 CM) , Semen Output: Average 80 OZ . PLAYFUTA (MARCH 2000)

MaryHard

It feels like I am losing my mind. It feels like you already know me, babe. Oae o o oa o o oa o o oa

mysteryskullslosingmymind

I feel like a real cowboy, because I have mace.

macecowboy

The Story Behind That Viral 'SNL' Skit of Donald Trump with Dancing Chickens: 'Horrifying and Amazing' A 2004 Saturday Night Live skit that shows President Donald Trump spoofing his love of selling anything with his name on it, even if it means being surrounded by people in chicken suits, is back in the spotlight. The fake commercial features Trump at the height of his fame as The Apprentice host wearing a bright yellow suit hawking “Donald Trump’s House of Wings.” Despite having aired as a part of the April 2004 episode that Trump hosted, the sketch was not in SNL DVDs that include the episode, according to previous Inside Edition and CNN reports. At the time, the clip was also missing from the episode on Hulu, according to Inside Edition. The sketch previously made headlines in 2015, during Trump's presidential campaign

HouseofWings

SPITZBERG

spitzberg

He wrote his down in a man a man, he wrote his down in a do do-do do, he wrote his down, clap clap he wrote he wrote he wrote. Hey sis - TA HEY Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Do-do do. HEY. Now the guy back stage at the bar went near your house? Okay. Do-do. Do-do. HEY. So the guy near back that wayward place got out? HUH? OH! OH! OH! OH! DO DO-DO DO! ROCK ON SALLY! I ATE A HUGE EGG. Finish the sentence. Clap. Clap. Clap. Do-do do. Hey. Okay, † well that ain't right; okay do-do- -

pterano

Found at random on 5920 kHz, women of the Overcomer's Ministry of the dead (since 2021) Ralph Gordon Stair sing for the audio recorder for later playing on AM/FM/shortwave stations and Web streaming. No date given; the cult is still operating since it started in the early 1970s. We also get a little bit of Aleister Crowley's boring Christian brother reading Bible verses. NA5B WebSDR Transmitter was WRMI[-SW in Miami, Fla.

singingfromculthell

Shatner throws child to the spiders to save his blanket.

shatnerfeedspiders

A folder is given to Lloviant. The nanite-human composite checks his feed.

giventolloviantthebrainless

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sea-bass

Disney Dave sings about his Disneydavlov.

disneydave

Enjoy.

hisvajesty

just stare at his precouis face

yokaiwatch2

Shahdee was a servant of Kaileena, the Empress of Time. She is a minor antagonist in Prince of Persia: Warrior Within. "Some say that Shahdee was created in the Empress' own image. Like everything else on the island, she exists to serve the Empress of Time. But, unlike the rest of the Sand Creatures, she enjoys a small degree of autonomy, functioning as the Empress' second in command. Nevertheless, the Empress is not the kindest of masters, and Shahdee has suffered years of terrible abuse at her hands. Over time, she has come to hate her maker, secretly devising ways to either escape the island or kill the Empress. She's just waiting for the right opportunity to present itself." — Official Booklet description "A trusted subordinate of the Empress of Time, Shahdee must ensure that the prince doesn’t reach the Island of Time. When she fails to prevent his arrival, she does everything in her power to destroy him, knowing that if the vengeful Empress sees that the prince has survived, she will kill Shahdee." — Instruction Manual

Shahdee

I'm feeling Gexxy, baby.

feelingexxybaby

no description given.

flpc

Soy is all you can see when you choose to browse teevee

howitfeelstobrowsetv

You're almost 30. How does it feel to waste all those years on weakness and stupidity?

Yourealmost30

Father Horatio bellowed in his thunderous voice, "Ulmna Vi Tresci, Benki vun patrium!". As the echos faded across the lands, a silence swept over the battlefield. The earth began to shake and in quick succession, the vast False Army was rooted and swallowed by the ground.

benkitroubles

Recorded off the Grimsby, UK WebSDR, here is a ham radio operator calling CQ, looking for a "satellite" and whistling. G8XXI is his callsign. grimsbyradio.co.uk

G8XXIcallingCQandwhistling

Look at his eyes

lloviantsobadass

Forrest Gump jizzes in his pants!

gumpjizz

Quote from Long John Baldry, voice acting as Robotnik in the show Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

IJLSACHCOLST

hi matt

mattheston

Jed tells jed whats really on his mind

jedtellsjed

Michael Palin gets the strange feeling he sometimes gets.

michaelpalin

testytmndforjc

Gus and his love for Spazzup

gus4spazzup

My limbs are weak and my heart is tired, A painful death I cannot deny. It comes so soon, I have no more breath, My time to die, I cannot defy. My last glimpse of life was quite unfair, I cannot find answer through my pain. My sight is blurred as I lay there, I feel the chill of death, again and again. The pain was great, deep and profound, My memories and dreams lost in dying. The numbness of my soul, no sound, My life slipping away, I'm still trying. Please take away all this misery, Hold me tight and be true. These are my last dying wishes, Before I pass through the dark blue.

creepyisfun

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