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Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

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Have you heard of this book? I had published it in late 2021 and I am not a YTMND user then. You can find it there: https://www.mediafire.com/file/se8343h20rpy5ay/The_Rascal.epub/file At least I did not bitch everything up...

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Among the ranks of shock-jock evangelists perhaps none have aspired to the verbal exploits of “Dr.” Phil Kidd. Popular with many fundamentalist churches of more militant type, Phil is the master of Hair-Raising Sermon Illustration. It’s a rare event when he manages to make it through a sermon without some apocryphal tale of tragedy and gore. And then there are his screaming rants against all manner of other ungodly things like Nintendo video games and interracial marriage… -- clip taken from the "Stuff Fundies Like" blog

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It inspired me to make this ugly video . https://youtube.com/shorts/V2bYE-S8S5w https://boards.4chan.org/GIF/ https://boards.4chan.org/INT/ https://boards.4chan.org/K/

InterNetShutDown

nintendo fake email for robi

robinbum

from Nintendo

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Kronii Meme Coin or $KRONII is a nonexistent parody meme coin created by VTuber Ouro Kronii as a joke during a January 2025 livestream. During the stream, Kronii pretended to launch a cryptocurrency called $KRONII or Kronii coin, using nonsense crypto jargon throughout the stream. The stream inspired memes, including artwork of YouTube thumbnails that might come out if the coin was real and found to be a pump and dump, rug pull or other scam and memes about other VTubers losing money on the coin. After the stream, some people purportedly took advantage of the situation and made Kronii coins, although none of these are official or endorsed by Ouro Kronii. The parody coin was inspired by an incident that same month when Kronii's YouTube channel was hacked to promote a crypto coin. On January 20th, 2025, VTuber Ouro Kronii's account was allegedly hacked to do a double money scam under the guise of promoting a crypto coin under the title if " Brad Garlinghouse: RIPPLE BULL RUN CONFIRMED! XRP . . . "

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extremethoughts

I made this for Ian because we are friends.

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savemekse

" Pfffft~ Dude did you just call me "Mom" again? You're SO cringe, bro. I'm barely into my 20s, cmon. I GUESS I do feel kinda old wearing this "Milf" shit... Anyway, I'm gonna go do your laundry before my milktanks finish making your dinner, bro. " - Riley

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www.twitch.com/daggr4

teachmetoteachme

You shalt not stop me.

fluttershy4evr

DONT TEST ME BARD

dontestmebard

THERE ARE MANY DYING CHILDREN WHOSE LAST WISH IS TO SEE ME

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youmakemehappy

Ye A.K.A. Kanye Omari West . . . What Happened ? ! He is has confirmed that he IS using A.I. in his next album too . . . That's how low the " Artist " has fallen . . . also He is all over the political (& mental disorder) spectrem and is still ranting on X/Twitter too . . . . BTW remember when he said " George Bush doesn't care about Black people " ? ? ? We all should have gotten a clue then and should not have taken his foolishness as him being genuine or talking " straight " with us . . .

Yitler

me and you

MeAndU

As a fan of Disney's Marsupilami, I love the cartoon. Never opinion bash it or Wonka will yell that "YOU GET NOTHING!"

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topje

Cash Rules Everything Around Me

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White man with gun

mybathroomselfy

My epileptic cat is telling me that mothers are abusive.

SheMeansBusiness

You know that we love cake!

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Yungfreckz, also known as Missy Marie, is an American model. By the time she was 18, she was already sporting an I cup. She never had any intention of becoming a boob icon, but the internet decided for her. She was discovered in late 2017 by a forum dedicated to busty women in tops. Soon after the discovery, she started receiving countless messages and Instagram followers. She was not sure whether to delete everything off the internet or just to go with the new attention, but two years and several bra sizes later she decided to create a Patreon. Today Missy happily creates content for her subscribers showing off her breasts, which according to her are still growing. As of January 2025, Yungfreckz has amassed 446,000 followers on her Instagram platform.

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Random asset shit on my computer YTMND website. Hope you enjoy.

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dontturnyourbackonme

Biore strips are wonderful

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mainly music is an Australia-based organization that provides music and movement activities for children which are designed to promote early childhood development through the use of music and physical activity. These activities are typically led by trained educators and are designed to be interactive and fun for both the child and the caregiver. To join call us at 1800 979 658 or visit our website now:- https://mainlymusic.org/

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