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We all try to control situations to avoid painful feelings.

mustcontrol

YTMND on Solana!

yourethemannowdogwifhat

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alberts

If You Touch Us, You Will Die...

hyomin8

You're the pork now dog! (YTPND)

youretheporknowdog

Grimmy (SevenArts) - Ask Me Anything ! ! ! " Hey! Snot Nose... You're dead, get over it Now quit your bawling. I have shit to do "

Grimmy

Even the shyest of birds occasionally have their spicy moments... deciding to wear a sheer skirt out for a day of shopping was already a bold move, but after picking up a few new toys at his favourite toy store he got a little too carried away and the idea entered his head that trying one out in public would be an exciting way to spend the afternoon. Slipping it in somewhere discrete, not too worried about it being visible through the sheer fabric figuring his tailfeathers and general fluff would do a good enough job hiding it from view, he settled down at a nearby coffee shop. Unfortunately for poor Addie, the toy ended up being considerably more effective than he had expected. Suffice it to say, everyone around had a pretty good idea what was going on, and given his state there wasn't much he could do about it except wait for his body to calm down enough for him to be able to walk away... Fortunately, this kind of thing is well tolerated and often even enjoyed his his world, so he shouldn't get into much trouble. Judging by the subtle shake of the camera though, we may be viewing this through someone's phone recording... that's what you get for trying out toys in public, Addie!

Adhina

LOL KHAN IS WATCHING FUTURAMA AND GETS EXCITED BECAUSE HE SEES A SHOW ABOUT HIS PLANET BUT THEN HE REALIZES THAT SINCE IT'S CSI THEY'RE PROBABLY INVESTIGATING HOW HE MURDERED PEOPLE WITH CETI EELS

csiceti

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MoneyNO

So much to be happy about when you're eve-ill

shewillrejoice

This one's for you buddy!

andeverythingiwouldliketobe

Piglet suddenly snaps and starts murdering people

everybodydie

Apparently you can't be teh ghey without being a flaming twenty-something swinger. Don't get me started on "LGB drop the T" or bi erasure...

wowwackygays

You cant escape bots. They're everywhere.

idontknowhowtoreportauser

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stupidassstupid

THE NUKE IS COMING DOWN!

NukeRun

MinkaXXX/Michelle Kim (Number One Asian Big Boob Queen, Satin, Shanghai Sally, & Unhee Aptekar) is an Korean-American award-winning porn star, adult model and former exotic dancer. Minka is billed as being the largest breasted Asian woman in the world. She is entitled as the "Bountiful Beautiful Asian" on her official website. Minka has had a long and successful career in the adult entertainment industry, spanning over 25 years and counting with many awards and a membership in the Erotica Hall of Fame. Minka possesses a tight, slim and athletic body with a massive chest. Minka was born to Korean parents of French and Vietnamese ancestry in Seoul, South Korea. Minka attended college in South Korea, where she became a skilled tennis player. After graduating, Minka went to the United States in 1993 to compete in the Asian Olympics in Chicago, Illinois. There she and her partner won the Gold Medal in women's doubles. Minka established residence in the United States and wanted to become a professional tennis instructor, but she wasn't able to pass her license exam because of her poor English skills. Minka turned to modeling, after her former tennis partner suggested to turn to modeling because of her attractive shape. Eventually, Minka sent a portfolio of images of herself to British adult photographer/film director John Graham. About a week after sending her photos, Minka was on her way to England to meet Graham and start her modeling career. Graham also referred Minka to Universal Entertainment, an adult talent agency. Minka’s first photoshoot was shot by Graham in England for the American Score magazine. In 1994, Minka went back to the United States, where she continued to pose for Score, toured as an exotic dancer and starred in her first adult film Duke of Knockers 2, which was also directed by Graham. Throughout the 1990’s and 2000’s, Minka posed for Score, Gent, Buxotica, Oriental Dolls, D-Cup and starred in over 30 films. Throughout her career, Minka received many honors and awards. In promotion of her image, Minka appeared on many television shows. In 1997, Minka appeared on The Jerry Springer Show in an episode titled "Big-Busted Strippers!", with fellow big-bust entertainers Candy Andes, Kayla Kleevage, Lisa Lipps, Mesha Lynn and Crystal Storm. In 1999, Minka was a guest on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, on which she participated in a toe-sucking sketch. Minka was frequently referred to as the "number one Asian big boob queen" by radio personality Adam Carolla on Loveline where she appeared as a guest in December 2000. On the 2007 television show Manswers on Spike TV, one topic was who had the biggest boobs in the world. Minka was listed as one of the possibilities. The show eventually chose Maxi Mounds because of her Guinness World Record. Minka possesses a tanned, slim, and athletic body with extremely large breasts. Minka acquired her 54KKK breasts through several breast augmentations in the mid-1990’s from a F cup to KKK cup. Her latest implants were polypropylene string breast implants, also used by big-bust stars Chelsea Charms and Maxi Mounds (among others) to achieve exceptionally-large bust sizes. Minka has a bra cup-size reported as 55KKK. She claims her breasts weigh 13.5 pounds (6.1 kg) each. Because of her polypropylene implants, her breasts gradually continue to grow. In early 2009, Minka appeared in an interview on the British Channel 4’s The World’s Most Enhanced Woman And Me, in which Minka said that she may have a breast reduction in 2011 or 2012.

MichelleKim

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devtricorder

Just an idea I had.

youreadognowman

The door is locked somewhere else

povyouarehavingastroke

happy new year guys 2023 is gonna be AMAZING!

happynewyearxD

this is why we can't have nice things

reeeeeeee

We will miss you.

SuperUltraShiite

I had some life I had some more On this side Machine Man Have some more We now for no On this side We gnawed alter war

dinosroas

Huspant you spent too much money on video games and now we are homeress.

Toomanyvideogames

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crazyazudriver

Since January 7, 2025, an ongoing series of 23 catastrophic wildfires have affected the Los Angeles metropolitan area and surrounding regions. The fires have been exacerbated by drought conditions, low humidity, and hurricane-force Santa Ana winds, which in some places have reached 100 miles per hour (160 km/h; 45 m/s). As of January 14, 2025, the wildfires have killed at least 25 people, forced nearly 180,000 to evacuate, and destroyed or damaged more than 12,401 structures. Most of the damage has been done by the two largest fires: the Palisades Fire in Pacific Palisades and the Eaton Fire in Altadena. They are likely the second and fourth most destructive fires in California's history, respectively. DEI: Statistically, there is ZERO chance that the three very best candidates for LAFD fire chief would all be lesbians. Kristina Crowley Fire Chief Salary: $439K , Kristina Kepner Assist Chief Salary: $264K , Kristine Larson Equity Chief Salary: $399K . Only around 13.9% of firefighters are women, fewer than 2% of those women are lesbians, and under 6% of fire chiefs are female. Statistically speaking, it’s extremely unlikely that three top candidates for chief would all be lesbians—let alone that one would also be black—and the odds are slimmer still if they all share the name Kristin. LA Mayor-Karen Bass (She demanded millions of dollars to be cut from the fire department but did fill it up with DEI) : Are All Democrat Liberals Who Are Responsible for This. Let's Repeat After Me- Vote DEI, You DIE. “This is why some of y'all states be getting hurricanes, that's all Imma say. I swear to God I'm gonna f**k you up, get away from me! I'm sick of you! Burn you're f**king hats mother****r. I'm really sad. I swear to god I'm really sad,” - Cardi B (After Trump's election win, she displayed her Hollywood elite mindset... You get what You deserve).

CaliforniaWildfire

you're the hero

heronickleback

Béni soit son nom.

Hugocopywriter

why cant we be friends?

teagardner