| ?CATSROLL: CATS sings Never Gonna Give You ... |
Bizznatch |
(3.94) |
7,609 |
2007-08-20 |
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description:
CATS sings Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up. Better known as CATSroll.
domain:
catsroll
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| ?The Diarrhea Song |
ddman |
(3.94) |
7,598 |
2010-08-11 |
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description:
Rock out to poop? Why, yes. Yes, you can.
This is a song I recorded in the late 1990s and found on a CD I burned in 2000. Yes, it's 100% original.
The song was originally recorded using some seriously wonky equipment. The vocals were belted through a Radio Shack cheap 7-dollar microphone and the multitrack on a Tascam 424 for those that remember that thing. The drums are fake and from a keyboard. All the guitars are real.
The only thing different is that I added in a guitar at the end (which is why it sounds so different from the other) because that section was originally intended for a solo I never recorded. Instead I just added in a rhythm track because it seemed to fit better.
Lyrics:
((PFFT))
DIARRHEA
DIARRHEA
YEAH ((PFFT))
PEOPLE THINK IT'S GROSS, BUT I THINK IT'S PRETTY GOOD ON TOAST
DIARRHEA
DRIVING IN MY CHEVY, AND I FEEL SOMETHING HEAVY
DIAHHREA
WHEN I'M WALKING DOWN THE HALL, AND I FEEL SOMETHING FALL
DIARRHEA
SLIDING INTO FIRST, AND I FEEL SOMETHING BURST
DIARRHEA
SLIDING INTO THIRD, AND I FEEL A WET TURD
DIARRHEA
YEAH
DIARRHEA
WHEN SOMETHING IS THE MATTER, AND I FEEL SOMETHING SPLATTER
DIARRHEA
WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY FEET, AND IT CAME FROM MY SEAT
DIARRHEA
WHEN I'M SLIDING INTO HOME, AND I FEEL SOMETHING'S BLOWN
DIARRHEA
WHEN I'M BREAKING ON THE BOWL, AND A WAVE COMES FROM THE HOLE
DIARRHEA
YEAH
OOP! OH MAN, I GOTTA WIPE MY ASS. HEH HEH HEH HEH. ((PFFT))
domain:
diarrheasong
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| ?June 6th Never Forget... |
wheels979 |
(4.12) |
7,567 |
2007-06-06 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
june6neverfoget
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| ?The real reason why I voted five on your site |
wisdumcube |
(3.86) |
7,542 |
2007-05-01 |
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description:
site profiles never looked so good.
domain:
notalladvertisementsarebad
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| ?Never give up, never surrender! |
Pimplestiltzkin |
(4.33) |
7,524 |
2005-07-24 |
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description:
Never give up, never surrender!
domain:
neversurrender
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| ?Adam Styles Doesn't Change Facial Expres... |
JoshV |
(3.67) |
7,522 |
2006-12-13 |
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description:
Adam's facial expression never changes.
domain:
adamstylesfacialexpression
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| ?Kratos' MySpace Suicide! |
JagerX2 |
(3.72) |
7,521 |
2005-12-21 |
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description:
Self Explanitory. Better late than never. And this is for the God of War fans.
domain:
kratossuicide
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| ?Original Cosby Scene 4 |
iisryan |
(3.90) |
7,507 |
2006-06-20 |
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description:
Better late than never, right? I noticed this fad was kind of dying down so I just wanted to throw another log onto the fire. Long live Cosby!
domain:
originalcosbyscene4
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| ?How to scare off trolls |
tylersaintcool |
(4.49) |
7,496 |
2013-07-19 |
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description:
Ernest demonstrates
domain:
trollfighternumberone
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| ?VIII: Brick Killed a Trick-or-Treater |
Ozone31 |
(3.48) |
7,468 |
2005-10-30 |
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description:
I SAW THAT! Brick never takes a day off, even on Halloween. This is the 8th of 11 in the famous "Brick Killed" Series.
domain:
brickkilledtot
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| ?Kermit The Frog And Big Bird On Weed |
juggalagalo |
(3.15) |
7,456 |
2005-10-02 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
KermitAndBigbird
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| ?It's never too late |
bigapple |
(3.87) |
7,449 |
2007-01-29 |
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description:
he's free
domain:
itsnevertoolate
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| ?Comments you hope to never see |
TheEvilTwin |
(4.21) |
7,437 |
2006-12-02 |
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description:
I'm purposefully setting myself up for bizarre comments here. P.S. I'll change the music if anyone can think of something that goes with this.
domain:
badcomments
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| ?Things that bother you never bother me. |
doogjy |
(2.13) |
7,424 |
2006-01-04 |
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description:
I'm so happy
domain:
ttbydbm
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| ?Hope: the only reason I wake up every morning (U... |
cooke |
(3.83) |
7,384 |
2006-06-24 |
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description:
"If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?" - "Remember when they said they'd never make a sequel..they lied."
domain:
commando2
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| ?Violent Pornography |
MaskedWallaby |
(3.64) |
7,375 |
2005-06-24 |
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description:
Kermit violates a bunny violently.
domain:
vp
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| ?Optimus Prime: Pedophile In Disguise |
Zarius |
(4.41) |
7,344 |
2006-06-26 |
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description:
http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/showthread.php?p=417488&posted=1#post417488
Prime never bends, he never breaks...
domain:
transformerspedophiles
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| ?(nsfw) The Internets is never where you need it!! (R... |
Mrlol |
(3.10) |
7,328 |
2005-06-26 |
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description:
n*gg* stole my description.
domain:
tehinternet
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| ?KHANTMND: The Khan button |
DarthWang |
(3.95) |
7,305 |
2007-05-23 |
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description:
LOL! KHANTMND: Never leave Ceti Alpha 5 without it!
domain:
khanbutton
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| ?I've never seen ketchup so sexy! |
madmadcows |
(3.65) |
7,289 |
2006-08-16 |
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description:
:3
domain:
sexyketchup
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| ?Dr-L337: A Paradox |
Kalishinko |
(4.03) |
7,276 |
2006-10-09 |
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description:
We may never know how he does it.
domain:
dr-l337paradox
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| ?Sitepals dont change facial expression |
Dustino66 |
(3.91) |
7,254 |
2006-07-18 |
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description:
sitepals never change facial expression
domain:
sitepalsfaces
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| ?I AM teh lol! |
rCon |
(3.96) |
7,205 |
2006-09-09 |
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description:
"It's a lie! The evidence has been falsified! It's impossible! I never broke the lol, I AM teh lol!"
- Judge Dredd
domain:
iamtehlol
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| ?Avril Lavigne Plagiarizes From Many Sources |
NorthAmericanDangerD |
(3.51) |
7,179 |
2007-07-06 |
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description:
War...war never changes
domain:
animesucksass
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| ?Secret Vatican Archives Found! |
Smith-Man |
(3.96) |
7,157 |
2007-11-18 |
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description:
Little is know about Pope Lando except that he was a worthy man, and never betrayed ANYONE.
domain:
notadavincicode
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| ?(nsfw) Scared Sh!tless |
Feedrosie |
(3.90) |
7,141 |
2006-06-22 |
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description:
It's from Ernest goes to jail... the guy really is making that noise
domain:
scaredasfcuk
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| ?Goodbye Pluto (Revised) |
Anarkistpatriot |
(3.66) |
7,141 |
2006-08-24 |
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description:
I spent the last 2 decades of my life firmly believing that, no matter what happened, there were some things that would never change. I was wrong.
domain:
plutosnotcoolenoughtoplaywiththebigplanets
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| ?Body Break: WTF?? |
smoothmedia |
(3.56) |
7,132 |
2005-11-09 |
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description:
An episode of Body Break never shown on Television....
domain:
bodybreak
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| ?Lego faces dont change facial expressions |
XSBlackhawk |
(3.52) |
7,108 |
2006-02-25 |
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description:
Lego faces never change facial expressions!
domain:
Legoexpressions
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| ?icu creamu man |
Menelec |
(2.00) |
7,099 |
2005-10-06 |
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description:
bible, rape, sex, jezus, darth vader, futurama, simpsons, harry potter, lol, omgf, baby, friends, bush, america, banana, mario, zelda, movie, matrix, lord of the rings, akira, anime, hentai, birthday, kermit, rick james, allah, god, man, woman, porn, whor
domain:
i-scream
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