| ?got shrunk down |
Krangar18 |
(3.85) |
4,882 |
2014-04-22 |
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description:
when the doctor visits the set of "honey we shrunk ourselves" on his "tour de 1997" he gets more than he bargained for! turns out the shrink ray was almost real! the doctor thought something suspicious was going on so he hid behind a plant until nightfall and then went to do some snooping around. he heard someone tinkering around in the backstage area it was rick morantis! he was pouring into the prop shrink ray some kind of clear blue liquid he was startled. who the hell are you he demanded. oh me well i'm the doctor he said all sly and shit. what are you doing with there? this is just ordinary window cleaner said rick. BULLSHIT i know depropifying fluid when i see it. you're gonna make that shrink ray REAL. WHY??? So I can shrink my humungous penis down to a normal size, said rink. I'm starting to get typecast. But your huge penis saves the planet in about 200 years, said the doctor. Once you finally except your penis for WHO YOU ARE you begin to make plastic molds of it around the world. then when the aliens come to destroy they can see all the giant dildos from OUTER SPACE and return home to figure out how to fight them. but they never make it home because they forgot to fuel up when they had the chance. rick says ok so why don't i just shrink my cock and then make huge dildos anyway? It doesn't work like that screamed the doctor! it's only in the honor of a LEGEND that they will wield their dildos so ferociously. so anyway they go back and fourth like this for a while but eventually he agrees not to shrink the dink. However he does notice a tiny piece of coconut on his upper lip and screams YOU STOLE MY MOUNDS BAR and turns the shrink ray on him and then pretends to go on a tour of the wheaties factory and drops him in a box marked "WHEATIES" iTHINK he explains all this to the guy having breakfast and they sort the whole thing out.
domain:
rpg
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| ?There's Never a Wrong Time for a Pepsi! |
CreepPipe |
(3.71) |
4,834 |
2007-05-07 |
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description:
Someday this will all make sense. Watch out, the year 2016 gets a little bit bumpy.
domain:
absininthe
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| ?They'll never take my stapler!!!!!! |
opforce32 |
(3.03) |
4,831 |
2004-06-06 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
theyllnevertakemystapler
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| ?Ryan Stiles: ualuealuealeuale |
FatManofDoom |
(3.67) |
4,827 |
2006-01-11 |
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description:
I've always wanted to make an ualuealeuale site, but I could never find a good pic. I found it, so, here you are.
domain:
stilesualue
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| ?I have the high ground! |
skullmagic2 |
(3.95) |
4,828 |
2006-06-04 |
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description:
No wonder Anakin lost- Dungeons and Dragons never lies.
domain:
anakinpwnt
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| ?Darth Stapler bakes a pretty stapler |
DarthWang |
(3.48) |
4,820 |
2007-06-19 |
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description:
DARTH STAPLER IS BACK AGAIN, YOU CAN NEVER KEEP HIM DOWN!
domain:
darthstaplercake
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| ?Scene Girls Never Change Facial Expressions |
zyklonbeta |
(3.31) |
4,806 |
2006-01-03 |
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description:
yep
domain:
scenegirlsncfe
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| ?The adorable Haley like you've never seen ... |
MMBosstone737 |
(1.98) |
4,803 |
2006-01-27 |
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description:
YTMND Cutie Haley
domain:
gorgeoushaley
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| ?Muppet Girl Whats Yo Fantasy???! |
YourTheCoconutMan |
(3.96) |
4,784 |
2007-01-26 |
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description:
In the garden or in the DUUUUURT! ....also the chick looks scared.
domain:
tagteamofftherope
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| ?Tom Cruise Has 3 Weaknesses |
tEh0rG4zMZ00rz |
(3.83) |
4,781 |
2006-10-09 |
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description:
I've never seen anyone who was so afraid of vaginas.
domain:
CruiseweaknessIII
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| ?Woody Allen: The Robots (now with gif thanks to ... |
ericcondon |
(3.88) |
4,770 |
2006-04-19 |
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description:
I've never seen a funny Woody Allen-related YTMND, so here's my entry.
domain:
sleeperrobots
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| ?Picard has STAMINA! (Firefox sync) |
Xoul |
(3.99) |
4,764 |
2006-10-12 |
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description:
STAMINA! I'LL BE DAMN IF I EVER BE! TOOK AWAY BY THE DEMONS I'LL NEVER BE! WHAT'S THE WEATHER WHEN I BUST A RHYTHM I COME WITH A HEATER! CLEVERLY! N*GG* NOTHIN WILL NEVER BE! SO KILLA, FLOWZILLA, GORILLA! IF FLOW WAS A FELONY, I'D BE IN A LINE HELLA DOIN
domain:
techpicard
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| ?it never ends! |
steralite |
(3.73) |
4,752 |
2005-09-15 |
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description:
yeah..
domain:
lambchop
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| ?e-baums Scared of YTMND |
Movado |
(3.42) |
4,746 |
2006-01-07 |
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description:
Ebaums scared of YTMND raid
domain:
ebaumsscared
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| ?VinnyWeapons never changes YTMND comments |
Spotz |
(3.63) |
4,744 |
2006-02-06 |
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description:
This guy cracks me up. If I were him I would have caved in and posted something else by now.
domain:
vinnyweapons
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| ?I never thought a Hyundai would be so awesome. |
AgentThermal |
(3.90) |
4,740 |
2010-08-31 |
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description:
He never thought a Hyundai would be so awesome.
domain:
heneverthought
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| ?Top Viewed Experiment - Trial 2 |
davedevil16 |
(3.99) |
4,733 |
2006-02-22 |
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description:
This is the second trial of the on-going experiment. YTMND will never be the same!While updating the image i just accidentlty deleted it...
domain:
topviewedexperiment2
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| ?The Edmund Fitzgerald never really stood a chanc... |
hdofu |
(4.06) |
4,720 |
2009-04-25 |
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description:
he couldn't be moved even by the plight of The Edmund Fitzgerald
domain:
nothingsinkstheblob
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| ?(nsfw) Vintage Baywatch |
methodminus |
(4.03) |
4,719 |
2009-03-06 |
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description:
Saving lives in a one piece bathing suit never goes out of style.
domain:
baywatch
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| ?Stolen Songs: Weird Al and Michael Jackson |
AegisReflector |
(3.58) |
4,715 |
2007-03-11 |
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description:
Man, I've never had a reason to dislike Micheal Jackson before now, but after this, he has lost all of my respect.
domain:
jacksonstolefromweirdal
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| ?OMG! LUIGI'S CHILDHOOD! |
Lloen |
(2.71) |
4,696 |
2007-09-10 |
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description:
Mario's getting *ss raped by bowser.. can you not see that? Luigi is scared beyond all rational thought.
domain:
omghischildhod
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| ?Lance Henriksen Scares Japan |
dedcat |
(4.00) |
4,695 |
2006-09-06 |
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description:
Lance Henriksen Scares Japan. Because scared Japanese people are funny.
domain:
lancescaresjapan
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| ?Do You Remember? |
gtorisu9se |
(3.03) |
4,693 |
2007-07-19 |
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description:
There was a
Ba de ya - say do you remember
Ba de ya - dancing in September
Ba de ya - never was a cloudy day.......there was a
Ba de ya - say do you remember
Ba de ya - dancing in September
Ba de ya - golden dreams were shiny days
domain:
whydanceinseptember
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| ?Ahh Eon8 Scares the Crap Out of me. |
shankness |
(3.65) |
4,690 |
2006-06-30 |
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description:
So..f*cking...scared.
domain:
googleeon8
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| ?Kermit Wants Your Soul |
phire |
(3.42) |
4,688 |
2005-12-10 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
kermitsoul
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| ?Bill's Anatomy |
spazzmckiwi |
(3.71) |
4,685 |
2007-11-20 |
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description:
Yeah, he's back, or maybe he never left?
domain:
patmecosby
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| ?They Shoulda Never Gave You Niggers Money |
Tiberius |
(2.24) |
4,680 |
2004-06-10 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
shouldanevergaveyouniggersmoney
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| ?I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm... |
synapse177 |
(3.02) |
4,655 |
2004-05-08 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
imsoexcited
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| ?Chuck norris getting his ass kicked |
libutti |
(2.38) |
4,645 |
2006-04-05 |
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description:
chuck norris never gets his *ss kicked!
domain:
doesnthappen
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| ?Gay Muppet Sex |
superficialfilter |
(3.13) |
4,643 |
2005-11-08 |
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description:
Kermit loves giving it from behind
domain:
analfrogging
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