| ?TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE! |
SgtMoss |
(4.00) |
6,981 |
2009-10-06 |
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description:
Call of Duty takes Howard Deans advice literally.
domain:
takebackwhitehouse
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| ?rick roll |
Mansquito |
(3.72) |
6,964 |
2012-06-20 |
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description:
Candice Bergen and Matt Pinfield are crime fighting terrorist negotiators who met at TGIFriday's on ladies night. "I'll have a coors light, and a long island ice tea for the lady" "I'm sorry sir, but ladies are allowed one free drink, and she had a rum and shasta already" "Damnit I've been negotiating with terrorists all day. Give me a long island ice tea now!" "Is this how you practice negotiating? By acting like an insane bitch and already drunk at- wait, you're a terrorist nogiator?" "Why yes. And it's really stressfull. That's why I'm trying to get that long island ice tea. Let me tell you something, I've been-" "Let me stop you right here. Do you use a megaphone?" "Of course I do jack-ass. Terrorist are always hanging out of 12th story windows with a knife to someone's throat. They don't toss us walkie-talkies, if that's what you're thinking. Now where's that long island ice tea?" Well you see, I host a really long and boring show on MTV called 200 minutes, something or other, and most of my viewers only stay tuned because they fall asleep and can't change the channel. If I can use your megaphone on my show, I can wake them up, and they'll change the channel to animaniacs or something, and then I can lose my job and we can fight crime together. I love you Candice." "Sounds good. But wait, can I still convince people that a lifetime in jail is better than quenching their thirst for vengence, and sacrificing their lives to achieve eternal bliss in heaven?" "Fine, we'll be crime fighters/terrorist negotiators, ok?" "Ok great. If I could just get that drink, we'll be on our way." "The bartender said you can't have it because you already drank the shasta." "Well I'm not paying 6 dollars for a shitty long island ice tea!!!" "I got an idea. We'll split it. I'll chip in 3 dollars and you can just owe me." "Sounds good. BARTENDE- wait a minute! OWE you?! LOLOL Let's arrest this guy for orderly conduct!"
domain:
swordplay
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| ?Gamespot makes Zelda fans emo |
Yelowsponge |
(3.22) |
6,959 |
2006-11-18 |
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description:
Gamespot review gives an 8.8!
domain:
zelda8point8
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| ?Luke Gets the Blue Screen |
InTheCell |
(3.68) |
6,951 |
2005-06-07 |
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description:
Luke Skywalker's computer gives him the blue screen of death.
domain:
lukegetsthebluescreen
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| ?Sonic 2 Beta Drowning |
Typhlosion |
(3.90) |
6,950 |
2005-08-10 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
betadrowning
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| ?Tom Kruse in Minority Report |
ProfessorBooty |
(3.73) |
6,940 |
2007-10-14 |
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description:
I'm Tom Kruse, inventor of the Hoveround. I'm a nurse by profession so I know how important it is to your well-being to have a powerchair that gives you independence and freedom. The freedom to get around and enjoy life again.
domain:
tomkruseinminorityreport
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| ?Sonic gives Pervert Mario advice |
N64Chick |
(4.03) |
6,930 |
2006-01-21 |
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description:
Yes, I'm aware that this fad's probably dead, but I've been wanting to do this for awhile!
domain:
pervmarioadvice
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| ?(nsfw) sonic loves teh sexzorz (v.2) |
Brianisapickle |
(2.76) |
6,908 |
2005-08-23 |
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description:
thats NO good
domain:
soniclovestehsexzorzv2
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| ?Sonic Vs. Robotnik!!1! |
gguru1 |
(3.85) |
6,903 |
2005-11-10 |
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description:
Sonic kills Dr. Robotnick in Archiecomics No. 50!! KiCkAsS!!!
domain:
sonicvsrobotnick
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| ?LIQUID SNAKE IS SHADOW?? (metal gear solid ... |
JaffaCake0 |
(3.09) |
6,895 |
2006-03-10 |
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description:
"I'M SHADOW" SAYS LIQUID SNAKE THEREFORE TOTALLY TWISTING THINGS A HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DEGREES INTO NONSENSE. AND SONIC.
domain:
liquidsnakeisshadow
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| ?Daisy & Rouge... Sisters? (Sonic) (Disney) |
kegs-dude |
(2.22) |
6,891 |
2007-01-25 |
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description:
Daisy duck and Rouge the bat... Very similar, huh? I really do think so.
domain:
segadisneyseparatedatbirth
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| ?Bill O'Reilly gives an honest effort |
tkx7 |
(3.82) |
6,887 |
2008-09-09 |
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description:
This site is a tribute to hanktherapper for winning the contest site: http://rewarded.ytmnd.com/
domain:
honesty
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| ?PTKFGS: The Newgrounds Hentai Petition succeed... |
Andrusi |
(3.73) |
6,884 |
2007-01-17 |
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description:
Yeah, nobody gives a crap about PTKFGS anymore. I don't care. As far as I know there's no actual petition to add more hentai to Newgrounds on ThePetitionSite.com or anywhere else.
domain:
ptkfgspetition
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| ?www.OMGWTFBBQ.com |
Goyutan |
(3.86) |
6,862 |
2006-02-14 |
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description:
Go ahead and give it a 1 if you want to. Just know that you're 100% f*ggot if you do.
domain:
omgwtfbbqdotcom
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| ?Give her a Kick in the Cunt |
lemonarchy |
(3.67) |
6,862 |
2006-10-15 |
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description:
a kick in the c*nt!
domain:
justalittlekickinthecunt
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| ?Sonic & Knuckles O RLY? |
Kilrathi |
(3.12) |
6,852 |
2005-06-28 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
snkorly
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| ?Fad Analysis: Sonic Sez |
Cwitz |
(3.97) |
6,852 |
2006-05-16 |
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description:
Yes, yes, I'm aware that it's not exact. After much research, I found that many sites use different variations of the speech. I tried to be representative of the majority of these sites. Science!
domain:
FadAnalysisSonicSez
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| ?(nsfw) Looks like sonic and knuckles are at it again (... |
Brianisapickle |
(2.68) |
6,835 |
2005-10-09 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
lolknucklesfuckedsonicv2
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| ?The blackest present for the most brutal of all bass... |
radracer |
(2.60) |
6,809 |
2006-08-24 |
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description:
Dethklok gives William Murderface the blackest present for the most brutal of all bass players.
domain:
blackestgift
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| ?A great day for Stephanie! |
Mapcouch |
(3.89) |
6,804 |
2007-10-12 |
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description:
shes still illegal in like 35 states give her a break :(
domain:
asaddayforytmnd
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| ?what's Kitty up to now! |
Endocrom |
(3.79) |
6,799 |
2006-03-25 |
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description:
the Quiet man's Father Peter Lonergan gives his warning
domain:
kittyrunninyadown
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| ?(nsfw) The New Adventures Of Sonic Gives Advic... |
mandude |
(4.25) |
6,798 |
2007-10-13 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
wootitsnewandimproved
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| ?Classic Hockey Night in Canada |
Ministry |
(3.35) |
6,795 |
2005-12-21 |
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description:
It's the full song, so might take a while to load.
Don Cherry gives it a thumbs up while young Ron Mclean looks on.
domain:
hnic1
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| ?The Ultimate Sonic Twist |
ShadowMtc |
(3.11) |
6,773 |
2007-01-31 |
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description:
SEGA finally makes the right choice. They finally make Tails a girl!
domain:
tailsagirl
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| ?Sonic Smells Something... |
V1L3 |
(3.63) |
6,760 |
2006-05-04 |
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description:
Sonic smells something
domain:
sonicsmells
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| ?sonic gets spiked |
pixelbob |
(3.82) |
6,751 |
2007-01-13 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
spikedsonic
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| ?Sonic Saturday Morning |
Zio |
(3.49) |
6,749 |
2004-10-17 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
ssm
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| ?Ollie Wan Kenobi gives weather forecast |
bobbyisosceles |
(3.65) |
6,725 |
2005-05-31 |
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description:
Ollie senses rain
domain:
olliewankenobi
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| ?What is Sonic? |
Monikku |
(3.78) |
6,725 |
2005-09-19 |
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description:
Because I didnt want to do that "Copy & Paste" bullsh*t (no offense) I decided to do it all by using MS Paint.
domain:
What-is-Sonic
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| ?((()))((()))((())) YTMND Hypnosis ((()))((()))((())) |
max-X |
(3.73) |
6,725 |
2006-06-04 |
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description:
listen to what i say and
do what i say starting now
obey you're the man now dog
create your own content
stay in school
push it to the limit
no more cake
do lsd
max is god
give fives based on originality
domain:
YTMNDhypnosis
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