| ?(nsfw) Obama is... |
larz2500 |
(1.62) |
7,722 |
2008-02-21 |
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description:
Obama is cool, man.
domain:
voteobamabvotepoop
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| ?The Diarrhea Song |
ddman |
(3.94) |
7,718 |
2010-08-11 |
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description:
Rock out to poop? Why, yes. Yes, you can.
This is a song I recorded in the late 1990s and found on a CD I burned in 2000. Yes, it's 100% original.
The song was originally recorded using some seriously wonky equipment. The vocals were belted through a Radio Shack cheap 7-dollar microphone and the multitrack on a Tascam 424 for those that remember that thing. The drums are fake and from a keyboard. All the guitars are real.
The only thing different is that I added in a guitar at the end (which is why it sounds so different from the other) because that section was originally intended for a solo I never recorded. Instead I just added in a rhythm track because it seemed to fit better.
Lyrics:
((PFFT))
DIARRHEA
DIARRHEA
YEAH ((PFFT))
PEOPLE THINK IT'S GROSS, BUT I THINK IT'S PRETTY GOOD ON TOAST
DIARRHEA
DRIVING IN MY CHEVY, AND I FEEL SOMETHING HEAVY
DIAHHREA
WHEN I'M WALKING DOWN THE HALL, AND I FEEL SOMETHING FALL
DIARRHEA
SLIDING INTO FIRST, AND I FEEL SOMETHING BURST
DIARRHEA
SLIDING INTO THIRD, AND I FEEL A WET TURD
DIARRHEA
YEAH
DIARRHEA
WHEN SOMETHING IS THE MATTER, AND I FEEL SOMETHING SPLATTER
DIARRHEA
WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY FEET, AND IT CAME FROM MY SEAT
DIARRHEA
WHEN I'M SLIDING INTO HOME, AND I FEEL SOMETHING'S BLOWN
DIARRHEA
WHEN I'M BREAKING ON THE BOWL, AND A WAVE COMES FROM THE HOLE
DIARRHEA
YEAH
OOP! OH MAN, I GOTTA WIPE MY ASS. HEH HEH HEH HEH. ((PFFT))
domain:
diarrheasong
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| ?X3 Frasier Crane Beast: MAN OF CLASS |
wadew |
(3.53) |
7,710 |
2005-12-06 |
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description:
Furry Frasier Crane Beast in A CLASSY AND DIGNIFIED SUIT.
domain:
classybeast
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| ?Jeff Gerstmann gives Zelda: Twilight Princess an 8.... |
ChronoShot |
(3.57) |
7,710 |
2006-11-17 |
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description:
Jeff Gerstmann is now the most hated man on the internets.
domain:
fatjeff
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| ?Porn Freak |
Thepillowsnake |
(2.29) |
7,701 |
2005-08-02 |
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description:
A man who downloads too much porn, soon finds out just how destructive it can be! Ostensively.
domain:
pornfreakboom
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| ?Demonoid goes down |
iluvallpoetry |
(2.60) |
7,691 |
2005-10-27 |
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description:
Demonoid.com's server hard drive crashes so no torrent downloads today
domain:
demonoidsucks
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| ?Rejected Megaman Villain #91 |
hawkfenix |
(3.47) |
7,673 |
2006-03-16 |
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description:
EDIT!: Oh no, It's Rod Man!!! A crossdresser is a bad choice for a Megaman Villain.
domain:
rodman
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| ?(nsfw) Moon Man On the Oscars |
DixonUranus |
(3.75) |
7,670 |
2009-02-22 |
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description:
Moon man shares his hopes on this years oscars.
domain:
moonmanoscars
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| ?Dr.Breen's the man now dog |
Robodeathclock |
(4.16) |
7,658 |
2006-01-19 |
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description:
Dr.Breen looks like Sean Connery
domain:
breenytmnd
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| ?wackywavinginflatablearmflailingtubeman |
noscottno711 |
(4.05) |
7,651 |
2006-02-16 |
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description:
Wakey Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
domain:
wakiywakinginfalteavle
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| ?Music You Only Ever Hear While On Hold #3 |
CrazyRay |
(3.84) |
7,651 |
2011-12-12 |
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description:
"Electric Blue" is a 1987 hit single by the Australian rock / synthpop band Icehouse and was co-written by Iva Davies of Icehouse and John Oates of the U.S. band Hall & Oates. The single reached number one on the Australian singles chart on 16 November 1987, number seven on the American Billboard Hot 100 singles chart on 21 May 1988, and number 53 on the UK singles charts. Released in August it was the second single from their number one album Man of Colours on Regular Records in Australia and, with a slightly different cover, on Chrysalis Records for European and North American releases. It is played regularly on Australian radio stations and remains one of their most popular songs according to listeners of Triple M in 2007.
domain:
musiconhold3
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| ?ronald mcdonald owned |
Smiddle |
(3.47) |
7,648 |
2006-08-04 |
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description:
Ronald crashes into Materazzi...
domain:
lolmaterazzi
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| ?youre the man now dog- Braille |
tkx7 |
(3.77) |
7,642 |
2008-01-10 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
brailletmnd
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| ?The Outcome of the Ultimate Spider Man Game... |
XeroAnarian |
(3.74) |
7,640 |
2005-10-10 |
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description:
Ultimate Spider-Man sales = He's rich, biatch!
domain:
richbrock
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| ?-.-- - -- -. -.. .-.-.- -.-. --- -- |
CrazyRay |
(4.09) |
7,638 |
2009-07-22 |
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description:
Morse code: "You're the man now, dog" -.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . / - .... . / -- .- -. / -. --- .-- --..-- / -.. --- --.
domain:
morse
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| ?Mullet Man: Space Traveler |
RockMFR |
(3.91) |
7,632 |
2006-01-31 |
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description:
Safety Not Guaranteed... in space!
domain:
mulletmanspacetraveler
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| ?Sephiroth is the man! |
mini-gram |
(2.64) |
7,622 |
2004-06-04 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
gosephgo
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| ?Christopher Reeves isn't the running man! |
kanacus |
(3.75) |
7,612 |
2005-10-06 |
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description:
Christopher Reeves was going to be in the movie "The Running Man?" How ironic.
domain:
wtfrunningman
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| ?Fergie VS Gwen Stefani |
Akolade |
(3.62) |
7,595 |
2006-09-26 |
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description:
Fergie VS Gwen Stefani. A mix of "London Bridge" and "Hollaback Girl".
domain:
fergievsgwen
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| ?Tar Man's Drug of Choice (Return of the Livi... |
PUMPKINSEEDjoe |
(3.65) |
7,591 |
2005-11-08 |
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description:
Tar Man, the Infamous Zombie from Return of the Living Dead Has an addiction to brains. He is currently working on a 12 step program in Brainoholics Anonymous to control his urges.
domain:
TarManReturnoftheLivingDeadZombie
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| ?Eli Manning seconds before going Super Saiyan |
YTMNDJesus |
(3.70) |
7,590 |
2008-02-03 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
elimanningssj
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| ?what is crash landing |
barium |
(3.97) |
7,585 |
2007-10-02 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
whatiscrashlanding
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| ?(nsfw) Soylent Green spoiler bookstore Crash |
haelsqueegie |
(3.90) |
7,582 |
2005-07-17 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
soylentgreen606
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| ?300KKK - This Is... |
hypersaxon |
(3.86) |
7,582 |
2008-01-27 |
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description:
Another Moon Man YTMND, KKK!
domain:
thisisnigger
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| ?(nsfw) Now you're a man |
Alephdaath |
(3.80) |
7,567 |
2005-07-16 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
orgazmo
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| ?Old man + sneaky sexual assault |
robertkos |
(3.61) |
7,564 |
2006-04-22 |
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description:
sex, boobs, breasts, tits, sexual assault, doctor, phony, scam, old, man
domain:
phonydoctor
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| ?lol, crash: Video Released (Sound in Firefox) |
hhhh64 |
(3.52) |
7,561 |
2006-12-15 |
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description:
This is edited footage of a kid who tried to commit suicide by crashing through a mall. He survived though, with minimal injuries. http://www.wesh.com/news/10534535/detail.html
domain:
lolcrashvideo
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| ?VISTA YEEEAAA!!! |
silcndrgn |
(4.14) |
7,555 |
2006-03-24 |
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description:
Steve Ballmer is clearly "the man" now, as indicated by this photograph.
domain:
usevista
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| ?The unfunny truth about the koolaid man |
Aerofriction |
(3.89) |
7,548 |
2006-06-29 |
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description:
The unfunny truth about the koolaid man
domain:
Unfunnytruthaboutkoolaidman
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| ?Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? |
Teknorat |
(4.12) |
7,544 |
2006-07-26 |
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description:
Original image by joshnrosen. All image editing done by Steege. Thanks man!
domain:
furryforastormtrooper
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